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Episode 23.13 - April Foolin'
April 5
Gordon:
I'm a proud fan and supporter of the school. Go Duke! Chico: Go Butler! Hometown heroes! Besides... we all know Duke sucks and Coach K
is a crybaby... Gordon: I have a table reservation for Bitter, party of 1. Mr Bitter Alexander,
your table for 1 is ready. Chico: Ah shut it :-) Welcome back to WLTI. We're celebrating all things April.
And if April is watching, I'll be over in 5 minutes. Gordon: I will, but I want to hear other people talk this week. It's Say Wha?
Time, and here with the quotes, Mr. Chico. Chico: PRESENT. Gordon: Please present away. No time like the Present to present your audio
presents :) Chico: Yup. First up, this from a Dancing Star...
"The
dude smells ridiculously amazing, we could be working out, outside for 4 hours
and I’ll smell like a guy, and he smells like a garden of lilies."
Gordon: I could say that it's from any woman at your work place after working
out with you. But it's actually Erin Andrews. Chico: Correct. Though I've been told I smell like a garden of lilies. Then I
switched to Old Spice. Gordon: Better lilies then Pussy Willow. Chico: Anyway, this was with Ryan Seacrest when she denied for the umpteenth
time that her and Maks are an item. Gordon: Maksim is single. Erin is single. Why not? Go for it. Besides, you may
need a bodyguard with the death threats coming your way. Chico: We're standing behind you guys. Okay, we had a dancing star, now about a
Dancing Pro...
"I
don't like speaking when I am upset, and I don't ever want to bring back words
that I don't mean, and 'I quit,' I guess, was one of them"
Gordon: That's Tony Dovolani, after Ms. Gosselin took him to the breaking point. Chico: She has a habit of that. Gordon: Ask Jon, who just got dumped also. Chico: Yeah. He's got a habit of that too. You know some times you get two
people who just don't belong and they ... spawn... Gordon: I think Jon and Kate deserve each other. Chico: Ha. Next... neither a dancing pro nor a dancing star, but can still dance
anyway.
"The
whole reason for doing it is to make the show more exciting...Some of these
brilliant dancers have just disappeared off the face of the earth. To be able to
have this show use its own talent is fabulous."
Gordon: That would be Nigel Lythgoe defending the use of his dancers to return
as 'Guest Dancers' on So You Think You Can Dance. Chico: One of many changes he's implementing. Another... no top 20... only a top
10. Gordon: Let me go on record as to say I hate that one. Chico: Let me go on record as saying "They're getting desperate". Gordon: People will be voting on their favorite veterans. And yes, they are.
This ruins the fairness of the show. Woe be to the person not paired up with a
defending champion. You know what I'd prefer to see? Chico: Tell me what you'd prefer to see. Gordon: If you must bring back the veterans, have a 'Second Chance' Division and
pair up people in the Top 12 who came in the Top 4 but didn't win. THAT would be
fun to see. So you have 2 different divisions with 2 different champions. Chico: But no, you're going to have the all-stars... and people'll play
favorites and... well... you saw how that worked out. ahemworldidolahem. Gordon: I don't mind All-Stars with people who are all in the same boat. I do
mind when the voting of an all-star affects someone unfairly. Chico: I can see that. Gordon: It's like Idolers doing duets with a Seasonal champion. I'll be happy
for those who got Kelly Clarkson and sad for the poor schmoe stuck with Jordin
Sparks. Keep them separated. Next one? Chico: Okay, next... no dancing whatsoever... unless you count what this guy was
talking about.
"You
had that money spent. You were celebrating, and there were people in the
audience screaming and pointing and trying to tell you that one of the eggs had
rolled off."
Gordon: Would that be Guy Fieri? Chico: That WOULD be Guy Fieri. And he would be referring to a $50,000 egg. Gordon: Minute to Lose it Chico: ALMOST, you don't know. Gordon: I hate to see someone lose their eggs. It's just like someone who lost
their nuts or who had their banana nibbled off prematurely. Chico: That's the show! Goodnight... Blake Duplant is the returning player, and
his $50,000 game is "Egg Roll". He had to wave a pizza box at an egg and get it
into a square downstage. It rolled on... he started celebrating... and then it
rolled off. He had to GRAB the box... and right the course. Of course, he ended
up with $125,000, so... good for him. Very good for him. Next quote? Chico: Next...
