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August 7, 2006
Gordon:
My favorite, too =)
Chico: It's a good thing I'm shaved bald right now, because I get to say...
PLACE BETS NOW!!!! *poses*
Gordon: nice pose
Jason: Hai! Do we have the results from the last one?
Chico: I don't know... Do we?
Gordon: Here are your scores... Lastplace with 32...Lingoboy...
Jason: (tennis clap)
Gordon: in 4th place, with 50...The Cookoo Clock
Jason: Oh well.
Gordon; 3rd Place, with 90...Mike The K. (Clap). 2nd Place, with 134...The
CHairman
Chico: Yo.
Gordon: And 1st Place, with 140...Haterade!
Jason: Of course :)
Gordon: Don't hate me because I'm...beautiful.
Chico: Technically, we can't :)
Gordon: Hardy har har
Chico: But this round will be a two-man affair. Because we're going through the
Game Show Awards, and since I'm counting result, I must recuse myself.
Gordon: Though I have the feeling we will tie again, you got it, Block.
Jason: Bring it On.
Chico: In my pants :) Why the hell did I just say that...
Gordon: If that's the prize, I'll let Jason win.
Chico: No, there isn't a prize. You're playing... for your PRIDE!
Gordon: In that case, it's definitely not in your pants.
Chico: Not what your girl said :)
Gordon: Leave The Big Brother Mime out of this.
Chico: Heh... Alright, I'll let you walk away with this one...
Gordon: Man this episode got raw, didn't it?
Jason: Yup.
Gordon: 15 Categories. 15 bets. 100 Pasties from the Michelle L'Amour Collection
Chico: Since we'll never see them again.
Gordon: I know. Sob.
Chico: Thank god. :)
Gordon: Someone help me through my moment of grief. I need a hug. =(
Chico: Gordon needs a hug...*hug*
Jason: (HUG!!!!!!!!)
Chico: Okay, that's enough.
Gordon: Poor Michelle...and she had nice wheels, too.
Chico: And the car wasn't bad either. Hi-yooooo! Okay, for reference purpose,
please now go to
http://www.gameshownewsnet.com/extra/extra073106.html
Gordon: ok. Let's start this up.
Jason: Ready here.
Chico: Okay. First up... let's start with the bottom, shall we? The Zonk Award
for Host... You see the nominees. Now place your bet.
Gordon: This could be tough. They all deserve to be there. 5 on JD Roth
Jason: 7 on Mel and Shandi. Ricki was disappointing. Mel and Shandi were just
bad.
Chico: Next, Zonk Award for Show. We've seen a lot of shows that just plain
sucked. Which one was just plain the suckiest?
Gordon: We'll go for the perfecta. 5 on Unan1mous
Jason: Although that was bad...Playmania is just cringworthy 7 on Playmania for
the Clean sweep for GSN.
Chico: Next up, the Gone But Not Forgotten Memorial Award. Five hosts who left
a legacy, however small. Who left the bigger one?
Jason: Ok...I would love to pull all 86 here...but I need more to bet. 6 to
Tomarken
Gordon: 20 on Tomarken.
Chico: Big bet for Gordon.
Gordon: I can't see how you give it to anyone else.
Jason: True.
Chico: Very true.
Jason: But I am trying to spread my bets.
Gordon: Sure Edwards was a pioneer, but Tomarken was from our generation
Chico: Next up, the worst moment. A moment you want to forget... but can't.
Gordon: The skunking was bad. Randall was bad. The Deal or NO Deal case was
heartbreaking. 5 on the million dollar error.
Jason: 10 on Bai Ling. Sorry Gordon.
Gordon: How DARE you make fun of my Bai Ling
Jason: Because she deserves it?
Chico: Okay, settle people Don't make me break out the hose.
Jason: Yes Sir.
Gordon: Ok, daddy.
Chico: Next, the BEST moment. The moments you WANT to remember. Gordon, what
moment do you want to remember?
Gordon: Id like to think Game Show Marathon because the torture was finally
over, but I'll go 5 on one of the hottest finales ever - AI5
Jason: 5 on AI5 finale. Great great stuff.
