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Not a Well-Rounded
Athlete
December 2 - Leg 10
Previously on THE AMAZING RACE...from
the capital of Russia to the capital of the Netherlands, five teams
Raced, all taking different flights. Nadiya & Natalie (Team
Jersey Twins) utilized the FAST FORWARD and ate herring to win the
Leg...and they set in motion a plan to get rid of the biggest threats
in the Race: Abbie & Ryan (Team Dating Divorcees). At first,
Jaymes & James (Team Full Monty!) didn't want to assist...but
they U-TURNed the divorcees in order to have a better chance at
the money. Trey & Lexi (Team Texas Two-Step) finished the job
by U-TURNing Jaymes & James, thus preventing Abbie & Ryan
from U-TURNing Josh & Brent (Team Beekman Boys) and making it
a race for last. In the end Abbie & Ryan's Race - and their
chance at being the first-ever TWO-million-dollar winners in TAR
history - was over. Four teams continue to Race for the ONE million
bucks...who will bow out NEXT?!
PIT
STOP #9
HOUSE
OF REMBRANDT'S MISTRESS
RANSDORP,
OUTSIDE OF AMSTERDAM, THE NETHERLANDS
0255
LOCAL TIME
I dare say that, of all the people
RELIEVED that Abbie & Ryan are history, the twin sisters are
the MOST relieved (or would be if they had KNOWN). But, here in
the wee hours of the morning, they have no time to bask in the glow.
They start Leg 10 with this clue:
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MAKE YOUR WAY
TO THE ISLAND OF MALLOCA!
Fly over 750 miles to Barcelona,
the second largest city in Spain. When you land, travel by
taxi to the Port of Barcelona and catch an overnight ferry
to the island of Mallorca. When you arrive, travel by taxi
to Palma Cathedral and you'll encounter a traditional Mallorcan
spectacle of demons and devils playing with fire. One of the
devils has your next clue.
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The other teams departure times (local
time) are:
Jaymes & James: 0557
Trey & Lexi: 0638
Josh & Brent: 0938
INTERNATIONAL
AIRPORT SCHIPHOL
AMSTERDAM,
THE NETHERLANDS
And the lucky twins have a flight to
THEMSELVES departing at 6am! That's ANOTHER plus to taking a FAST
FORWARD: you (sometimes) escape the Great Race Equalizer! So, as
THEY take off from the airport, Team Full Monty! take off from the
PIT STOP. They still feel awful about kicking Abbey & Ryan to
the curb but...they'll face the music when it comes. THEY manage
a direct flight to Barcelona at 7:20am, and they take off before
Team Texas Two-Step arrive at the airport. But THEY get a 7:55am
flight. And, before Team Beekman Boys can even start the Leg, the
first plane touches down in...
BARCELONA,
SPAIN
At the home of the memorable '92 Summer
Olympics - the Games that introduced jai-alai as an "Olympic"
sport (though only as a demonstration) - Team Jersey Twins' plane
arrives. It's just around 9am local time, so the girls take it easy
heading to the Port. Once there, they learn the ticket office doesn't
open until 10am. So...they wait.
Speaking of, Josh & Brent have
been waiting and waiting and waiting to leave the PIT STOP. they
finally do, three hours behind third place. They have had ALL sorts
of luck - good and bad - during this trek...and they start to wonder
if they'll EVER get out of the basement! Add to that the fact that
Josh twisted his ankle a bit in the ROADBLOCK SWITCHBACK in the
last Leg...and they can't help but continue to worry as they board
the next plane.
PORT
OF BARCELONA
BARCELONA,
SPAIN
Jaymes & James run to hug Nadiya
& Natalie as they wait for the ticket counter to open. When
it does, they find that the only ferry to Mallorca leaves at 11...AT
NIGHT! Well, so much for escaping the Great Equalizer. Looks like,
unless there's a serious problem with one of the other two flights,
everyone will be on the boat. they get they're tickets and, as they
start to sight-see, they run into Trey & Lexi. They talk about
the alliance they formed to take out the biggest threat...and, then,
they hit the beach. After all, they have a whole day to kill before
the Race continues.
By the way, did you know the other
teams have NO idea who was Philiminated in the previous Leg? As
the three teams donned their travel clothes and went back to the
port, they started to worry that Abbie & Ryan would STILL beat
Josh & Brent. But, much to their relief and joy, Team Beekman
Boys were waiting for them. They hug and laugh that Team Dating
Divorcees have hit the bricks and that they will NEVER see that
two million! Josh & Brent...are just happy to have caught up
with the rest; now they feel they can WIN this Race!
