June 11, 2005
Chico: Smock star?
Gordon: Yes - you wearing your smock?
Eric: I like shmock, it's closer to schmuck.
Travis: Don't knock my smock, or I'll clean your clock.
Chico: I'm currently shopping Hell's Lab to Discovery Health... I'm in the role
of Gordon Ramsay, of course.
Jason: Alright then...let's pick it up with PUSH OR FLUSH--Summer
Gordon: We have 14 more shows for your approval - or disapproval. Here we go -
you decide if you push the show - or flush it.
Travis: Easy as that?
Gordon: Easy as that
Gordon: First one.
Travis: Let's play!
Celebrity Charades - Celebrities. Charades. What could be easier? Would you
Chico: Oh yeah.
Jason: Flush. Not interested.
Chico: It's old-school reimagined. Push.
Eric: I'd watch once. Then courtesy FLUSH
Travis: Only if you add contestants. And then you have Body Language. Flush.
Gordon: It's on AMC. They don't need much of an audience, which is good, because
I don't think they'll get one. I would watch fore the first episode. Push. So we
have a 3-3 tie. Next one...
Average Joe: The Joe's Strike Back - They strike back. Where will you be
Travis: Geek Pride. Push.
Jason: On the Baseball Diamond....Vacuum Flush!
Chico: What Travis said. Push. Who knows, maybe we'll get a geek winner this
Eric: Average Joe crossed with Extreme makeover....hate to say this but PUSH.
Gordon: Uh....no. Flush
Travis: Wait, what now?
Gordon: Another 3-3 Tie
Travis: They added a makeover element?
Chico: It's one of those "reenter the game" dealies.
Gordon: I don't need to see geeks made over.
Eric: Early eliminated geeks will be given extreme makeovers and brought back.
Travis: Oh. That could work.
Chico: Another tie.
Gordon: Oh yeah - that will help their propensity for being dorks - not.
Travis: Actually, that could be huge. :-)
I Want To Be a Hilton. Will we break the tie here? And if so, in what direction?
Jason: Volcano FLUSH!
Gordon: I wanna see the show go away. Flush.
Chico: I smell a Drano.
Travis: You absolutely cannot be serious. Get that s*** outta here. Super King
Chico: We have a Drano!
Gordon: Its unanimous. DRANO!
Chico: For the newbies, a Drano Flush is a unanimous flush decision.
Gordon: Next up...
Eric: Did that go down clockwise or counter clockwise?
Jason: Dear me...
Chico: ... How the hell am I supposed to know? :-)
Travis: Oh, that felt good, can I flush it again?
Big Brother 6. We all love them. We all love Julie Chen. Well, maybe we don't,
but yet, we watch. Will we be watching this batch?
Jason: It will be a hit...PUSH.
Chico: We'll be watching, because we're camera whores. Push.
Travis: I stick with it each year. Push.
Johnny: Flush reality.
Gordon: Yay Camera Whores! Push.
Eric: PUSH the show FLUSH Julie Chen.
Travis: I like that idea.
Gordon: We have a 4.5-1.5, Push.
Travis: She's already married to Les, she don't need the money.
Chico: So we have a 5-1 push for the show, and a 6-0 flush for Julie :-)
Travis: Get her off Early Show, too.
Gordon: No - Id push Julie
Chico: Oh, My bad .
Travis: Guh? Ah, well.
Gordon: I think she should be a prize.
Chico: I think you're mad, but that's you, not me.
Eric: What?!?! No Drano for Julie?
Gordon: If you lose, you have to eat PBJ - AND eat it with Julie with you.
Johnny: so would I, not many women host game shows.
Travis: (There have been quite a few in the last few years.)
Chico: Next, please.
Gordon: Could you imagine being IN the house with Julie Chen? What torture would
Travis: LET MY ASS OUT!
Eric: Add Jerry Hall
Travis: "A very special edition of Fear Factor..."
Gordon: See she's useful - somewhat.
Chico: To a point. Next show?
Eric: yes please.
Poker Royale - Pros Vs...Comedians. Is this enough funny for the money?
Travis: Too many poker shows. Four-flush.
Jason: Pastry Push.
Chico: I'll push, but let's keep it game first.
Gordon: As long as it stays game, I'll push it.
Chico: What's a pastry push again?
Johnny: push the pros...flush the non pros.
Gordon: If it turns into more comedy and less poker, I'll turn on it in a
Chico: Hear here. Although Poker Royale 3 surprised me, in that everyone's
serious about it.
INXS presents - ROCK STAR! Is it Rock Star?
Jason: Major PUSH.
Eric: Is Bo Bice eligible?
Chico: I say it's a rock star. Push.
Travis: Flush. Just got done with AI.
Johnny: Mild push.
Gordon: I think they will do it correctly - and as we seen, rock sells. Push.
Gordon: 5-1 Push.
Chico: And Burnett can seldom do wrong :-)
Gordon: We'll ignore the Contender.
Chico: Of course, there's the Contender, but we'll just ignore that right now.
Travis: Only one strike on him.
Whats the strike on...Ballbreakers? Can GSN do Billiards on ratings?
Johnny: Push pool!
Travis: GSN is reaching, I will give it a 55% push.
Chico: Pool's good... that and poker and volleyball are the only sports that I'm
really good at. Push. And baseball.
Eric: Push Jeanette Lee, not GSN Billiards FLUSH.
Jason: Pastry Push.
Gordon: I saw the pilot from Bravo. It wasn't very good. GSN is not Bravo.
Gordon: Still, 4-2 Push. Does GSN have something?
Chico: 3.55-2.45, actually.
Extreme Dodgeball 3. Now with a new format and..Celebrities. Will you be
Johnny: flush new format.
Travis: New format? Its dodgeball. What can you mess up? Push.