Chico: Okay, next. The best reality player as defined by a player who
exemplified what it means to last on a show that just goes on and on and on and
on and on.... Sorry. Gordon?
Gordon: Can I go off the board and say Michelle L'Amour?
Chico: Judges (BZZZZ!) Sorry. Nice try, though.
Gordon: Well, you know who I am voting for next year. This year, I'll go 5 on
Taylor Hicks. The class of Idol.
Chico: Maybe we'll add "write-ins" next year, but for now...Jason?
Jason: I will triple that bet 15 for the Soul Patrol
Chico: Big Pastie Money for the Soul Patrol. How about those who earned their
riches one game at a time? Best traditional player? Go!
Gordon: Hmmm...I think that Thorpe or Madden deserve it...but I am going to go
for the upset and give my homeboy some love. 5 on Jason Hernandez.
Jason: You know what? I will give him some love too. 5 on Lingoboy.
Gordon: We both know what happens if we don't bet on him.
Chico: Yes.
Gordon: Bad juju
Chico: That's all I will say about that.
Gordon: We'd both be Bad Mommy
Chico: First up, best new reality show host. Lot of new faces, some old ones...
who'll get the votes?
Jason: 9 on Mr. Bergeron. He was the best of that group.
Gordon: I disagree. Regis was. 5 on Mr. Philbin
Chico: Next, the best newbie of the old-form bunch. All brought something new
to the party. Who brought more?
Jason: Vote or No Vote...9 on Howie.
Gordon: 15 on Howie. No way he loses this one.
Chico: Now, best host of a reality game. Who gets it?
Gordon: This is tough...
Jason: Isn't for me. 5 on Probst
Gordon: This is probably going to be the toughest category. I'll go 5 on
Seacrest
Chico: Now best host of a traditional game.
Jason: 5 on Vieira. She still rocks my world.
Chico: I bet she does.
Gordon: He's 80+ and he can still bring it. 5 on Bob Barker.
Chico: Four categories left. The next one: Best new reality game.
Jason: 5 on the Dancers. Dancing with the Stars
Gordon: Its in the news. Best of the bunch, It's recent. America's Got Talent.
5.
Chico: How about best new traditional game show?
Gordon: Duh. 5 on Deal or No Deal.
Jason: 15 on Deal. A sucker's bet.
Chico: I'll bet. Both of you have 10 now as we go to the final categories.
First: Best Reality Game. Amazing Race is the reigning champion.
Jason: 5 on AI.
Gordon: It's been Idol's Year. 5 on Idol
Chico: And finally, best traditional game show.
Gordon: 5 on TPIR
Jason: 5 on TPIR...35 years and counting.
Chico: Okay, all the pasties have been given out. Tune in later this month to
see if you're any good at this prognosticating thing.
Jason: We hope.
Chico: Meanwhile you at home have the power to change the outcome. How? By
voting, of course.
Jason: You have until when?
Chico: August 20 is the deadline.
Jason: Vote now...and once.
Chico: Tell your friends. Tell your neighbors. Tell your neighbors' friends.
Jason: That's hot. Keep them coming.
Chico: But you keep staying. Big Finish is next.
(Brought to you by Dancing With the Scars, which is what you will be doing if
you should imitate David Smith and jump on broken glass. Please do NOT try any
of the wacky stuff on America's Got Talent, because some moron will and will try
to sue NBC. Don't even bother.)
Chico: No seriously.... Don't. Big questions in small time. Time for the Big
Finish. World Series of Pop Culture. Will we see another?
Jason: Yes.
Gordon: Absolutely. Big Brother 6. Is Janelle next to go?
Chico: Yep
Jason: Yes. She is so dead
Chico: Dead breasts walking. Last Comic Standing final this week. Who takes it?
Jason: Josh Blue.
Gordon: I said he took it from day one. I'm not going to change now. America's
Got Talent - Who gets in on the Wild Card Show?
Jason: The magician and the Pianist.
Chico: Sean & John if they tighten up their game, and Natasha Lee... if she
just plays, baby.
Gordon: I'll go Nathan Burton and All That
Chico: Should be fun to watch. Mail time?
