Joe: Ewwwwwwwwww
Travis: So, it may end up, We Love to (hic) Inter..inter...(hic)...I forgot.
Joe: ROFL
Chico: I love youuuuuuuuu. You suuuuuuuck.
Jason: This is going to be fun!
Chico: *thud* My liver hurts.
Gordon: We're back, and after Chico sobers himself up, we'll play the first game.
Joe: *slaps Chico around to sober him up*
Gordon: Chico may like that too much, Joe.
Chico: whowhatwhere, whowhere?
Travis: Chico, I'm taking your liver to Rehab.
Joe: ROFL.
(Jason tosses some cold water on him)
Chico: Okay, I'm fine now. Let's get on with it.
Gordon: Let's quickly rewind to last week. Do we all remember the montage of shows that left us from last year?
Jason: Yes. Well done.
Chico: Thank you.
Gordon: Well, we took the Worst 32 for this episode of MARCH MADNESS!
Jeff: Um, Gordon, it's June.
Jason: Very cool.
Travis: June Jubilation?
Jeff: OK.
Gordon: The objective for this game - vote for the Worst Game of the past year.
Joe: Let's get ready to....never mind.
Gordon: I'll give you 2 shows. You tell me which one is WORSE.
Travis: Fair enough.
Chico: k
Gordon: And we'll narrow it down until we get to decided is the worst show of the year.
Joe: Go.
Jason: Let's do this.
Gordon: Let's Go. Round 1.
Joe: !DING!
Chico: Fight!
Jeff: buzzed in early

Greek Games Vs. Ultimate Poker Challenge

Jason: Greek Games
Travis: Greek.
Jeff: Greek games
Joe: Greek Games
Chico: Greek Games.
Gordon: George Gray wins! Wait a sec...
Jeff: That was easy!

Wickedly Perfect Vs. American Dream Derby

Jason: Perfect
Jeff: Wickedly perfect
Travis: Perfect
Joe: Perfect.
Chico: Perfect
Jeff: WP could've been so much better.
Gordon: Another sweep.

Studio 7 Vs. Who's Your Daddy?

Travis: Daddy
Jason: Daddy
Jeff: Daddy
Chico: Daddy
Travis: no contest
Gordon: Oh daddy
Chico: Gordon's hitting the Jesus Juice now =p
Joe: Daddy
Travis: Praise the Juice.

The Swan Vs. The Complex

Joe: The Swan
Jason: Swan
Jeff: Complex
Travis: swan
Jason: Swan
Chico: Complex

My Big Fat Obnoxious Boss Vs. Impossible Heists

Jason: Boss
Travis: Boss
Jeff: The Swan is terrible ethically/morally, but a great show nonetheless
Joe: Boss
Jeff: Boss
Chico: Boss.
Travis: As Dane Cook said, every guy wants to be part of a heist.
Gordon: The Boss is boss - at least here.

The Starlet Vs. The Contender

Travis: Contender
Jason: The Starlet
Chico: Contender
Joe: Starlet
Jeff: Starlet
Gordon: I'd have to go Starlet also. It wins, 4-2
Joe: The Contender shouldn't be. It was a GREAT show.
Chico: There wasn't much of a market for it, though.
Joe: Sadly.

The Next Great Champ Vs. For Love or Money

Chico: Champ
Jason: Champ
Jeff: Champ
Travis: Love
Joe: Champ sucked but Love or Money sucked worse.
Gordon: Boxing is greater than love, in this case, I have to say the Champ moves on.
Chico: Wasn't too bad in its first two seasons, but then it got greedy.

The Road to Stardom Vs. I Hate My Job

Jason: I Hate my Job.
Joe: Road to Stardom
Chico: Stardom.
Jeff: stardom.
Travis: Job.
Gordon: Sorry missy, your show was bad.
Chico: VERY.

The Will Vs. Fake Out

Jason: The Will
Jeff: Will
Chico: Will
Travis: Will
Joe: The Will
Chico: So bad, it joins the ranks of "You're in the Picture" Only there was no apology afterwards, so it's just that much worse.

