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Episode 16.8
October 29
 Jason:
Not me. I cant sing for (^_^).
Chico: Well...You can be the guy in the back dancing then.
Jason: Right
Gordon: Viva Laughlin, have you met Cop Rock?
Jason: Not Brilliant and cancelled.
Chico: Welcome back. This is the thing and we're the guys. And this... is a copy
of "Come on Down!" by Stan Blits.
Gordon: Yay!
Jason: Haven't read it yet...but I will.
Chico: We love Stan Blits. It was given away in a round of 1/2 Off. This is a
well-planned product placement.
Gordon: Along with $500
Chico: For all such placements that WEREN'T well planned, we have... Excessories.
Gordon: Yay!
Chico: You know how this goes. I suggest a show, you suggest a placement. For
instance...
"Phenomenon"... Magic... Mentalists... What's missing?
Jason: A Phenomenon kids Magic Kit
Chico: A new twist on the home game concept. Love it.
Gordon: I have the ultimate magic trick
Chico: What's the ultimate trick?
Gordon: It's amazing. It's incredible. It will solve all of your TV problems
once and for all!
Chico: The Remote of Butt-Kicking?
Gordon: No - the Blindfold and Ear Plug Set! Makes all bad tv shows disappear!
Chico: Whoa.
Jason: Oh my goodness!
Chico: That's... whoa. I was thinking of the official Phenomenon nail gun.
Gordon: Does it come with wolf trap and really slow announcers?
Jason: Thats good
Chico: Comes with wolf trap, announcer sold separately. Next up...
The return of The Amazing Race...
Jason: Sneakers, backpacks
Chico: Car kits. For all of those "unexpected" repairs.
Gordon: An ABC-123 manual for people helping them to READ THE CLUES.
Gordon: Sometimes, I wonder if people who can't read the clue on the show are
smarter than 5th graders.
Chico: Probably.
Gordon: Maybe not by much. Next one?
Chico: Okay, next....
Stumping you with the Schwab.
Gordon: Bah
Jason: Sports Almanac
Chico: A consolation at Stump the Schwab night?
Gordon: The Stump the Schwab Calendar. Another day, another inane sport fact
that we'll never need to know.
Jason: lol
Chico: I think they have those already. Just find the Schwab's picture online,
post it on the box... Isntant holiday gift.
Gordon: They need more. Like how society as a whole is going to be damaged with
Boston winning 2 World Series in 4 years.
Jason: Oh boy!
Chico: I think I'm going to be playing Linus to Gordon's Charlie Brown this
week.
Gordon: Gimme the damn football.
Chico: Next up...
The Next Great American Band needs something, right?
Gordon: A special Dicko mute button.
Jason: An association with Rock Band--the video game.
Chico: Of course. How about Guitar Hero... you know... for those of us who DON'T
have an XBox.
Jason: Rock Band is coming to the PS3
Chico: ... Oh! I have a PS3!
Jason: You do!
Chico: I do!
Gordon: Yay!
Chico: Next...
The Halloween TPIR.
Jason: Drew Carey Mask with Glasses!
Chico: Drew Carey glasses!
Gordon: I think you need to get vampires holding prices of a car and the
contestant having to guess the first one that's more than the price of the car.
Then call the game...BAT'S TOO MUCH!
(silence)
Gordon: (waiting for groans in 5...4....3)
Chico: Wahh wahh wahh waaaaaaah
Jason: (rimshot)
Chico: AND FINALLY...
PLAYMANIA'S SERIES FINALE!
Jason: An album from DethKlok (Tm) and Mel Peachey back!
Chico: I can get on board with that.
Gordon: You can't have Leatherface come in and disembowel everyone on the set,
can you?
Chico: No. Nor Michael Myers. Nor Freddy Krueger.
Gordon: What about...and I am sort of serious....Playmania, the internet game?
Jason: That wouldn't be bad.
Chico: No, not really. Nothing to stand between you and the money at least.
Gordon: And every time someone gets an answer wrong, we get a zombie face
popping up on your computer and screaming.
Jason: lol
Gordon: Word Slam - the game that scares you to death.
Jason: AAAH!
Gordon: And with that, we get a ghoulish break
Chico: Back with the big finish after this
(Brought to you by The Great American Ghoul. On October
31st, we'll see the little trick-or-treaters running around. You get to give
them candy - and be generous with the candy - or fruit, or granola bars.)
Gordon: Don't forget money. Kids love money.
Jason: Kids love money too...and none of this penny nonsense :)
Chico: And a check will do.
Gordon: And don't forget, as we do every Halloween season...GiveGordonandChicomoney@gameshownewsnet.com
Jason: lol
Chico: Okay, we're going to the REALLY quick Big Finish! Survivor: Courtney
gone?
Jason: Oh yeah...done and done.
Gordon: That last move certainly put her in trouble. We're about to see if Jean
Robert and James are as smart as they are obnoxious.
Chico: Dancing: who's next off the floor?
Jason: Jane Seymour
Gordon: Jane is in trouble this week, but I think she stays. I think the
backlash could hurt Marie Osmond or Sabrina.
Chico: Will we see a game 7 of the World Series... or Celebrity 5th Grader?
Jason: 5th grader.
Gordon: 5th Grader.
Chico: Although we'll take a game 7 as things stand right now.
Gordon: Will we see a strike this week?
Chico: Yes.
Jason: And No one will care.
Gordon: I think they may start to care in 2008.
Chico: Okay, real quick. Contact us at wlti@gameshownewsnet.com or myspace.com/wltiongsnn.
We'd love to hear you chime in on... well, anything, really.
Gordon: We got a quick email before we go - this one from Jonathan M Richards.
TO: WLTI
FROM: Jonathan M. Richards
I have been watching
Temptation for a while now, why have I never seen a Male contestant???
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Gordon: I've seen 2. One of which was the first car winner. The other one crashed
and burned
Jason: There have been a few. And the reason is....they wanted women.
Gordon: But the reason is that most of the prizes are female-oriented. I don't
think too many men want aromatherapy.
Jason: right.
Gordon: And that's one of the reasons why the show is averaging a 0.6. Most men
aren't going to want to sit through and watch a female geared show either.
Chico: So to everyone who asked why Temptation seems a little female-centric...
That's why. It came down to casting.... and it came down to production. Geared
to pigeonhole.
Jason: I would have loved to play...they didn't want me. Or my type. No offense.
Bad casting. Bad production. Bad overall
Gordon: And with that., we're done this week. Special thanks to Jason Block for
showing up.
Jason: Thank you.
Chico: And thanks to you as always for reading. He's Gordon. I'm Chico. Happy
Allhallowmas. Game over. Spread the candy :-)
Gordon: Yum!
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