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Episode 16.10
November 12
 Jason:
I got it locked.
Chico: Don't think so, bro. I... am the epitome :-)
Jason: Bald and Sexy(TM)
Chico: Welcome back to the show. The old saying goes "No man is an
island." And to drive the point home... I bought an island. The only thing is...
it needs the "man" bit. And that's where you guys come in.
Gordon: Here's your island, Chico. Let's populate it. Starting with...
Blonde
Rachel or Andre. One is a vapid sex-starved kitten. The other... "Didn't get the
memo." Island needs pretty people, right?
Jason: We need females. Rachel.
Gordon: Andre. He can go and molest some palm trees.
Chico: I have one for the woman and one for the commie. I'm all for
sending both. So it shall be.
Gordon: Sounds cool with me. Next one...
Gordon: Shandi Finessi, Rachel Hunter, or Ross the Intern. Which inane
magician's assistant needs to magically appear on the island?
Chico: Ross the Intern.
Jason: Rachel Hunter...Staci's Mom has got it going on.
Gordon: Ross the Intern. He's up to around 25 minutes of fame.
Jason: I am trying to make it a habitable island :)
Chico: I'm trying to make it a habitable... everything else.
Gordon: Ross was just annoying as all get out. He needs to go and be
Andre's tackling dummy.
Chico: Or worse.
Jason: Ewww...Ross it is.
Chico: Okay, next boat...
Nathan
& Jennifer are the constant bickering couple. He is going through the race to
get her back. She's just clawing into him all the time. Which begs the
question... can't we just send them both?
Jason: Please. With pleasure
Gordon: Cant we send Ari and Stella instead, complete with Ass?
Jason: Isnt that oxymoronic
Chico: Why the heck not.
Gordon: I mean the 4 legged kind. We can make animals on theisland, too
Chico: They've got nothing better to do than go and steal taxis.
Gordon: Next one...
The
Writer's Guild or The AMPTP. NO, you cant send both.
Chico: America needs writers.
Chico: Without writers, we get... well, you remember the Opening Round.
The AMPTP, please.
Jason: The AMPTP for not seeing that 8 cents per item royalties is not
that much for the trillions they have generated over the last 20 years. Give
them the money.
Gordon: AMPTP, definitely. we need more entertainment on the island
Jason: See the light.
Chico: There you go. Next.
Rocket
or the Muggs... The island needs entertainment, right?
Jason: Rocket.
Gordon: Rocket. Let them get the vocal skills up there.
Chico: Rocket it is.
Gordon: Not a bad band, just not as refined
Chico: Totally.
Gordon: Finally...
Monday's
Jeopardy! match was supposed to be the ToC opener. It... stunk. We obviously
can't send the champ, so let's send either Mehrun or Cathy.
Jason: Cathy. She just wasn't up to it
Gordon: Mehrun. so much talent. So awful a Final Jeopardy wager.
Chico: You know me. I'm more of the math beast. Mehrun... have fun.
Jason: Ok.
Chico: So to recap...
Now appearing at the Rocket concert sponsored by the AMPTP... Nathan &
Jennifer, Ari & Staella, Blonde Rachel & Andre, and Mehrun and his math book.
Opening act: Ross the Intern... and a jackass. No, they aren't the same.
Jason: Sounds like a plan.
Chico: Tickets available at a Ticketmaster outlet.
Gordon: I'm buying
Chico: What's coming up next?
Gordon: Next week, we delve into the minds - or lack of - of people. A
lesson in psychology after this
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