Semi-Finals
2
July 28
It’s 2 vs 5 this week
on the Gladiators.
#2 Jeff Davidson
5’10” 160 lbs.
Financial Advisor |
#5 James Ruggiero
6’1” 216 lbs
English Teacher |
Last appearance James
got a contender high 41, including 3 event wins. Jeff put up 31 in his
prelim and was losing! We start our second semi the same way we started
the first—with Rocket Ball. Our Glads tonight will be the short-named
team of Toa and Zen. James is lots of show and 6 points of boat. Jeff
manages only 2, though which puts him behind early.
#2 Lillian Thomassen
5’9” 150 lbs.
Concrete Artist |
#5 Tiffaney Florentine
5’1” 122 lbs
Business Consultant |
Both these ladies had
to start from behind to win, so anything could happen. Their first
game: Pyramid. Lillian gets stuck with Crush and Tiffaney gets Steel.
As far as Pyramid goes, this was a pretty typical match, i.e. no
contest. Zeros all around.
Round 2 for the men is
Atlasphere. Into the cages will go our contenders along with Hurricane
and Titan. After the minute of ball-bashing, Jeff is able to halve his
deficit with a 4-2 victory. James is cursing (verbatim “son of a bee
sting”) but still holds an 8-6 lead.
Back to the women we go
with Tilt. Hellga’s going to be the Gladiatorial anchor, and does a
good job of it, too. She causes one splashdown and one draw with
Tiffaney so there’s your first score of the match.
It’s Gauntlet time for
the men. Remember it’s only 10 for a 20-second win, 5 for a 30.
Tonight’s pecking order is Zen, Wolf, Militia, and Justice. The
contender’s ready. The Glads, not so much. Wolf and Zen make a
position change. A bit of extra hits, especially by Justice, prevent
Jeff from scoring, but the latter infraction was too big to go
unnoticed. A technical 5 goes to the contender.
Next is James, who gets
Wolf first, as well. Remember in the prelims, he made Wolf look crazy
stupid twice. Not so much here, but he does get through until Militia
who took exception to an accidental club to the head and decides to take
things personally. Our fearless ref gets in there to break things up.
We reset with 22 on the clock, which I think is about 1-2 seconds too
many, but it only takes all of 4 seconds to blow by Justice for 10
points he would’ve gotten anyway. The lead goes back up to 18-11.
Now it’s women’s
Gauntlet time. Tonight’s hits will be brought to you by Jet, Crush,
Phoenix, and Hellga. Tiffaney has issues getting past last year’s
champ, but manages 5 points regardless. Lillian’s issue is Hellga, but
she also score 5 to keep a 10-5 lead.
As we catch up with the
women, Siren kept Hang Tough scoreless and Skytrack was, well, Skytrack.
No scores mean no change heading into our final event.
It’s the Joust and so
it’s Crush time. Lillian gets a couple of good licks in, but Crush gets
better licks. Tiffaney is less effective and equally productive.
|
Pyramid |
Tilt |
Gauntlet |
Hang Tough |
Skytrack |
Joust |
Grand Total |
Lillian |
0 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
10 |
Tiffaney |
0 |
0 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
5 |
When you have only
10/5/0 events, this will tend to happen. Despite putting up 9 zeros on
the board, Lillian’s 2 non-zeros gives her the advantage. Having run
the Eliminator one minute slower than her opponent, you have to wonder
about Tiffaney’s chances.
For the Men, there was
Hang Tough. Jeff stayed dry, but didn’t get onto the scoring rings.
James had a repeat performance of his prelim and scored another 10. On
Tilt, our leader was able to draw against Toa. Since Jeff was scoreless
again, the score is now 33-11.
Can James break his
record of 41? Unlikely, because it’s time for Powerball. James says he
can go to 11, but Wolf, Titan and Beast crank it up to 13. The result,
a 2-2 draw BUT, one of James’ goals hit the ground first, so it won’t
count.
|
Rocket Ball |
Atlasphere |
Gaunt-let |
Hang Tough |
Tilt |
Power Ball |
Grand Total |
Jeff |
2 |
4 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2 |
13 |
James |
6 |
2 |
10 |
10 |
5 |
1 |
34 |
Jeff’s Eliminator was
33 seconds faster, so with a 21 point deficit, the numbers say look for
an interesting match up.
However, we start with
the women. 2.5 seconds is the lead Lillian has, and it holds up until
the Hand Bike. She falls off and Tiffaney overtakes her to win in
2:06.2
WOMEN’S LEADERBOARD |
Ally vs. Vanessa |
2:07.0 |
Lillian vs. Tiffaney |
2:06.2 |
Abbe vs. Annie |
? |
With 61 seconds shaved
off her previous time, she’s a lock for the Finals. With our first
upset of the semis, it looks like it’ll have to take 2:05 or better from
our final two women to move on.
Over on the men’s side,
James has a 10.5 second head start. Can he shave a minute as well?
Well, he looks good at the start, but Jeff comes on like a shot.
However, he slides face first past the landing of the first rope swing.
Despite that, he’s able to catch up and nearly take James out on
the rolling pin. With James going down the zipline backwards (DO NOT
try this at home) it all comes down to you-know-what. James is able to
get through the Travellator first and win in 1:43.2. Jeff gets…a gash
above his eye.
MEN’S LEADERBOARD |
Tim vs. Alex Brick |
1:17.5 |
Jeff vs. James |
1:43.2 |
Mike vs Randee |
? |
Looks like 2 was an
unlucky number for our contenders. However, despite being 24 seconds
faster, James has opened a hole big enough to drive a truck through.
Who will prevail? Next
week is our final semi and the championship match. Get Gladiated. |