Best of the Bronx - November 9
Last week, we crowned the best
of Manhattan, then moved the show to the Bronx. Now it's
time to bring the four daily winners together for another
battle to see who'll take on the Best of New York at the end
of the season.
Your contenders this week...
Brett, South Bronx, mowed
Chris from Woodlawn
AJ, Riverdale, crushed Sunny Delight from Wakefield
Boomshard, Eastchester, wiped the floor with Rob from
Hair Jordan, Morris Park, brushed off Nore from Throgs Neck
As always, Wilmer, Jason, and
Sam will judge on originality, quickness, delivery and
First up, the freestyle
round. Hair Jordan continues where he left off, as he gets
called out to call out his opponent for the next round. He
wants Boomshard, while Brett takes on AJ. First up... Hair
Jordan vs. Boomshard.
First up, the jury of their
peers... Chris, Sunny Delight, Rob, and Nore
Round 1: Old & Crazy Mommas.
Hair Jordan: "Your mom lost her virginity to George
Washington. I can't tell a lie. He chopped her cherry tree."
Boomshard: "Your mother's so old, the (^_^) took her road
test on a dinosaur."
Sunny D: Hair Jordan
It's a 3-1 decision for
Boomshard. Next up, Brett vs. AJ.
Round 2: Cheap & Lazy
Mommas. AJ: "Your mama so lazy, she got a stay-at-home job
and she still can't come to work on time." Brett: "Yo momma
so cheap she got a discount card for the 99-cent store."
Sunny D: AJ
Call it a SWEEP! AJ wins this
Final round, Boomshard vs.
AJ. Last one standing wins. Guest judge... Come on, who
else... Fat Joe!
Battle 1, 30 second spit.
Boomshard's best: "Yo
momma's like a fryin' pan. Everybody throws their (^_^) in.
She got no teeth trying to bite my style." AJ's: "Yo momma
so old, she got an 8-track iPod." E-man
Battle 2, the target round.
The targets: Boomshard's brother and AJ's friend Josh.
Boomshard goes after their sneakers, poppin' pickles, and
shadows looking like meatballs with feet. AJ gets in
Mini-Me, stripper IOUs, and Daddy Yankee at a baseball game.
Battle 3: the knockout
AJ: "This guy momma so
stupid, I told her, let's hit the dance floor. She was like
*hitting the floor with his fist*"
Boomshard: "Your mother got
no neck. She was in the Thriller video."
After the deliberation, the
best of the Bronx... going to the Best of New York show...
will be... Boomshard! He gets $1000 more, tickets to
the Black Eyed Peas, a new cell phone, and the chance
to be crowned King of New York later in the season.