The Rebel Billionaire: Branson's Quest for the Best Vs. Manhunt: Search for the Next Male Model

Chico: Manhunt.
Joe: Manhunt
Travis: Manhunt
Jason: Manhunt
Jeff: Manhunt
Chico: Sir Richard was at least entertaining.
Gordon: At least someone liked Branson.

The $25 Million Dollar Hoax Vs. Celebrity Pool

Chico: Hoax.
Joe: The Hoax
Jason: Hoax
Jeff: Hoax
Travis: hoax
Chico: George Gray... how could you?
Joe: Celebrity Pool was shockingly entertaining.
Gordon: That's 2 George Gray Shows in the Elite 16.
Jeff: Like Dancing with Stars, but with poolcues?
Travis: Right.
Joe: Except that the celebs could already play.
Gordon: Well, we have a pool show from GSN coming up, so Let's hope it's better than this

The Player Vs. On the Cover

Joe: The Player
Chico: The Player
Travis: Player
Jason: The Player
Jeff: On the Cover. Sorry, I just hated the prizes.
Chico: Jeff, you're mad.
Gordon: Rob Mariano...ick. The Player advances.
Joe: The prizes sucked. The show didn't.
Jeff: Even though my cousin works on the show.

The Benefactor Vs. Balderdash

Joe: Benefactor
Travis: Benefactor
Jeff: Benefactor
Jason: Balderdash
Chico: Benefactor.
Jeff: Way too derivative
Gordon: Mr. Cuban will move on
Chico: Hard call. I liked both. But in the end, Balderdash had.. Tom Bergeron.
Gordon: Your infatuation with Tom is getting me ill. Is Tom your next Game Show Hussy?
Joe: ROFL
Chico: Nope. That would be... Lauren Sanchez :)
Gordon: Sigh...Of course...
Chico: a hottie AND a hermanita :)

In Search of the Partridge Family Vs. Shop 'til You Drop

Jason: STYD
Chico: STYD.
Travis: family
Jeff: partridge
Joe: Partridge. And my buddy Todd Newton was hosting.
Chico: Dude... STYD.
Joe: I know Gordon.
Gordon: Sorry, the Partridges get to sing (badly) for another round.
Chico: The show that wouldn't die finally died...
Joe: Good riddance.

Big Man on Campus Vs. The Assistant

Joe: The Assistant
Chico: BMOC
Travis: assistant
Jason: assistant
Gordon: Andy Dick is Andy...Ick.
Gordon: The Assistant moves on

Finally - The Next Action Star Vs. Who Wants to Marry My Dad?

Jason: Action
Joe: Who Wants To Marry My Dad
Jeff: Dad
Travis: Equally bad, but Action.
Chico: Next Action Star
Gordon: NAS has been actioned to the second round
Gordon: Round 2.... from 16 to 8.

Greek Games Vs. Wickedly Perfect

Joe: Perfect.
Chico: Greek Games.
Travis: Greek
Jason: Greek
Gordon: The Greeks advance.
Joe: O_O

The Assistant Vs. The Next Action Star

Travis: NAS.
Jason: Assistant.
Joe: Next Action Star.
Chico: Next Action Star.
Jeff: Asst.
Gordon: The NAS barely advances, 3-2

The Will Vs. Manhunt: Search for the Next Male Model

Chico: Will.
Travis: Manhunt
Jason: Manhunt
Jeff: Manhunt
Joe: Will
Gordon: Wow - I think that's a little upset.
Joe: Little?!?! That's a BIG upset.
Gordon: A 1 episode show gets taken pout by a show that ran it's entirety.
Chico: Oh yeah.

The Next Great Champ Vs. The Road to Stardom with Missy Elliott

Jason: Missy
Chico: Champ.
Joe: Champ
Travis: champ
Jeff: champ
Jason: Another upset here.
Chico: Not really. One ran its course. The other ran its course... on another network.
Gordon: I don't think this one is an upset. This show blew chunks.

