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Episode 16.7
October 22
 Chico: hear here.
Jason: And those rules...
1) safety first
2) see and breathe through those costumes
3) trick or treat in neighborhoods you know
4) and let your parents look at the candy first.
Jason: They may like you...but some one may not. We want you kiddies safe.
Chico: And always practice proper trick-or-treating etiquette... Gimme some
candy!
Jason: NOW!
Gordon: There you go. We continue the show with some more suggestions that you,
the viewers have in this week's Roleplay!
Jason: That was fun last week
Chico: This is actually a continuation of last week since we had so many good
submissions. And we have even more good submissions. Gordon, why don't you kick
stuff off for us.
Gordon: We'll start with...Mr. Harpwood.
Don: Complete with the hair?
Gordon: Complete with the hair.
You are...Donald Trump. Have you learned anything from all the other All-Star
versions of shows, and what are you going to do to prevent this All-Star version
of the APprentice from ruining a franchise that already is on a major downswing?
Don: First of all, this version has celebrities, as opposed to people who have
been on the show in past seasons. Those people had their chance, and I already
fired most of them. As for how I plan to make this work, I believe we have
celebs that are well known. That, paired with the fact that I get to say most of
them, "You're fired!", should make this season HUUUGE!
Gordon: That's big, baby. Chico, you got one for Jason?
Chico: Yes I do. Jason...
Jason: Ok.
Get this, you are... addicted to that new dating show on MTV.
Jason: Say what?
Don: lol
Have you ever thought about telling your friends about it without saying the
title?
Jason: Ok...The Tila Tequila show?
Gordon: No. That was a different show.
Jason: Well, yes...because it's well a little weird. All my friends know who
Tila is...and well..its kind of bizarre to watch her go after both guys and
girls. It's a good sort of trainwreck. I mean its fun to see her do the "faux
lesbian thing" But I do call it "that dating show on MTV". Tila Tequlia sounds
like a stripper.
Chico: Sounds like someone's getting a shot.
Jason: Give me some Tequila baby. Tila Tequila...you are a friend of mine.
Chico: Okay, Gordon, I believe you have something for me now.
Gordon: Chico, You are...
...Shoppers Paradise.
Jason: I feel sorry for you.
Chico: Please do.
Why are you so cheap?
Chico: 'Cause my proprietors don't expect much of me! Besides, where else can
you get a Wii for Ten Temptationdollars? ... Nine temptationdollars? C'mon!
You're killing me! Eight temptationdollars!
Gordon: (Hits the buzzer)
Jason: There you go.
Gordon: Does it come with candy apple cell phones?
Chico: Yes... yes it does. Besides. you see it as being cheap. I see it as
getting all the ladies.
Jason: You are a guy back there? I thought with all the frilly stuff...you were
a woman?
Chico: No... that's just my idiot EP talking. I'm alllll dude.
Gordon: If I knew that, I would have given Jason the role. Speaking of which,
Chico, what role do you have for Jason? Oh well. Okay, Gordon, here's one for...
wait. It's YOUR turn to play head on a stick!
Gordon: Drat. (snaps fingers)
Jason: lol
Chico: Gordon....
Gordon: Chico...
You are Pat Kiernan... again
Gordon: ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz
Chico: *whap* Wake up.
Don: This should be good.
Gordon: Sooo sleeeeepyyyyyy.
Chico: You're gonna want to be awake for this.
You're the host of "Playmania" for a night (have fun). How are you going to kick
off the show?
Gordon: Ooook. Well, we're going to do nothing but Rip Van Winkle trivia to
start. Next up, we'll be doing a Top 5 of People who sound like Ben Stein. Then
we'll be doing a movie quote on War and Remembrance. Then after that we'll be
doing a Word Slam, only allowing arthropods. After that....are you guys awake?
(panel falls asleep)
Gordon: Ennui would count in Word Slam, right?
(panel still falls asleep)
Gordon: Ok. I can fix this. Look! It's Michelle L'Amour! And she's only wearing
a balloon!
Jason: Huh? what? WHOO HOO! YEAH BABY!
Don: Wha? Where?
Jason: (Hoots and hollers)
Gordon: That's better. Ok. Next one. Jason and Chico and Don
Chico: All three?
Jason: all right!
Gordon: All three.
Don: Alright.
Chico: It's the All-In Challenge...
You're all The Big Heads of NBC. Would you consider canceling Days of Our Lives
and put 2 game Shows on Daytime and Challenge CBS?
Chico: Well, we WOULD... except that means less Today. And everyone loves
watching Today. Why do you think we expanded it to four hours?
Don: Sounds tempting. It may make fans of that soap mad, but if we can get 2
really good game shows in there, it could make up for that.
Jason: In a second. Soaps are dead. Look at Guiding Light on CBS.
Chico: Oh yeah. They have to "update" that, I heard.
Jason: They are trying to do it handheld and all MTV which is BS...CBS if you
ask me.
Gordon: Ok. last one.
Chico plays Rossi Morreale and Gordon plays Rolonda Watts. Do you think
Temptation would be any better if the game wasn't so female-centric?
Chico: Would it be any better if it wasn't so female-centric? Well, who do you
think does all the shopping? Who do you think are so ruthless!