At 2300 local time, the ferry takes
off and chugs through the Med, taking the eight Americans to...
PALMA
DE MALLORCA, SPAIN
Y'know, a lady that I knew just came
from Mallorca, Spain. She smiled because I did not understand. Then
she held out...uh,...y'know, listen to the Ringo Starr song to get
the rest. I don't wanna give the wrong impression.
Anywho, as the sun rises on the "Large
One" (as it is translated), the ferry arrives. The teams hop
off and grab cabs to the place where the "spectacle" will
take place. "We're searching for Lucifer at 7 in the morning,"
says Jaymes. "I dunno how I feel about that." Uh,...but
Josh & Brent want better directions so they stop at a motel
to get them before continuing.
PALMA
CATHEDRAL
MALLORCA, SPAIN
What greets the teams are a dozen men
in devil masks and torn clothing, screaming like the damned in hell
and waving torches all over the place. Team Jersey Twins are the
first to get to this poor imitation of a Gwar concert with the other
teams right on their tail. Let the freaking out begin. Oh, but wait...there's
a touch of yellow peaking out of one of the devil's black-and-red
costume. It's the CLUE! The teams grab it, rip it and read it:
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CENTRO OF ATTENTION!
Make your way in one of the
marked cars nearby to the town of Manacor and find the Centro
de Alto Rendimiento. Once there, search the grounds for your
next clue.
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Into the Fords they go
and the teams decide to follow each other and ask for directions
to this Centro. As they split, Team Beekman Boys arrive at the demon-fest.
After a minute of SEVERE discomfort, they're given the clue and
they haul themselves, trying (as always) to catch up.
On the road, Trey &
Lexi notice that Natalie & Nadiya aren't following them as they
had agreed. Jayem & James notice this as well. That's because
Team Jersey Twins lost site of them back in town. Oh...and, plus,
neither girl can drive a stick-shift too well....even Nadiya took
ONE LESSON in it back in the States. So while they do a poor-man
hydraulics imitation, Josh & Brent speed ahead of them, getting
confidence in performing this first-ever drive-yourselves task sufficiently.
Oh, and Josh's ankle feels much better now.
CENTRO
de ALTO RENDIMIENTO
MANACOR, SPAIN
"Alto Rendimiento"
means "High Performance" in Spanish. A pair of high performance
cars show up at the center. Team Full Monty! and Team Texas Two-Step
exit their vehicles, run inside the complex to a clay tennis court
and find clues in what looks like a classic "loving cup"-style
trophy. They open it to find a:
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WHO WANTS TO
GET SMASHED?
Manacor is the hometown of
tennis great Rafael Nadal. Now one teammate gets to (try to)
play LIKE him on his favorite type of court. Choose a tennis
pro and a basket of balls. The pro will lead you to a clay
court and start firing the balls at you via a high-powered
serving machine. All you have to do is return a ball over
the net and in-bounds...twenty (20) times. You must complete
it before your basket of balls is depleted, otherwise you'll
have to run back, get more and start over again. If you get
20 balls legally in-bounds the umpire will hand you your next
clue.
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Trey
and James are the volly-masters for this 'BLOCK. Good think Trey
knows HOW to play tennis pretty well; he knows just what to do to
get the balls where they have to land...he hopes. One thing Trey
does NOT take into effect: the serving machine fires balls out every
half-second...and all OVER the court, too! But Trey takes it in
stride, wacking them gently over the net and within the inner lines
of the court. James...is stupified. And, needless to say, he doesn't
have much luck himself on the other court. Before James can even
get to his second legal return, Trey is at 17...18...19...game,
set and 'BLOCK! He
runs to the female ump on her high hors...er, chair and receive
this clue.
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COVE-IN!
Drive yourselves to the town
of Campanet and search for the Coves de Campanet. Go inside
and follow the music to your next clue.
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As
they leave, James gets to six...and runs out of balls. Back
to zero. Fortunately, Team Beekman Boys aren't there yet...and Team
Jersey Twins are STILL jerking around in Mallorca. Plenty of time
to load a second basket...and patiently make it to 20! The Ja(y)mes
Boys leave in second as Josh & Brent arrive and Josh - healing
ankle and all - elects to go. But no sooner does he plant his foot
on that springy clay than he rolls the ankle again...and it starts
to hurt. He fights through it, though, trying desperate to catch-up
to the frantic machine. He moans with each hit (Brent says Josh
"sounds like Monica Seles", a female tennis player RENOWNED
for her groaning during matches) but can only get four over before
the machine empties. Another basket and Josh tries again. He gets
up to ten...but it's still half-way to completion as he sits down
and rests his swollen ankle.