Gordon: I got mail
Chico: Me too. First up from Jordan Hass. Thanks, Jordan!
Jason: Hey Jordan.
TO: WLTI
FROM: Jordan Hass
Concerning Extreme
Improv Mini-Golf: I really do wish there was a "Mini Golf" show with the
stars show on television, i mean nothing is as boring as poker and Mini Golf
would probably be next in the "line of texas hold em fads". Sounds Like The
The WLTI people better get their Wilties out. I smell a cash cow a commin'
And because you asked for
it...
HEAD ON: APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD
HEAD ON: APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD
HEAD ON: APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD
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Jason: LOL
Chico: Okay, thanks Jordan. We really liked the golf trip and hope to keep it
as a tradition in upcoming GSCs. As for the other rant... a) we didn't ask for
it... and 2)....that
commercial really bugs the crap out of me.
Jason: Me too.
Gordon: Duct tape...apply directly to the mouth. Actually, they used to air the
national finals of mini golf on ESPN a while ago. If they did it again, it needs
to have that extreme touch to it, because regular golf...didn't do much.
Chico: Next?
Gordon: Next up, we get some mail from Tyler Brown. Thanks Tyler!
Jason: Hey Tyler.
Chico: Hey Tyler!
TO: WLTI
FROM: Tyler Brown
I was wanting more information on the costs of
copyrighting works and names of game shows as well as my entertainment
company. P.S. Love the site!
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Gordon: Hi Tyler. When you register, you want to
do it in at least 2 places. The first one you can do online at The Writers Guild
of America. There are 2 Guilds - East and West, pending on where you live. Each
cost is $22.00.
Jason: And also if you want to copyright a name it's $45 at
http://www.copyright.gov/
Gordon: You should also copyright it in DC on their website on the National
Pending Office. That you will have to download their pdfs and snail mail it over
there. So it costs around $70 per idea, but it can save you millions.
Jason: The best $70 you can spend.
Chico: Especially with the sharks looming around nowadays. Okay, I got next
from... an old friend...A good friend of this site.
TO: WLTI
FROM: Cheryl Jackson
It's Cheryl Jackson from Deal or No Deal, remember me? I
was just looking on your web site and I loved what I read, please confirm
that this is correct and I quote from a July 26th.
"There are no plans for an all-star version, in which big winners would be
brought back to compete. What the show might consider instead would be
bringing back players who went home with really small amounts of money. Said
David Goldberg, If you went away with $5, it might be nice to bring that
person back and give them a chance."
If Mr. Goldberg did say that then I am the FIVE dollar person he is
referring to. Do you remember us talking about me going back. Just
wondering if that information is correct, please confirm.
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Chico: Thanks, Cheryl. Great to hear from you
again.
Jason: Always good to hear from you.
Gordon: It's always a pleasure to hear from you.
Chico: As for David Goldberg's idea, it's just that... an idea. Nothing is set
in stone yet. But as soon as it is, you know where you'll hear it first. Any
more mail?
Gordon: I have more mail.
Chico: Please share.
Gordon: This is from Christopher Reynolds. Thanks, Chris!
Chico: Hi, Chris :)
TO: WLTI
FROM: Christopher Reynolds
I definitely agree with Buzzerboy (Alex Davis) that Tom
Bergeron doesn't seem to fit in the Millionaire chair. I do think he would
fit as the syndie version of Howie Mandel, so a bonus Infiltration: Who do
you want to see answering the banker's phone calls during the day in 2007?
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Jason: I do like Bergeron. He could do it well.
Chico: Someone playful... but not too playful... Someone serious, but not too
serious.... Off top of my head, I can't think of anyone. Tom Bergeron could do
it. He fits all of those.
Gordon: Why not go for a compassionate edge for someone easily excitable...like
Rosie O' Donnell?
Chico: We may have a reverse Meredith Vieira case should that be a viable
option.
Jason: Could be.
Gordon: If they gave her liberties to make her character more cuddly, then it
could work
Chico: Could. One more from our good friends Jason & Jacky..