Gordon: Well, if you look at the show, most of the contestants are female. I
think that women love nothing but cell phones and makeovers. What would make you
possible think that they would want anything else?
Jason: You mean women aren't all one dimensional?
Chico: That's right, Rolonda. Women are all part of the appeal of this show!
Gordon: Well Jason, you like the female roles. When you're in a womanly role,
don't you have that desire to have a massage and a pedicure?
Jason: That and I hate all men :-)
Gordon: What're your career plans after the season, Rossi?
Chico: Just going back to making AT&T commercials. That failing.. I'm sure I'll
get love and hugs from someone.
Gordon: I've got nothing but love for you, baby. I'm going to try to go on The
Price is Right and see if I can't be the announcer. Maybe we can have male
models. I bet no one's thought of that idea before.
Jason: Uh...Rosie O'Donnell?
Don: lol
Chico: Yeah, that was ... that's done. Forget about it.
Gordon: And also done is Roleplay. Again, a big thanks to all of you fans for
giving us these great ideas.
Jason: Thank you guys!
Chico: Yeah, you guys are awesome!
Gordon: We'll finish this episode right after this.
(Brought to you by the Divorce Game. We had dating... we had marriage. Now see
what happens when you and your ex get in the game!)
Jason: Don't give the execs ideas!
Chico: Coming soon to Fox... probably =p
Jason: They do it
Gordon: Like Divorce Court was bad enough.. :-(
Don: Seems like a good channel for that.
Chico: Yeah.
Jason: wow.
Chico: Okay, program note. Next week is the premiere of Phenomenon on NBC.
Wednesday night.
Jason: This looks funky. But do you think the alleged David Copperfield rape
investigation will have a negative effect?
Chico: Probably not
Don: I hadn't even heard about that allegation until now.
Jason: Big news in the states yesterday.
Gordon: I notice that they downplayed it so that they are pushing Uri Geller and
Criss Angel in the promos, eh?
Chico: Something like that, yeah.
Jason: I don't know if Copperfield is in the show itself...
Chico: Probably not.
Jason: But Criss Angel is cool. Uri Geller...not so much
Chico: Agreed. What else is in the Big Finish?
Gordon: Dancing With The Stars. Mark Cuban. Still. There. Is he finally going
this week?
Chico: Yeah. Although secretly, I think you like seeing him on week after week.
Gordon: Uh...no.
Jason: Cuban isn't going this week. Cuban is going to go pretty far.
Gordon: Bleagh
Jason: Cuban rules.
Gordon: You would say that. I think Jason has been voting for him 10,000 times.
Chico: Ahem.. how about Survivor? Is James still in danger?
Gordon: Funny you should mention that. We got an e-mail about that. This from
our friend Bobby McBride. Thanks, Bobby!
TO: WLTI
FROM: Bobby McBride
To me, Courtney Yates is in
Sudden Death on "Survivor: China". Given the way she screwed up her part in
an Immunity Challenge a few weeks ago, even though she didn't get a vote at
Tribal Council that week, she needs to be on the winning tribe in Immunity
Challenges the rest of the way out. If she doesn't, she's likely a goner. Do
you guys that she'll even get to the solo phase of the game?
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Chico: Yeah, she'll get to the solo stage... but
she'll never make jury.
Jason: Sounds about right.
Gordon: I disagree. I think she will make the jury now. Here's the thing. We now
are focusing on the individual strength part. She won't leave next week, because
if her team loses, There are 2 people on the opposite team who will be leaving
first.
Chico: Makes sense now that you put it that way.
Gordon: When it gets to the individual stages, either 1. Her team will be
dominant and pick people off, or 2. She'll be the last person out of her tribe,
because she's the weakest one left and they want to pick off the strong people
Don: Makes sense to me.
Gordon: So either way, she will make the jury.
Chico: But she won't win. Not as bitchy as she is. She's a bitchy skeleton.
Jason: Nope.
Gordon: We'll see. There's still plenty of story left to be told.
Chico: Oh yeah. Finally... does Shad win five days?
Jason: I do. Yes.
Gordon: Yes
Don: Yeah.
Chico: Yeah.
Gordon: I've got some more email from Brad Hasbrouck.
TO: WLTI
FROM: Brad Hasbrouck
Do you think "Don't Forget The
Lyrics" could be in the running for syndication?
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Chico: If Fox wanted to do it... then why not?
Jason: Sure. Running yes...production...no.
Gordon: I think it has potential, because of the format. They are only using 11
songs per show.
Chico: And it's basically Are You Smarter Than the Band. The format is, anyway
Gordon: I agree. I think it could do well in Syndication. Thanks for the letter,
Brad. That ends the mail.
Chico: Which means that the show is done for today. You got questions. We've got
answers...
Jason: Thats good. I need sleep :-)
Gordon: If you want to send us some mail, what should they do?
Chico: wlti@gameshownewsnet.com or Myspace.com/wltiongsnn.
Jason: We love to hear from you guys!
Gordon: We always do. Thanks to Jason and Don for hanging out with us this week.
Jason: Always love to be here.
Don: It's always nice!
Chico: Hope to see you again next week. He's Gordon Pepper, I'm Chico Alexander.
The show is We Love to Interrupt.
Jason: And as we always say....
Gordon: And until Next Time, Game over and Spread the Love.
Chico: :-)
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