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The most dangerous, most extreme cooking competition on television is back for another course of sweets, savories, and sabotage! Recaps by James Craven, GSNN
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When Pigs Fry December 14 |
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Welcome back to Alton
Brown’s International House of SabotageTM and this week,
we’re joined by Alfred, Kristen, Dave and Jack, as they
receive their $25,00. Let’s begin with Piga in a Blanket, shall we? (JC NOTE: Much as I like to have them, my quad-bypass from Thanksgiving 2010 will not allow me to have such.) And here’s the twist, the contestai will have fifteen minutes to make them! Dave makes the others gather their protein from a baked bean trough for $1,000. Alfred then decides to make Dave wear a Snuggie with kitchen tools on them for $900. Then comes the mid-round bidding, where Dave pays $3,000 to have Alfred hold a tray full of champagne. And look, Jet Tila comes out of the hermetically sealed porch of Funk and Wagnall’s Mayonnaise Jar, and knocks Jack out of the box, returning all $25,000 of her loot. Round two starts with Kristen hanging on to her original $25,000 bankroll, Alfred has $24,100 and Dave is low person on the totem pole with $21,000. It’s time to make curry, but Alfred will have to cook and prep on a balance beam (where’s McKayla Maroney now when we need her?) as Dave pays $4,200 to see this, and Alfred spends $6,900 to make Kristen get all her spices from an old cash blower straight out the end game of The Diamond Head Game. (Look that up on your Wikipedia my friend.) Jet returns, and decides that Alfred and his soup wasn’t even a curry (with a major disaster losing wine and scallops in the process) and must bring back $17,200. Final round time, and it’s Kristen still holding her original $25,000, while Dave has $16,800 for a blueberry muffin bake off. Kristen makes Dave mix and cook in old school cardboard blueberry containers for $7,100, and just as finishes her perp on the muffins, Dave pays $1,000 to have her wear an oversized blueberry costume. So Kristen has $17,900 on the line, while Dave has $15,800 riding on Jet Tila’s tastebuds. And it was no contest this week, as Kristen brings home the muffins and victory with her almost perfect meal compared to Dave’s major disaster of a crumble. We’ll have more next week, and Happy Hanukkah to all of our Jewish friends. To see this episode in its entirety, go to foodnetwork.com/cutthroatkitchen. |
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