TO: WLTI
FROM: Jason & Jacky Hernandez
Hey guys! This is Jason Hernandez (and Jacky) reporting
live from the wonderful Tribune Studios where we both won $5000 on this very
studio lot just over five months ago now, wow!
We are here for the season premiere taping of Family Feud with new host,
John O'Hurley about to step into some pretty big shoes. This is his first
shot at the Feud, and we are hoping that he does well in his first outing. Chico: Meanwhile, we are here with fellow GSC-attendee, Burton Richardson,
and we will try to get him to say "Alter Cockers" and "Biotches" and
"Fighting Pudus"... I promise!
While we wait for the show to start, here are some comments [read: very
constructive criticism (further read: WTF is wrong with each show)] we have
regarding GSn's two latest offerings: Chain Reaction and Starface.
Chain Reaction... is a piece of crap! You know how the saying goes, "A first
impression is the lasting one." CR left a horrible taste in both of our
mouths during the first 45 seconds of the show. The theme music to open the
show was annoying as hell, and Jacky begged me to turn it off. I've since
FF'ed the intro if she is in the room. She then got into uber-ranty mode
when
"Chain Smoker" was not accepted for "chain smoke." She darn-near had a hissy
fit over it. She loves word games, and she said, "This is not a word game! I
got the entire chain reaction before any of those teams got the first word!
They are way too damn easy, and these contestants are idiots! I could beat
them by myself!" I then replied, "So why don't you try out for the show?"
She jeered, "Are you joking?
I don't want to split the money THREE ways! Plus, I don't think this show is
even going to be on the air once our year of ineligibility is up." OUCH. The
judging is crap, the graphics are crap. The set is chintzy, and the betting
round is stupid. The bonus round is okay, at best. Plus, if Jacky can get an
entire chain in twenty seconds, that either tells me that she's really good
at this game... or the contestants are really that dumb. "Oh, I'm just
really good, of course.... but man, these guys are so DUMB!" Maybe if GSn
would put smarter people on the show, we'd watch. We had no problem deleting
this week's worth of shows off of our DVR.
We like StarFace. It's cute, and the fact that she loves Hollywood trivia
makes her a big fan. Plus, she is a big fan of Hollywood Showdown. The thing
that got her excited was the third round with the masks. It's a clever idea,
and can be very cute when the contestants get into it. She already has ideas
on who should be on the masks. To quote Jacky, "Oh man, they should SO put
Ross or Chandler from Friends as a mask.... could that... BE any better?" We
think it's okay, and we're looking forward to see who the next masks are.
That is all for now. This is Jason and Jacky reporting from Tribune Studios,
and now it's time to play the Feud! Have a great rest of the Big Finish, and
we'll talk to you soon! -The Fiesta Lingo'ers
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Chico: I think we have a new record here... :)
Jason: Damn.
Chico: This is quite possibly the longest bit of mail we've ever gotten. EVER.
I'm not even going to try and follow it up with a response, because nothing I
say can ever justify it. It's just... amazing! Jason... Jacky... My hat... is
off to you.
Jason: Thanks for writing
Chico: All I can say is "Thanks for writing, and let us know how the new season
of Feud turns out."
Gordon: I wonder what he'll think after he reads our opinions of it.
Chico: He'll probably want to tear our hides. We like Chain Reaction...
almost... and we hated StarFace... almost.
Gordon: Well, we certainly are opinionated, aren't we?
Chico: We wouldn't be who we are if we weren't.
Jason: Damn skippy.
Chico: And if you have a question or an opinion or just want to say hi, you can
always do it at
wlti@gameshownewsnet.com
Gordon: So thanks to Ryan Vickers, Jason Hernandez and Jason Block for stopping
by.
Chico: Good times!
Jason: Thanks guys...and we will see you next week.
Chico: Next week, we laugh at/with the last comic standing. He's Gordon. I'm
Chico. The Show is WLTI. and until next week, gaaaaaaaaaaaaaame over, and spread
the love :)
Jason: Hug It out.
Gordon: Preferably with your arms around Michelle L'Amour
Chico: I was waiting for Gordon to throw in something completely wrong :)
Gordon: =)
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