September 20, 2004
Chico: Spicing things up a
bit, He's Gordon Pepper...
Gordon: ...and we have victims of circumstance joining
us today. He's Chico Alexander...
Chico: ...That would be me...and three guest that we're
plugging in because, hey.. we like parties. From
somewhere in America, the hurricane-free edition of WLTI...
Gordon: Parties are good - we are joined by Josh Yawn,
Jason Hernandez and Alex Davis, interviewer
extraordinaire and moderator at game show haven
Say hello, Alex.
Gordon: Ok - that's all of Alex we'll be hearing from
for this episode.
Jason: It's like watching a seal and his trainer. :)
Gordon: Alex want a fishy?
Alex: Arf arf
Chico: This is gonna be hot, I can already tell.. Josh,
what's going down, yo?
Josh: Not a whole lot. Just waiting to eat.
Gordon: As always, this will all be edited for grammar,
Alex: Thank god.
Jason: Well, since I have perfect grammar, you
shouldn't worry about me.
Chico: I hear that. Just don't get on the rest of us,
Gordon: If your grammar's perfect, how's your grandpa?
Alex: I'm keeping tabs of bad jokes today I think.
Chico: Then prepare to get a calculator.
Alex: I'll put in a few hundred.
Gordon: It will be a big tab, and as the duck said at
the bar, put in on my bill.
Alex: Hey, when I played Hollywood Squares, we got
over 200 bad jokes.
Chico: Now to business, but first, a little house
Jason: ....don't worry, I'm house-trained.
Chico: As per GSNN's Spoiler Policy, we are to warn you
the public that act 1 contains a spoiler. If you wish
not to hear it, then click appropriately. You'll get
directions on your screen. Don't worry.
Gordon: Ooooooooooooooooh Spoilllleeeerrrrrrr.
Chico: Hell, we'll even give you time to decide...*hums
Alex: Now Ken'll come in and kick all our asses.
Josh: *hums one note monotonously*
Gordon: Let's not give them that much time - can we
segue to the Tic Tac Dough Center square thinking
Chico: Funny you should mention that, Alex...
Alex: I can't wait to find out why!
Jason: Don't tell me, he's gonna come in and kick all
Chico: He might if he reads this.
Gordon: I think, based on what we've said about him
before, if he was going to kick our asses, he would have
done so already.
Chico: True. Yours, anyway. :)
Gordon: Ok - TIME UP!
To proceed with Act 1
To proceed with Act 1