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Episode 16.6: Our Fifth Birthday
October 15
 Chico: No home game for you, Gordon.
Gordon: Just trying to warn the public.
Chico: Got Gaston in trouble, if you remember. Welcome back, this is WLTI's 5th
Birthday Party. And that's why we turned our first game over to you... If you
remember, this was our first EVER game... Roleplay!
Gordon: Yay!
Chico: So we gave our blank sticks to you. You put various heads on them... And
now we are going to display... ahem... our fine acting skills. Are you ready,
Gordon?
Gordon: I am ready
Chico: Now the first one... this was the most asked question, so we have to do
this one.
Chico: Gordon...
You are anyone and anything associated
with Temptation: the New Suck of the
Century...Two questions: What went wrong... and what do you plan on doing about
it?
Gordon: What went wrong? We didn't cover any sort of correct translation from
Australia to here.
Chico: Obviously.
Gordon: What do I plan to do about it? Do I have to do anything about it? Our
episodes are almost in the can, we aren't going to get renewed, so hey, I'm just
gonna go jamming (lights up a cigarette and leans back)
Chico: You sicken me and every red-blooded game show fan out there.
Gordon: Did I ever tell you that I had an uncle from royalty called Sir Charge?
Chico: No and I don't care. If I had my way, you, and Ginger would probably
never work in this business again. Rossi and Rolonda... probably. I don' tknow.
Gordon: And I guess if you had your way, you'd have Jim Perry hosting it?
Chico: Himself or something like him. Just like the game would be "Temptation"
or "soemthing like it." This isn't even "something like it."
Gordon: Ok. Fine. I'll tell you what,
Chico: Tell me what.
Gordon: We'll rebrand it next year and call it WipeOutYourremoteJack
Chico: I'll wipe out your remote... Jack. Next one?
Gordon: Next one. Chico you are....
A Deal Or No Deal Million Dollar Case. Are you lonely yet?
Chico: ... Yes.
Gordon: Do you need to see a shrink yet?
Chico: No. Because now I have this to remember me...
Chico: http://pics.livejournal.com/saiyanhedgehog/pic/0003kdc3/ ... although I
might want to hit the bottle soon. I'm being to miss my brothers and sisters. *takes a swig*. Remember kids, Drinking is bad until you're 21.
Gordon: Or unless you're case #21 or over.
Chico: Right.
Gordon: I think the science of cloning is a good thing.
Chico: Sheep, yes.
Gordon: Next up?
Chico: Gordon...
You are Pat Kiernan.
Gordon: ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz
Chico: Wake up.
Gordon: Uhh wha Yes, the answer is 12.
Chico: Great. Now let's try it with this question - How would you feel about
potentially replacing Alex Trebek when he retires from Jeopardy?
Gordon: I think it would be a good fit. My resume includes Studio 7, World
Series of Pop Culture and Grand Slam, so I have the trivia edge. I also think
that Jeopardy could now have a new edge as not only a trivia match, but as an
endurance challenge as the players try to stay awake through my question
reading.
Chico: zzzzz... Sorry, what was your answer again?
Gordon: I'll break into terms you can understand. I can kick your ass in a
trivia competition, punk.
Chico: Now that's what I was waiting for you to say. Remember, you need to have
more than two emotions to host Jeopardy!. Just a tip.
Gordon: Whats an emotion?
Chico: You know those things that the competing contestants feel when you say
something that they eitehr approve of or disapprove of?
Gordon: ive never witnessed that
Chico: ... Oh dear. Get your wife to talk to you about that.
Gordon: While I do that, I'll give you the next role.
Gordon: Chico..
You are...Merv Griffin
Chico: SPEAK!
Gordon: "Crosswords" has some great game ideas -- really -- but how can you make
it better?
Chico: I could, really. This is something i've been toying with my entire life.
"How do you do something like a Crossword and turn it into a game show?"
Gordon: And that's the problem. Youre no longer alive.
Chico: This was my life's work... and I want to say make it so all five have a
bank of some sort... add it to the podium when you spoil.
Chico: This is a very blank slate full of possibilities.
Gordon: Ok. So how can you improve it?
Chico: Improve the set... improve the music... improve some game mechanics,
specifically getting rid of winning the game with one question.
Gordon: Well, good luck ther to try to channel the thoughts into the living
production people
Chico: I'm trying, Gordon...*shakes head*... Whoa, that was weird.
Gordon: Halloween is approachingm isn't it?
Chico: Yep. Next, Gordon...You are... oh, this is nice...
You are Wayne Cox. Why weren't YOU chosen for "The Price Is Right?!"
Gordon: Ok. 30 seconds Chico. Talk about Pricing Games...Go!
Chico: You play them for prizes... but this is the wrong game. Care to try
again, sir?
Gordon: Ok then. Talk About...Well-Known American Celebrities..and...Go!
Chico: Hey, I asked the question. You do the talking.
Gordon: The point is that Wayne Cox is not on the list. And if you're CBS, you
need someone on that list to be talking about pricing games.
Chico: So why weren't you at least considered?
Gordon: I'm not a well-known Emcee. I think I would be very good, but I need to
get my resume padded a little more. Maybe if we get a Canadian Version, they
will call me up. It worked for Howie and Colin, so why not me?
Chico: Why NOT you? That's what I'm sayin'. Let's get Wayne up in here.
Talkabout was some underrated stuff.
Gordon: Wayne is an underrated host. Im sure he will get a nice gig next
Chico: Okay, G. One more.
Gordon: Chico, you get the last one
You are...Josie Maran
Chico: Someone has to have the female role.
Gordon: Why the heck would you want to cut off your legs anyway?
Chico: Sympathy? 'Cause... you know.. Heather Mills was there last year and she
got far because of her leg, you know. Maybe I could've been the one with the
leg.
Gordon: So you want to be known as the moron who willingly cut off your legs?
Chico: I just wanna be known. LOVE ME, GORDON!
Gordon: I would love you more if you were still in the competition and Mr. Cuban
was out.
Chico: ....I was in Need for Speed.
Gordon: Apparently. So those were our 6 favorites,, suggested by you guys out
there.
Chico: It was really hard to choose. No, SERIOUSLY.
Gordon: How serious was it?
Chico: So serious that we're going to pick another six and do this again next
week. That serious.
Gordon: Sounds like a plan. And if you want to submit some more, you can do it
right here...
Chico: The more the merrier. Meanwhile, we're going to take a break.
Gordon: When we come back, we'll play the game that YOU wanted us to
play...after the break.
Chico: This is the party.
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