Preliminaries 7: The Newlywed Game... Sort of
June 30
Monday night, so you
know what that means. Here come the newlyweds!
Ally Davidson
5’6” 126 lbs
Sales Rep. |
Jeff Davidson
5’10”, 160 lbs.
Financial Advisor |
Kendra Sirignano
5’7” 126 lbs
Social Worker |
Aaron Simpson
6’0” 193 lbs
Wrestling Coach |
We start with the
hubbies and Joust. Titan is going for the Glads, and 6 seconds later,
we have two downed contenders. That’s right. 3 seconds each. A
spectacular pair of goose eggs to start.
The women won’t have
that problem as they start with Powerball. Phoenix, Hellga, and Steel
try to defend, but the wives get 3 points each. Kendra gets a special
bonus of getting jacked up by Steel as time expired, but luckily, she
wasn’t hurt.
Next up is Men’s
Pyramid. Jeff gets Wolf, and Aaron gets Justice. The wrestling coach
is able to get the high ground, and all Justice is able to get is a
piece of this jersey. Aaron becomes only the 2nd contender
this version (and first male contender) to get 10 points, and he does it
in 18 seconds.
From one climb to
another—it’s time for Women’s Wall. Jet’s going after Ally and Venom’s
on Kendra. After a long struggle, Kendra finally yields, but Ally is
able to keep her distance and gets to the top in 52 seconds for 10 big
points and a 13-3 lead.
That was the wives, and
now the husbands. Aaron gets Rocket and Jeff draws Toa. Rocket shows
why he dominated the Wall last season, passing Aaron and pulling him
off. Jeff, on the other hand, shows that Rocket’s feat was nothing. 42
seconds later, he’s at the top, tying the match at 10.
Back to the wives with
Earthquake and Crush’s yet-to-be-defeated record. She’s able to
separate herself from Ally and Ally from the support cable for another
win. Kendra hung by a foot—Crush’s foot—but refused to yield and earned
5 for a draw. Ally’s lead is now only 13-8.
Next up: the new event
of Sideswipe. 2 goals are situated at either end of a series of 5
pedestals. The contender must get balls from one side to the other by
hopping across without running into the 3 swinging Gladiators who will
try to—appropriately enough—sideswipe the contender into the drink.
Each goal scored in 60 seconds is worth one point.
Before we start, let’s
catch up with the men who were definitely busy. Rocketball was a
barnburner with Aaron winning 12-7. In Hang Tough, Hurricane looked out
of his element, yielding 10 points to both contenders. So after a
scoreless start, it’s all of a sudden 32-27 in Aaron’s favor.
Jeff gets the first
shot at Sideswipe and he has to deal with Toa, Wolf, and Hurricane.
He’s able to get 4 points before working up too much momentum. Add that
to a kick in a rear by Wolf and he ends up wet. Aaron, on the other
hand, is able to stay dry and go at a faster pace, getting a nice 7 to
extend his lead to 39-31 after the full 6.
On the women’s side,
Ally dominated Rocketball with a 10-4 victory, but the Gladiators
dominated Skytrack. That leaves us with Ally on the better side of a
23-12 score.
For women’s Sideswipe,
Venom, Siren, and Phoenix will be the trio of swingers. Ally is able to
get 3 before getting clipped by Venom. Kendra does one better before
getting completely T-boned by Phoenix. Despite winning the event, the
score is still 26-16.
It’s Eliminator time,
and since we already have 6 on the leaderboard, someone’s going to get
bumped. Luckily, anything on this side of respectable will have a
chance to survive. We start with the husbands. Aaron’s 4-second
headstart holds up, but Jeff is able to pass him on the handbike and
never looks back. Despite a failed attempted to slingshot up the
Travellator, Jeff makes it up and over in an amazing 1:34.5!
MEN’S LEADERBOARD |
Jeff Davidson* |
1:34 |
Mike Gamble* |
1:58 |
Randee Haynes* |
2:06 |
Brick Reilly |
2:10 |
Tony Tolbert |
2:55 |
Gerry Garcia |
3:02 |
Now that the dead
weight has dropped, the board is stacking up quite nicely. With Jeff
safely in the semis, it looks like the final 6 men will have to post a
sub-3 minute time to even get on the bubble.
With that amazing
effort, the wives will have to be on their best to match. Luckily for
Jeff, his partner has a 5-second lead which turns out to be rock solid.
She had an outside chance at getting under 2 minutes herself, but Ally
will just have to settle with a wire-to-wire victory in 2:08.2, still
lapping the field by at least 50 seconds.
WOMEN’S LEADERBOARD |
Ally Davidson* |
2:08 |
Tiffaney Florentine* |
2:57 |
Abbe Dorn* |
2:58 |
Lillian Thomassen |
3:08 |
Vanessa Warren |
3:36 |
Rochelle Gilken |
3:48 |
The last few ladies
will have to run under 4 minutes to get on the board, but will need to
get under 3 and a half to improve their chances of advancing.
So the Davidson family
is moving on to the next level together. Next week, 4 big losers will
hope to do the same. |