Eviction Night #1: Keith vs. Porsche
July 14
Eight newbies and six all-stars entered
the house one week ago. Since then, it's been twist after twist. First,
the team pairings... then the power players... and then Evel Dick
leaving on his own accord, leaving Daniele with a Golden Key, and his
alliance with five vets with Porsche and Adam. And Keith has already
started to overplay his hand. Both he and his partner have decided to
throw the veto... leaving their nominations intact.
All this, and Julie Chen's 80s
shoulder-pads too... as we enter Day 13. Both nominees are convinced
that they have the votes to stay in the game, even as Keith's Regulators
started to doubt him. Even so, they decide to take out Porsche. Lawon
can pull Kalia. Dominic can pull Adam. All five have to be on board,
otherwise this will not work.
The vets have to keep Porsche as a
swing... But could they also flip Shelly and Cassi? To that end, and
because Rachel thinks that the vets have segregated themselves from the
newbs, they decide to having a bit of a coming together. For a while,
the 13 seem like one, but in the Big Brother house, nothing is ever
certain. Meanwhile, Rachel thinks that she's on "So You Think You Can
Dance". Clearly... she can't.
Cornhole tournament between Jeff and
"Bookie" Brendon. That comes to an end quickly as he and Rachel try and
come to grips with the fact that they are husband-and-wife in practice
if not in reality.
Back to more pressing matters. With Dick
out of the house, the vets are scrambling to reassure Adam that the plan
is still in play. Adam even has a really cool name for the alliance...
Adam's Angels. That's lovely.
Cassi tries to stress how nothing is to
be gained from keeping Porsche from the house. Kalia doesn't want to
rock the boat. Shelly's playing both sides as well.
We'll get to the vote in a moment, but
first... ATTENTION, HOUSEGUESTS, YOU ARE LIVE ON CBS. PLEASE DO NOT
SWEAR.
Evel Dick has a message for the
houseguests... He's alright, his family's okay... He never would've left
the house if it weren't for an emergency. He apologizes to Daniele. He
wishes the rest of the house luck, and will see everyone at the finale.
Now for our closing arguments. Keith says
to have fun, never take things personal, and remember it's only a game.
Porsche says that she appreciates playing with the veterans.
EVICTION VOTE
The vote to evict is 6. Neither of the
nominees will vote. As HOH, Rachel will vote only in the event of a tie.
Dominic: PORSCHE
Brendon: KEITH
Jordan: KEITH
Cassi: PORSCHE
Lawon: PORSCHE
Jeff: KEITH
Daniele: KEITH
Adam: PORSCHE
Kalia: KEITH
Shelly: KEITH
The vote is in, the result is official...
By a vote of 6 to 4, KEITH, you have been evicted. So Porsche will be in
the top 10 via a golden key.
Shelly predicts that someone's going to
get an ass-whuppin' at the end of this.
HOH COMPETITION: Big Brother Open
Mini-golf with one single putt. The
closest to the hole-in-"one" wins. Overshoot it, and it's in the water
hazard.
Dominic: 6
Adam: 8
Cassi: In the drink
Shelly: In the drink
Lawon: In the drink
Kalia: 6
Jordan: 3, ensuring that the Vets will rule for one more week
Jeff: In the neighbor's yard.
Brendon: Not even close.
So Jordan is the new HOH, and Jeff is
safe, meaning another week of scrambling for the newbies.
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