Eric: Celebrities make me wanna FLUSH.
Chico: Push the game. Push Rip Torn.
Gordon: You know my vote - Push, of course.
Eric: Dodgeball is a push, but i want to see it go pro, not this GSN junk
Gordon: course, which makes it 4-2 on the Push side.
Travis: It's already professional, the winners get prize money.
Eric: pro with celebs, right....
The Law Firm. Fox and David Kelley bring us Layers debating real cases - and
real dismissals. Will you be watching this new spin?
Jason: Yes. I am a paralegal. This is right up my alley. PUSH.
Eric: Push, heck, I'll be recapping it.
Travis: I would enjoy seeing this. Push.
Chico: Hmm.. Interesting enough. I will give it a pastry push, as long as they
keep drama secondary. Would've been an all out push, but no Harvey Birdman :-)
Gordon: I like David Kelley and I loved Picket Fences. This has to be pushed.
Chico: Big push, 6-0.
Gordon: 6-0 Push - first unanimous one all day.
Eric: and there was much rejoicing.
Master Blasters - SCi Fi. Teams compete to create better inventions that SCI
FI's gurus will be making. Do you want to see people Beat the Geeks?
Chico: The techwhore in me says yes!
Travis: Better inventions *than*?
Gordon: Yay Techwhores! Push.
Eric: tough one, unique enough to deserve a shot, push
Chico: I'll give it a push.
Travis: I think that's what he meant. Push. GEEK! GEEK!
Chico: 5-1 push, Jason the sole dissenter.
Johnny: why Jason, why?
Gordon: 5 Game Show Geeks Push, 1 Game Show Geek Flush. Geeks are getting a lot
of air time this summer, aren't they?
Jason: Hooray Geeks!
Gordon: Beauty and the Geek, Average Joe 4, Master Blasters. Geek City.
Chico: We're here. We're geeky. We're fabulous! Get used to it.
Jason: (snaps fingers)
Eric: oh god, stop.
Gordon: ok - away from Geeks and towards R&B singing.
TLC is looking for a third - R U the Girl? R U going 2 Watch?
Jason: NO...FLUSH :-(
Johnny: flush, though I love TLC
Travis: Adios, all. FLUSH.
Chico: Sorry. Much as I love TLC, I can't respect this show after what they
Eric: THIS is just another American Idol, I'll watch but FLUSH
Travis: Waving good bye as this swirls down the drain.
Chico: Oh. Anywho. Basically put, TLC said that they would not replace Lisa
"Left Eye" Lopes after she died.
Gordon: I'll spare this from a Drano. Push, because there will be an audience.
Hopefully they will be more personable than Missy.
Travis: And yet, that's precisely what they're doing. Teh ASS.
Travis: Can I vote twice?
Chico: The Chairman is disappointed in you, TLC.
Travis: Being on the wrong side of the Chairman is not a good place to be.
Gordon: No you can't vote twice.
Eric: Maybe they'll change their name thus not replacing Left Eye in TLC.
LINGO! L-I-N-G-O. Will you W-A-T-C-H?
Jason: Y-E-S! P-U-S-H!
Chico: Yes... Y-E-S... damn. Push.
Travis: Push baby!
Eric: anyone touch the flusher and die!
Gordon: Well, F-L-U-S-...only kidding. Push.
Johnny: push, though I miss Stacey.
Travis: The only one.
Chico: Just order the back issue :-)
Travis: I miss that you can't find the Shift key.
Gordon: Chuck just is not as sexy as Stacy
Travis: Someone should find Susan Stafford.
Chico: We have a S-W-E-E-P...
Gordon: Next one -
Fox brings up So You Think You Can Dance. So you think you can watch?
Johnny: No. Flush
Chico: Oh yeah. Flush that mess.
Travis: They got...(don't make me say it)...
Eric: Flush, no one seems to know how to do the dance show right.
Gordon: This is your standard car wreck., You know its going to tank, but
you want to see it first, Push
Situation Comedy - we compete to find the next comedy show - because goodness
knows we need it. What are we going to find here?
Eric: That would be wonderfully nostalgic
Johnny: f l u s h
Jason: A flush that's what.
Travis: Wait, a game show...about....finding a sitcom. [blink]
Chico: Ugh. As much as we need comedy right now, this isn't the way to go about
it. What happened to just sniping off the British? Flush.
Eric: we need a game show about nothing.... push.
Travis: People stand there, answering questions for no points.
Gordon: We can't create shows about anything original, so let's create a show
about...creating a show. Wha? FLUSH
Gordon: Eric the intern thwarts us from making this a DRANO
Eric: This is what I get for trying to have faith in a show
Travis: Bad Eric. BAD!
Eric: Do you want it that bad?
Battle of the Reality Network Stars. We see Omarosa, Richard Hatch, Trista and
others competing for...stuff. Battle of the Grid Iron stare was good. What say
you on this?
Travis: I already don't like most of 'em, I don't want to see them again. Flush.
Eric: Didn't we have this on Fear Factor already. FLUSH.
Chico: I *flush* am... *flush* sick... *flush*... and *flush* tired... *flush*
Gordon: Sorry. I like this stuff. Push.
Chico: You, sir, are a bubblehead.
Eric: And I get yelled at for Situation: Comedy geez.
Gordon: Does this mean that I have to wear a clam covering on my head and be
Gordon: Ok - with that, we'll have a big finish - right after this.
Travis: I think Chico voted five times on that one.
Chico: No, I had one vote, I just said it five times.
Travis: Not like I blame you...
Chico: Big Finish after this, but first, we take a moment to pay tribute to the
shows that left us this past year. We'll be right back.
Eric: we have an avi tribute? nice!
Chico: Yeah. It'll be up in the final edit.
Eric: why do AVI's haunt me even when i am not at work?
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