And,
wouldn'tcha know it, this is where the Sri Lankan twins finally
show up. Nadiya opts to do the 'BLOCK. Fortunately for the life-partners,
Nadiya isn't quick to get used to the fast-firing machine. And Natalie's
"advice" ain't helping matters as her sis only gets eight
before running empty. While she tries again, Josh finally gets to
his feet and tries again with a third basket. The only way he was
going to quit was if he passes out from the pain and/or dehydration
or his foot snaps completely off! He doesn't run as much (but still
moans) as he gets up to 6...while Nadiya is only at 4. It seems
to be "Advantage: Josh" as he gets to 14...Nadiya at 11...Josh
at 17...Nadiya at 14...and, with a bit of chalk kicking up as the
ball lands, Josh finishes the task and he & Brent leave in third.
They cheer the girls as they leave...and, at that moment, Nadiya
gets #20 with a high lob. Now...if they can only overcome their
stick-shift-itis faster than Josh can overcome his ankle...
COVES
de CAMPANET
CAMPANET,
SPAIN
Teams Full Monty! and
Texas Two-Step arrive at the Coves and, again, decide to work together
to find the clue. The caves are a beautiful sight and they enjoy
it as they look around, extensively for a music box. Suddenly, Lexi
hears the strumming of guitars and Trey leads her and the Chippendales
to the source: two Spaniards strumming away. On the wall nearby
are the clues, which end up being the next:
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SPIN IT or
BULL-IT?
SPIN IT: Head for Sa Pobla
and one of its man 400-year-old windmills A repairman will
help you install two blades to the windmill to get it working
properly again. Once the repairman believes the work has been
done correctly, you will be handed your next clue by two Spaniards
who knows a LOT about windmills: Don Quixote and Sancho Panza.
BULL IT: Head to Muro and
a 1000-year-old bull-fighting ring. Don't worry; you won't
be fighting bulls. Instead, you'll BE the bull! You'll have
two minutes to run in a bull costume around the ring, butting
eight matador capes (in order) and then hitting a target hard
enough for a dummy matador to be sent flying. Only one team
can attempt at a time; if you fail, you go to the back of
the line. If you succeed, a picador will hand you your next
clue.
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Hmmm...fix windmills with
possibly heavy blades...or run around a ring for two minutes at
a time? the two teams decide to run with the bulls...or, rather,
AS the bull. Out of the caves and back into the cars they go.
But leave it to a roundabout
to screw things up. The two teams want to go in different directions
but, without better communication outside of yelling out a window,
they can't tell either team that. So...they go their separate ways...
SA
POBLA, SPAIN
And whatcha know, Jaymes
& James arrive at SPIN IT! Well, since they're there, might
as well give the muscles a workout, right? Can't be any harder than
a giant ceiling fan. They pull up, find a repairman, greet "Don"
and "Sancho" and gear up. Isn't much different from the
costumes they wore at the club...and the blades arent really that
heavy. they just need to be put in the right position.
MURO,
SPAIN
Meanwhile, Trey &
Lexi arrive at El Plaza de Toros. They grab the bull (Trey in the
rear with his head out) and, once the gate opens, they rush out
to butt some silk. Trey shouts instructions to Lexi as they run
around, getting the first cape in...15 seconds. Yeesh. The matadors
are spread around the ring so it's not a straight path...and Lexi
has a hard time listening to instructions a few times. Of course,
Trey has a hard time SAYING the instructions. Add to that the fact
that Lexi can only see in the peripheral out of the bull's eyes
and...well, it's a bit of a mess. But...they get through the eight
capes and run to the target with the "9" on it. But...she
hits the dummy matador, not the target. That's not part of the task
so...they have to reset the dummy and the team will have to charge
all over again. But, wait...we have a cut finger on Lexi's part.
It looks almost like the nail has been torn. Owie...
Back at the caves, Team
Beekman Boys find the guitarists and get the DETOUR clue. They decide
on SPIN IT (probably because Josh's ankle can't take running around)
and depart without a word to the musicians who helped them.
Meanwhile, at said SPIN
IT, the Ja(y)mes Boys finish the repair work and ask for the repairman
to look at their handiwork. The man gives them the thumbs-up and
allows the boys to head back down. Once they ditch the work clothing
and tools, they go to the windmill-tilter and his "homeboy"
(as James called him) to receive this fantastic clue:
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MAKE YOUR WAY
TO THE NEXT PIT STOP!
