Preliminaries 5
June 16
Lots of new and lots of
twins. Plus, the bracket fills. First, let’s start the Family Feud.
Lillian Thomassen
5’9” 145 lbs
Concrete Artist |
Clinessa Burch
5’8”, 143 lbs.
Concrete Business Owner |
They’re separated by 5
minutes, an inch, and 2 lbs. They both get their night off with Hit and
Run. Swinging the big balls are Crush, Hellga, Siren, and Phoenix.
Clinessa is able to get 6 runs in before Phoenix knocks her off.
Lillian tried to do one better, but Phoenix struck again. However, at 2
points a pop, we start off the women’s match with an impressive 12-12
tie.
Now to two people who
aren’t twins.
Adam Hill
6’0” 165 lbs
ER Doctor |
Mike Gamble
6’0” 160 lbs
Dancer |
They start with
Pyramid. Adam gets Toa while Mike receives Titan, and it’s the Glads
who give out all the pain. 60 seconds, zero points.
Back to the women we go
with Rocket Ball. Jet and Venom will be playing the aerial defenders.
Both girls start with a score on their first run, but not much after
that. Clinessa does win the event 4-3 and so she leads 16-15 after 2
events.
To the men we go and we
introduce a new Gladiator. He’s an Olympic javeliner that will rock you
like a Hurricane. His baptism: Tilt. Gamble gets up first, and
Hurricane boldly predicts a 2-second win. The result: a 4-second win.
(Splitting hairs, I’d say.) Adam, on the other hand, is able to stay
deadlocked with the new Glad. He gets 5 points and leads by that
margin.
Now it’s time for the
women’s Wall. Lillian gets Jet and Clinessa, Siren. Jet does a number
on the larger sister, but can’t finish the job. She falls, but Lillian
stays on. Meanwhile, Clinessa is able to get up and over in 54 seconds
for 10 points, while Lillian survives on the Wall for 5. Clinessa has
the match’s biggest lead now with the 25-21 advantage.
The next round for the
men is Earthquake and it’s the first time in the ring for Wolf. Mike
gets into a slap fight which does exactly nothing. He’s done in 6
seconds. Adam starts doing the same thing, but charges him hard and
fast. His momentum prevents Wolf from escaping on the cable and gets
another 10 points. At the half, Adam starts to pull away with a 15-0
lead.
As we recap some of the
other events, we see Crush and Steel reigning supreme on Pyramid and
Venom and Phoenix doing the same on Skytrack, so it’s still 25-21
heading into our new event, Snapback. Instead of the old Powerball-with-bungee
game, it’s a quick 30-second test of endurance. The contenders have to
go forward while a Gladiator pulls them back. The farther they are when
time expires, the more they score. Hit the button, and their Glad goes
flying for 10 big points. Clinessa will be dragging Hellga while
Lillian squares off against Crush. The littler sister barely gets a
hand in the 4-point zone, but Lillian gets a clean 8 to giver her a
29-27 lead heading into the Eliminator.
The men’s recap shows
an odd Hit and Run, with Mike prevailing 12-0. On the Wall, Adam almost
makes it all back, but he slips and falls, making it a scoreless event.
(Now that’s worth going to NBC.com to watch.) With a 15-12 lead, Adam
draws Justice while Gamble gets Titan again. The Glads look to have the
upper hand, but when the whistle blows, Adam barely gets 8, Gamble gets
4, and the Glads get launched just for the hell of it. The ER doc
extends his lead back to 23-16.
It’s Eliminator time.
If either champion gets one of the top 2 spots, they’re automatically in
the semis. Luckily, any respectable time gives them an opportunity to
move on. Lillian has a 1-second head start, but it’s the rope swing
that’s the real game breaker, as Clinessa has issues sticking the
landing. It gets close at the obvious spot, but there wasn’t really any
dispute as Lillian holds serve and wins in a time of 3:08.7.
WOMEN’S LEADERBOARD |
Tiffaney Florentine* |
2:57 |
Abbe Dorn* |
2:58 |
Lillian Thomassen |
3:08 |
Vanessa Warren |
3:36 |
Rochelle Gilken |
3:48 |
Melissa Trinidad |
9:42 |
Lillian’s time isn’t a
lock, but at the 3rd spot, the odds are in her favor.
To the men we go, and
Adam’s 3.5 second lead holds up superbly……until the Travellator. In a
great move, Mike is able to use his momentum from the seesaw to
slingshot him up the belt and past Adam into the winner’s circle with a
jaw-dropping 1:58.9! 2:03 only ends up being a hard-luck loss for Adam.
MEN’S LEADERBOARD |
Mike Gamble* |
1:58 |
Randee Haynes* |
2:06 |
Brick Reilly |
2:10 |
Tony Tolbert |
2:55 |
Gerry Garcia |
3:02 |
Melvin Davis |
10:28 |
Mike’s time puts Brick
on edge, but they’re both still ones to watch as the semis grow nearer.
Next time, we go from Family Feud to the Newlywed Game! It’s
Gladiators, brother! |