Let's Just Call Jeff on the Jeff Phone - March 1|
Sylvia's failure to find the Idol let Anthony escape
with a close shave. Can Anthony redeem his position in the tribe and can Ravu
avoid becoming the new Ulong?
Back at camp after tribal, Earl starts a powwow so that the tribe can let out
their emotions. In what seems like a game of Bait Blake Rocky opens his mouth
and complains about Anthony sensitivity and whining.
Funny how one complainer begets another.
Rocky goes as far as to say that the girls that have left prior to Anthony have
been better players than him. Anthony reacts to this by crying in confessional
that he wont quit and that if the rest of his tribe wants him gone they will
have to push him out.
1. There is no crying in Survivor unless you name is Michael Fire Boy Skupin.
2. Wishes have a funny way of being granted in Survivor; never speak of your own
At Moto, Lisi is happy about the bonds that she has made in camp. It must be
easy to bond when you are winning and have a couch.
Speaking of that couch, Papa Smurf Gary is still ailing and cant manage to
breathe decently. Cassandra has taken on the role of caretaker, but the entire
tribe seems to be showing a warm heart.
The tribes will have to navigate around themselves on a balance beam. If they
fall in while passing a teammate, the will have to start at the beginning of the
The challenge starts with Michelle working Ravu into a quick lead. They go up
2-0, and the Moto devises a great strategy where on member squats while the
other steps over them.
Ravu has stalled out and Anthony seems to be the sticking point. His entire
tribe is telling him that he needs to bend more, but his balance doesnt seem to
be quite good enough. Eventually, All of Ravu jumps in the water in an attempt
to rework their order.
After a little practice, and a very wet Lisi, Moto ties up the match and then
manages to win 7-2. Yes, it was over that fast.
Moto take home the spoils including fish and a bed for camp. Additionally, they
send Yau-Man to Exile, knowing that he will return before the next immunity
Back at camp, Rocky is PISSED! He is chucking rocks at the cave wall and yelling
expectations of voting someone out at tribal council.
Rocky is pissed that he is skinnier than a homeless person. He might have
offended a few homeless people there, assuming they see this on TV, umm yeah.
Very simply Rocky, lets be a little more considerate.
Not to say that everyone cant understand his frustration. Moto has sucked up
more luxuries than any Survivor tribe ever and that is hard to handle. Maybe the
producers should look back at making this game hard again.
Here you wont find the idol that you crave, its buried under the highest
point of the big cave Thats clue #4 and Yau-Man is figuring out how to sneak
his way into the idol. They cant really spell it out any better.
At Moto, Lisi is not happy with the way Liliana is using her feminine wiles to
control the men. Yeah, lets back away from the back massages and get back to
In the morning, Gary is receiving medical treatment and is being put on a
stretcher and taken in the medical boat. Somehow with the most cush tribe camp
ever, Gary has succumbed to the game. Ouch.
Gary is officially out of the game, but there will still be immunity and tribal.
Heres the challenge. One tribe member will swim out to a cage that contains the
next tribe member. They will unlock it allowing that tribe member to continue
over a series of lilypads to the next cage where they will unlock another tribe
member. After releasing 4 tribe members, they will paddle back on a boat to the
beach to form a human pyramid to release the last tribe member. First team done
Add a wax sealed bottle.
. Weve all seen this one before. The only difference is that this time
Ravu never has the lead. Yau-Man stumbles across the lillipads very slowly and
Moto motors their way to yet another win.
So whats in the bottle? Moto will have to make a choice. Give up their comforts
and move to Ravus camp, or head to tribal council. In what may potentially be
one of the biggest shockers of the season thus far, Moto chooses tribal, giving
Ravu a reprieve.
Dreamz is worried. He doesnt want to see anyone turn into a snake yet. So he
lays out his opinions in the open. He suggests that Cassandra and Lisi are the
only ones that they can afford to lose. Lisi takes offense, but keeps her mouth
shut, confident in her alliance.
Speaking of her alliance, Lisi wants Liliana gone. Cattiness, anyone? Stacy is
in agreement, but none of the guys, Edgardo, Boo or Alex, think that it is wise
to vote out a girl that is just as physically adept as the guys. They are sure
that Cassandra is the better decision
There is nothing of substance to be said. A touching moment occurs when
Cassandra gives Liliana plaudits for hanging in this game so well. Lisi calls
out Dreamz for his snake soliloquy (Hey, unless youre Sue Hatch, dont even try
a snake soliloquy). Worse yet, Dreamz completely botches the word soliloquy.
Can anyone else wait for the merge? Is anyone else hoping that Rocky makes a
stupid homeless comment in front of Dreamz? Fun, fun, fun.
The Votes are tallied, with 6 Votes
Liliana the tribe has spoken! Wha!?!?!
Liliana feels blindsided, but says that if they hadnt gotten rid of her then
she would have beaten them all. Have to wonder if there is truth in that.
Votes for Liliana:
Votes for Cassandra:
Votes for Lisi
Thats it for this week. Somehow, the tribes are now tied and Moto probably
saved Anthonys hide. As for that little premonition of a meeting of minds
between Dreamz and Rocky, wait till next week.