Drive yourselves to Palma
and the Castell de Bellver ("The Castle with the Lovely
View"), a 14th-Century fortress and the PIT STOP for
this Leg of the Race.
WARNING! The last team to
check-in MAY BE ELIMINATED!
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While they head to win
their second Leg, the team that won the LAST Leg finally arrives
at the caves. They decide to SPIN IT as well.
Back at BULL-IT, Lexi's
finger is wrapped tightly and her tears have ebbed. She and Trey
decide to switch positions for this second run-through. Lexi shouts
out commands and Trey goes delicately through them. It's a smooth
run, with all eight done with just under a minute. Now...for the
target. Lexi steers (no pun intended), Trey runs and...BULL'S EYE!
(THIS time, pun intended). They get the PIT STOP CLUE and leave
for the castle in second.
Josh & Brent arrive
at the windmills and get to work putting the blades up. But, as
they suit-up, here comes Natalie & Nadiya! This only boosted
Josh's sonfidence that they could beat them! This is old hat for
the goat farmers; they have a wind turbine on their own farm. As
they start, the girls run to a far windmill (and show how much they
failed at Spanish). So it's a race to see who would finish the blades
first. But...it's not really. As stated, Team Beekman Boys are wizzes
at machinery repair. All it takes is making sure the blades are
in the right place and bolted on firmly. And, besides, Team Jersey
Twins are butterfingers when it comes to their tools. Oh, and they
argue with each other all the way.
On the road, Team Texas
Two-Step seem to be lost...until they see a sign for Palma...going
the other way. Oops. Team Full Monty! have no such problems. And,
up on a hilltop in the distance, the two dancers see the castle
as clear as day. But so does Trey & Lexi once their bearings
are straight. The question is...who will be first to get to...
PIT
STOP #10
CASTELL
de BELLVER
PALMA,
MALLORCA, SPAIN
It's been a royal retreat...it's
been a prison...and now it's "home" to Phil and a...headless
greeter? Huh. Anyway, two Americans hit the mat, get a creepy greeting
from the headless one and then gets the great news from Phil:
"Trey & Lexi...you
are Team # 1!"
And Travelocity will be
sending this dating couple to the Riviera Maya in Mexico on a five-night
stay at an exclusive hotel, including guided tours of Mayan ruins.
I hope they have taken the trip by now before the Mayans are proven
right.
Minutes later, Jaymes
& James are checked-in as Team # 2. they are VERY motivated,
given that the million will help Jaymes' father.
Two down and two to go.
Will the guys or the girls finish SPIN IT first? Well, Josh &
Brent ask for a ruling first...and they get the thumbs-up! They
get the clue from "Don" and leave in third. And Natalie
& Nadiya WATCH them speed out on the dirt road. Their evaluation
for their own performance? "We suck!"
Once again, fighting against
all odds, Josh & Brent check-in NOT as the "last team to
arrive"! They keep Racing! And they feel they can WIN!!
Despite playing aggressively,
the twin sisters can only blame themselves for arriving at the mat
in last. When prompted by Phil, they run down the list of things
that went wrong today.
Then Phil says, "Well,
let me put you in a good mood. This is a Non-Elimination Leg!"
Yeah, yeah, a SPEED BUMP
awaits them...but they know that, as long as they're still Racing,
they're still the odds-on-faves to win!
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AFTER LEG 10:
AMSTERDAM, THE NETHERLANDS to MALLORCA, SPAIN
1) Trey* & Lexi
(+2) - Australia, Maui, Riviera Maya
2) Jaymes & James*** (EVEN) - Costa Rica
3) Josh* & Brent (+1)
4) Natalie & Nadiya (-3) - EXPRESS PASS (used), $5000
ELIMINATED IN 5th) Abbie & Ryan (-1) - $2M Chance (squandered),
Fiji
ELIMINATED IN 6th) James & Abba - Antigua, Malaysia Rainforest
ELIMINATED IN 7th) Rob & Kelley
ELIMINATED IN 8th) Gary & Will
ELIMINATED IN 9th) Caitlin & Brittany
ELIMINATED IN 10th) Amy & Daniel
ELIMINATED IN 11th) Rob & Shiela
* = One ROADBLOCK
more than partner
BIGGEST IMPROVEMENT IN LEG: Trey & Lexi
BIGGEST DROP IN LEG: Natalie & Nadiya
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