Best of Queens - November 16
We've already crowned the best
trash-talkers out of Manhattan, Brooklyn, and the Bronx.
Today, we've got four people up for the title of the King
(or Queen) of Queens.
Your contenders this week...
Aaron, Jamaica, beat up Rich
from Astoria
Aiesha, Jackson Heights, floored Chuck from Cambria Heights
BGB, Flushing, killed with Boris from Hollis
Fudge, Forest Hills, laid waste Vince from Richmond Hills
As always, Wilmer, Jason, and
Sam will judge on originality, quickness, delivery and
sting.
First up, the freestyle
round. BGB comes up on top of that round as he takes on
"Heavy D." So BGB will take on Aaron, and in the second
match Fudge vs. Aiesha.
First up, the jury of their
peers... Rich, Chuck, Ritz, and Boris.
Round 1: Bald & Crazy Mommas.
BGB: "Your mom is so crazy, she got no legs, trying to
play soccer like this." Aaron... chokes!
Rich: BGB
Chuck: BGB
Boris: BGB
Vince: BGB
It's a sweep for BGB. Next
up, Fudge vs. Aiesha.
Round 2: Old & Hairy
Mommas. Aiesha: "Your mama so messed up, her teeth look
like they're doing the Tootsie Roll." Fudge: "Your mom so
old, she was at the after party when Moses brought out the
10 Commandments." Looked like Fudge had the fire here...
Boris: Fudge
Vince: Fudge
Chuck: Fudge
Rich: Fudge
Another SWEEP, and the final
is set... BGB vs. Fudge!
Last one standing wins. Guest
judge: Chamillionaire.
Battle 1, Joke 'til you
choke. Fudge's best: "Yo momma looks like
Chamillionaire." BGB's: "You look like R. Kelly's
(^_^)ing your mouth." Fudge ends up choking.
Battle 2, the target round.
The targets: BGB's girlfriend (who has Haitian feet) and
Fudge's dad (the homeless Denzel Washington).
Battle 3: the knockout
round...
Fudge: "Yo momma got a mouth
here, a mouth here, a mouth here, and a mouth here. She
gives (^_^) like this... (dances)"
BGB: "Your mother so
fat, every time she has sex, she moans recipes."
After the deliberation, the
King of Queens... going to the Best of New York show...
will be... BGB! He gets $1000 more, tickets to
Jurassic 5, a Pioneer Inno Satellite receiver, and a chance
to be crowned King of New York later in the season.
