Last time on the show, Cassi refused to
give the vets the satisfaction of fighting for the vote. The end
result... she was evicted. And we learned a truism: when Rachel gets her
way, she's happy. When she doesn't... she's a real bee-yatch. She oughta
be really happy now that she's back in the HOH room.
Of course, commiserations for Shelly, who
survived, even as she does so on the back of LAST WEEK's vote to evict
Keith. Lawon pretty much called it... Cassi's ouster was personal.
Dominic... also accurate: "The Regulators could be the worst alliance
all time... of Big Brother history."
Meanwhile the Vets are celebrating their
collective victory. Good for youse. And once again, the two remaining
duos are on the block. This week, Jeff wants Dominic & Adam on the
block, never mind the deal Dominic made with Daniele. Lawon & Kalia
still have yet to make a game move.
"Who wants to see my HOH room?"
Apparently nobody. And... .FIRE! I don't care what anyone says, that's
the best moment of tonight's show.
Adam reassures Brenchel that he is on
board. Kalia and Lawon haven't been in the game, being called "super
Next day, Lawon finally spits his game.
And Rachel... has no idea what he's saying. And therefore, can't trust
Dominic snores. A lot. I would too if I
had to watch this lot.
LUXURY COMPETITION #1: Same Name
First things first. Because this is a
luxury competition week, there are NO Have/Have Nots this week.
Joining the houseguests on the Red
Carpet... some bald guy! He says his name is... Well, he doesn't say who
he is, but everyone knows he is... David Haseloff, an electrician who
has the "same name" as international superstar and cheeseburger
connoisseur David Hasselhoff. He'll give clues as to his identity. As
soon as you think you know it, ring the bell and log your guess in at
the Diary Room. First one correct wins.
First clues: bars of soap and opera
glasses. Soap... opera. Jordan makes a guess... of David Hasselhoff. How
she gets there? NO IDEA.
Second clue: a microphone. Brendon
guesses Michael C. Hall. Porsche guesses Michael Jackson. Adam guesses
Ricky Martin. Lawon guesses Barbra Streisand.
Third clue: a knight with a buoy thing.
Mike Knight? Keira Knightley, Brian McKnight... Christopher Walken?!
Final clue... KITT! And out comes...
David Hasselhoff. The Hoff is in the House. Now that JORDAN has won the
challenge, here's the prize... a private party in the HOH room for
herself and three people (Jeff, Shelly, and Kalia) where they will watch
an advance screening of the new series "Same Name". And cue Rachel being
a bee-yatch in five... four... two... three... NOW.
"You're not picking me and I'm the HOH,
what is going on in your head, girl?"
We're going to get some sushi and
champagne... Rachel gives us some cheese and whine. And everyone can
hear her and Brendon go at it. "I'm risking my PhD to be here!" See? He
could be making the world a better place. Instead he here... boring us.
He's done fighting her battles. Throw Jeff & Jordan up on the block for
all he cares. Meanwhile over time, Rachel and Brendon come to a
realization, albeit a temporary one, that the honeymoon's over, and real
life begins after this show ends.
... That's "Same Name", premiering right
after "Big Brother" tonight! Only CBS, where the "C" stands for
classy, and the "BS" speaks for itself.
Dominic wants to play with Brenchel
now... and he thinks that he's being protected. Instead, he's
megafloater. But is he playing the power couple for a spell, throwing
Jeff & Jordan out there?
"Everyone in this house is stupid." You
said it, Dani. In the end, it's a good move to put Jeff & Jordan up, but
no one will do it. It's up to her to turn these two couples against each
And enter Jeff. Talk about damage
control. But Rachel gives him no other choice but to stick with what
Rachel and Brendon are safe, as are
Shelly, Daniele, and Porsche. Joining them... Jeff & Jordan and Kalia &
Lawon. Adam & Dominic are once again in danger of being evicted this
week. Surprised? Not really. Adam is assured that he's not a target, but
is that still the case?
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