"I
would love to see Simon Cowell naked, covered in honey and dog food, going
through the process of The Door. Can you imagine the ratings?"
Gordon: I thought you got over that fetish by now. Chico: I'm seeing someone about that, actually. Gordon: Are you in that same group with Tiger and Jesse? Chico: Seriously, though. Who said it? Gordon: That would be Chris Tarrant when doing media ho publicity for the UK
show 'The Door'. Chico: It's a thinly veiled jab. It's a promo piece. It's BOTH! Gordon: Yay! Nothing screams promotion like attacking someone else for your own
show. Isn't that right, Donald Trump? Chico: Or Len Goodman (see BVN from earlier) Gordon: Right. I don't think you have a chance of seeing Cowell on The Door
though. Last one? Chico: Last one. Oh, you're gonna love this.
"HOLY
THREE STRIKES, ADAM WEST, WHAT DO WE DO NOW?!"
Gordon: Sounds like a Drew Carey quote. Chico: .... *nods head* Gordon: On the April Fool's Edition of TPIR Chico: ... no. You're close. It's not Drew Carey... It's... Gordon: Rich Fields? Chico: YES! Gordon: Should have known that one. Chico: He's got a new video out where he drives the Batmobile while Adam West
plays the TPIR iPod game... and accidentally blows up TV City. And you know
something... Rich Fields... Adam West... the Saywha? graphic... this was just
meant to happen. Gordon: It was inevitable, like fate. Chico: Like a commercial. Inevitable.: Like fate. BTW, here's the video.
Gordon: You know what else is inevitable? Chico: A commercial? Gordon: Yep. After that we'll look into the not-so-inevitable. Chico: Yeah... The future.
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Chico: Plus tax, shipping, and handling... Offer good in 49 states... SORRY,
TENNESSEE! Gordon: Poor Tennessee. But to make up for it, you could you volunteer to go
first in What If? Chico: Good use of the nickname, sir. Gordon: I try :D
What if "Minute to Win It" moved from Sunday to Wednesday permanently?
Gordon: Then this happens to Mercy:
Chico: Do we have a comparative study here? Gordon: No, but the fact that they yanked the repeats of the show should signal
lack of confidence in the show. Chico: After they killed it.. then renewed it... Gordon: something like that. Next one...
What if...the judges use their save on Siobhan Magnus next week?
Chico: I think... as good as she is... it would be a waste. I mean, she's
good... but she won't win. That's like saying "We think Matt Giraud is going to
win"... Wait, they did do that, didn't they? Gordon: I think you can safely do it at this point of the competition and not
worry about a favorite leaving. But once again, I hate the idea of the judges
Save. Chico: I want to think it just gives the public the middle finger, you know? Gordon: I do know. The show needed to make improvements. This was not one of
them. Next one? Chico: Next one...
What if "Dancing with the
Stars" beats "American Idol" to take the season?
Chico: Because you know, they have the charts at the end of the season to see
what the #1 show truly is. Gordon: Then Idol, without Cowell (who will be on The X-Factor next year) should
quit before tanking next season. Chico: Agreed. And this is a very real possibility, with DWTS beating AI in
viewers this week, albeit by yeah much. Gordon: Keep in mind it's not head to head, and I think it will be interesting
to see what DWTS will be on Week #3. Chico: Yes it will. Gordon: But you do have the perfect storm here. A strong crop or stars vs. a
weak crop of idolists. Chico: I'll go perfect storm. Gordon: Looks like it. Next one...
What if...The Winners of the First 6 seasons of Top Chef competed on Top Chef
Masters?
Chico: Then not one of them win. It gives the others a little push. Gordon: You don't give any of them a shot? Chico: And on this show... a little push is all you need. It's a very
competitive show. I love it. Gordon: You do have some of the failed chefs in Season 1 of Masters returning. Chico: That's going to be interesting. Gordon: I'd personally love to see a Top Chef All Star Series, just to see how
much these people progressed, instead of a one shot. Invite back the Top 4 on
each series. That would be 'huuuuge' Chico: Thank you, Mr. Trump. Next one. Gordon: That's you.
Speaking of, what if The Celebrity Apprentice wasn't just a glorified popularity
contest?