My Big Fat Obnoxious Boss VS. The Starlet

Travis: boss
Joe: Boss
Jeff: boss
Chico: Boss
Jason: Boss
Chico: Boss still rules.
Joe: Unanimous decision.
Gordon: The Boss does rule.
Travis: I'll start shining the Golden Brooms for all these sweeps.

The $25 Million Dollar Hoax Vs. The Player

Joe: The Player.
Travis: Hoax.
Jason: Player.
Jeff: player.
Chico: Player. It's like "God, they're both so bad!"
Jeff: Hard choices sometimes with this degree of suckitude.
Gordon: True - but Mariano moves on again.

The Benefactor Vs. In Search of the Partridge Family

Jason: Benefactor.
Travis: benefactor.
Jeff: Partridge.
Chico: partridge.
Joe: Partirdge.
Jason: Now that's an upset.
Joe: (Sorry Todd.)
Gordon: That's an upset again. Come on Get Crappyyyyyyyy.....
Jeff: LOL
Jason: LOL!
Chico: But the girl was hot, though.

The Swan Vs. Who's Your Daddy?

Jason: Swan
Chico: Daddy.
Travis: daddy.
Jeff: Daddy.
Joe: Daddy.
Chico: No me gusta.
Gordon: No upset here.
Chico: No me gusta la gasolina...
Gordon: Quarterfinal time

Greek Games Vs. The Next Action Star

Joe: Next Action Star.
Travis: NAS.
Chico: Greek Games.
Jeff: Greek.
Jason: Greek.
Gordon: And George Gray moves on to the Semis

Manhunt: Search for the Next Male Model Vs. The Next Great Champ.

Travis: Manhunt.
Jason: Manhunt.
Joe: Champ.
Jeff: Manhunt.
Chico: Champ.
Gordon: Manhunt gets to the semi-finals. There's your Cinderella for you.
Chico: True.

My Big Fat Obnoxious Boss Vs. The Player

Jason: Player.
Travis: boss.
Chico: Player.
Joe: Boss.
Jeff: player.
Chico: Jeff with the decider!
Gordon: More closeness. The Player gets to the Foul 4.
Joe: ROFL
Jason: LOL
Jeff: Which one will be Creme de la Crap!
Jason: ROTFL
Jason: LMAO

In Search of the Partridge Family Vs. Who's Your Daddy?

Group (in unison): Daddy.
Gordon: That was quick.
Chico: Oh yeah.
Gordon: The semi finals....
Jason: The Foul 4

Greek Games Vs. Manhunt: Search for the Next Male Model

Group (again, in unison): Manhunt.
Chico: Who's on their way to the Showdown of Suck?
Gordon: Manhunt certainly is. Joining it will be...

The Player Vs. Who's Your Daddy?

Group (again, in unison): Daddy.
Gordon: Both shows get there on 5-0 sweeps. The finals are.....
Jason: OK for the 2004-2005 worst show of the year

Manhunt: Search for the Next Male Model Vs. Who's Your Daddy?

Group (again, in unison): Daddy.
Gordon: And it's Decided
Joe: We have a winner.
Chico: Not even a close one.
Joe: Er...loser.
Jason: No surprise here.
Gordon: In a beatdown, the worst show of the year is WHO'S YOUR DADDY!
Chico: Probably the worst show ever.
Travis: of all time and such.
Jason: Explain the concept for those who don't know or didn't watch.
Jeff: Worse than the Wookie Christmas Special?
Jason: Much.
Joe: ROFLMAO
Chico: Whoa...
Gordon: Woman searches for the father who abandoned her during childhood. If she finds him, she wins $100,000. If she doesn't, the person who she selects wins the money instead.
Jason: I need a shower after just reading it.
Travis: That's just wrong...like a Maury episode with a cash reward.
Jeff: If I were a faux-daddy contestant, I would rather have the kid abandoned at a much earlier age. Improves my chances
Gordon: While Jason takes a shower, we'll be right back with some infiltrating. Right after this.

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