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August 14, 2006
 Jason: LOL
Chico: Now THOSE are some pretty people :-)
Gordon: Are they all bald and sexy?
Chico: Well, one of them is, that I know of...
Gordon: I didn't realize Fantasia shaved her head.
Jason: Oh snap.
Chico: Boo.... Welcome back to the show. It's time to Ask the
Doctor... Now if you're a loyal viewer of WLTI... first of all, thank you for
your continued loyalty over the years. You're the reason we do this.
Jason: Oh yeah.
Gordon: Yep
Chico: But if you're a loyal viewer over the years, you know that we're
big fans of the Christopher Eccleston Doctor Who here...
Gordon: Yes we are. By the way, did you know that this week, Sci Fi
announced that they will be airing Season 2 of the show?
Chico: Yes I did. So in celebration, instead of donning the papaya hat
today, I'm going full Time Lord gear here *puts on leather trench*
Jason: Uh...ok. I was a Tom Baker guy myself. Old School.
Chico: Tom Baker was better on Randall & Hopkirk (Deceased), the 2000
version. So it's time to Ask the Doctor... Who's got a letter for me?
Gordon: As a matter of fact, I have one.
Dear Dr. Chico:
I am looking for other people of my kind. I hear a rumor from one Ken
Jennings' web site that Alex Trebek is now a robot. How much of this human's
talk is to be believed?
Signed, Cyd the Cyberman.
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Chico: Well, Cyd... keep looking. Alex
Trebek is not a robot.
Gordon: Awwww ;)
Chico: Also not a robot: Dylan Lane... Ben Bailey... Julie Chen... more
robo-curious.
Jason: LOL
Chico: Ken Jennings... also robo-curious.
Jason: Oh man.
Chico: What? He's creepy!
Jason: Creepy, maybe. Robotic...not sure.
Gordon: Booo, creepy Jeopardy champion. Does he work on feet, too? Next
one?
Dear Dr. Chico:
I am looking for a target to exterminate...is there anyone right now who is
really annoying right now? Because if there isn't...you're next.
Signed, Dan the Dalek.
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Chico: I got a target, you cheeky little
devil, and you don't even have to leave the country. Target: the producers of
the UK edition of Big Brother.
Jason: Why is that?
Chico: Thanks to a comeback twist, fans, who have been tuning out in
droves, are now asking for their cheese back from voting lines.
Jason: Hmmm...(setting coordinates).
EXTERMINATE...EXTERMINATE...EXTERMINATE. (fades out)
Chico: So yeah, mob mentality. Go after the BB producers. And while
you're at it, go after the producers of the US version for casting an unneeded
all-star version.
Gordon: It's needed if you're looking to go to bed before 9pm.
Chico: All-star... slop... season six... mashpota...to...zzzzzzzzz...
Sorry. Next letter?
Jason: I have another one.
Dear Dr. Chico:
My space ship fell into the U.S. Big Brother Parking Lot. I fear that since
my body is based on electricity that I may have short-circuited
something....
Could you tell the humans that I am sorry for what I did? Let me know what
happened? I am willing to ea...I mean meet them.
Signed, Rodney the Rutan.
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Gordon: Awww... Rutans. So cute, green and
cuddly.
Chico: I would like to help you, but really, I don't know what's going on
either. Well, aside from technical glitches in the HoH. I will say that there is
a no-fly zone over the BB House... I thought you knew that.
Gordon: Come on. He's not from this Earth. He wouldn't know about the No
Fly Zone. Anyways, our spies tell us that they re-did the stunt, due to buzzer
malfunctions and that Janelle is the new HOH.
Jason: I changed my ship into a Toyota Prius. No one knows the
difference.
Chico: There you go. Janelle's the new HOH (uh oh), and drive a Prius..
avoid the trouble of interstellar space travel. I thought everyone knew about
the no-fly zone.
Gordon: Well, he's not a fly. He's a Rutan. Next letter...
Dear Dr. Chico:
I am a happy go lucky guy looking for a companion. Must be a bit of a wild
character. Would any of the characters from Who Wants To Be A Superhero fit
the bill?
Signed, Captain Jack.
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Chico: Monkey Woman... totally. She's all
wild.
Gordon: Don't you think the screeching would get on Jack's nerves?
Chico: Hey, he said wild, not annoying.
Jason: I have another one.
Chico: Hit me.
Jason: "Dear Dr. Chico: This is Rose."
Chico: (Tim Meadows) It's a lady! (/TM)
Gordon: She's a laaady. Whooa whooaa Whooa, she's a laaadyyyy...
Dear Dr. Chico:
This is Rose. As you know, I happen to have a thing for strong black men. So
I am wondering, you think this guy Flavor Flav will be single after this
season of Flavor of Love?
Signed, Rose McGowan
PS. YEEAAAH BOY!
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Chico: I'm going to apply the Hiroyuki
Sakai rule: if it happens twice, it will happen three times.
Jason: So she can't go after him, Doctor?
Chico: No, I'm just saying. Flav & Brigitte... dead. Flav & Hoopz...
dead. So there's nothing telling me that he'll change his tone after this
season.
Jason: Flav & Rose...a match made in Tardis.
Chico: So Rose... hit him up... and if it doesn't work... Call me, eh?
Gordon: Jason loves playing those female roles.
Jason: Yeah Yeah Yeah.
Gordon: Last one...
Jason: Ok.
Dear. Dr. Chico:
This is Sarah Jane Smith. I've come out of retirement to write you an
article about an experiment that escaped from a Sontaran's laboratory. It's
close to 7 feet tall, loves to wear make up and women's clothing, and likes
to do things with metal objects such as hula hoops and spinning cubes. It
gets VERY feisty when it comes into contact with swords, so be careful. Last
seen in Brooklyn, NY, and answers to the name of Leonid. He's also been
called Jason Block Jr. I hope this helps.
Love, Sarah Jane Smith.
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Chico: Thanks for the heads up, now if
you'll excuse me.... *picks up phone* Hello, NBC? I have an urgent warning for
Regis. Yes, it's about Leonid. You know about the Sontarans then? You have it
all sorted? Excellent. Cheers. *click* We're good.
Gordon: That's all the letters that I have.
Jason: I repeat...I am not a cooler...nor am I an alien.
Gordon: Sure, you're not.
Chico: Okay, we're going to shapeshift into another break, and then,
we've got babies and baby daddies.
Jason: This is WLTI....we bring the sexy back.
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