Gordon: You mean The Donald actually firing the right people? Chico: Right Gordon: Then it would be a much stronger show. I actually think the solution is
what the show should have done to begin with - rotate bosses around. Chico: No, it's my show! It's yoooooge. Like my hair. Gordon: His hair is yuuuuuge alright. I mean sure Mark Cuban had a dumb show,
but I would have loved to have seen his Apprentice Challenges. Gordon: or Jerry West, Bill Gates,etc. Chico: And that's why Undercover Boss is the #1 new show this season. Just
throwing that out there. Gordon: exactly. Because they mix it up. Chico: Different bosses... #1. Same boss... running joke. Gordon: Agreed. Just a thought, Mr. burnett. Chico: And finally, G? Gordon: Last one...
What if...Duke WINS the National Men's Basketball championship on Monday?
Chico: Then they'll only need two more to catch up to UNC. WHAT?! I GOTCHOO,
BABY! Gordon: I just hope they win so I can torment Chico next week. Chico: And how's that different from any OTHER week? Gordon: ....good point. Chico: You know i have a friend who's a fan of both Dook AND the Red Sux? Gordon: But it would be like The Red Sox winning the pennant, wouldn't it? Chico: It would be EXACTLY like the Red Sox winning the pennant. Do you have any
idea how ANNOYING that would be? Gordon: If I was in Boston, it would be quite annoying. Though I do specifically
remember being mailed a set of North Carolina Sweatshirts last year after UNC
won the title. Chico: :-) I sent you TPIR eps as well. Gordon: Yes you did. Chico: Don't forget those. Gordon: I still watch those. Chico: Good job. Do you watch commercials? Gordon: I do. Shall we watch one more? Chico: Yes we shall. Speed Round after this.
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womanizer, and... another game show host.)
Chico: ... not in that order. ... I hearted last Thursday's Jeopardy!. Gordon: I noticed. Do you heart a Speed Round? Chico: I heart a Speed Round. I'd heart to start it... NOW! Gordon: Speed Round Starts...NOW! Survivor: WHo doesn't survive? Chico: JT for the Heroes, Coach for the Villains. Gordon: Yes and yes. Idol: Can anything stop Tim Urban from leaving? Chico: Katie sucking royally. She will not. Bye Tim. Gordon: I don't think so either, but I think Aaron better show up next week.
DWTS: Can Pamela Anderson survive? Chico: If Buzz Freaking Aldrin can survive, I'm sure Pam Anderson has no
problem... That said... I'm still hoping for Aiden Huh? to go bye bye. Gordon: I think Aiden Who needs to get some good scores, cause I think Pamela
will get a bounce back. Race: Who leaves our TV set next? Chico: I think intertube engineers Brent & Caite get their wish and Carol &
Brandy go away. Gordon: I agree. The ladies were saved by some really bad play. Can they get
lucky again? Are we lucky to get email? Chico: Got some from Lee Hubbard.
TO: WLTI
FROM: Lee Hubbard
Hi. Someone from Youtube told me that O'Hurley's last Feud airs on May 28. Also,
according to Wikipedia, the last first-run show of Deal or No Deal will air on
May 28.
Gordon: Sounds accurate, but I defer to Chico. Chico: Thanks, Lee, that would make sense becase it's the last week of the
regular season. It's the last Friday in May... But you know, things have gone
either way. Jeopardy! and Wheel have extended their seasons well into the summer
in to the past. Trivial Pursuit ended in April. So it could go either way, but
if I was a betting man.. I'd go with your people, Lee. Thanks for writing! And
hey Gordon! Say you want someone to write you.. What the heck would they do? Gordon: 1. Email us at wlti@gameshownewsnet.com. 2. FInd us on YouTube, MySpace
or Facebook. 3. Do NOT send us letters like this:
TO: WLTI
FROM: Identity Withheld.
I would like to get information on how to be a wild n out girl on nick cannons
hit t.v show wild n out
Chico: What's wrong with this letter? Wow! Where do I start? 1) Augustus ate
Wild'n Out a while ago. Gordon: 2. We are not connected with any game show currently on the air. 3. We
can't get you on a show. Chico: And 4... Why the heck would you give a perfect stranger your phone
number? Gordon: True. We're a bunch of pervs here. Chico: Well... Gordon is :-) Gordon: And with that, we end the show. Special thanks to no one in particular,
as it's just me and Chico today. Chico: *shrugs* Gordon: Next week: More eliminations, more debuts, and a coronation of sorts.
For Chico, this is Gordon Pepper, saying Game Over and Spread the Love. Chico: :-)