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February 14, 2005

Gordon: The winner gets to be the new Doctor Who?
James: If you do pass the test...don't do what I did in the interview
Chico: What did you do?
James: Let's just say....I cut a promo on Ken Jennings
Gordon: Oopsie
Joe: O_o
Ryan: Indeed...
Chico: Oh dear. I was just going to tell them about how me and my a cappella group perform one of our ditties in our boxers.
Jason: Can’t bust on the man.
James: Hey...I played against Jennings in QB and lost...I wanted revenge.
Chico: Okay, before I go any further, I advise you all to open up Windows Media Player and head to the Video Wall.
Ryan: done
Jason: ok
Joe: Oh deah...
James: Done
Chico: Okay it's time once again to open up the Video Wall for a little bit of trivia in a game we call... !
Jason: Done
Travis: Oh no...
Chico: Oh yes!
Travis: Back by less-than-popular-demand...
Chico: It's either this or another round of Take-a-Side =p
Mike: Us WLTI semi-virgins are in for a treat, no?
Ryan: Are we playing Spring?
Chico: We're playing Spring.
Ryan: Sweet!
Chico: So we need four judges to judge alongside Gordon.
Jason: Spring?
Travis: ME!
Jason: ME
Mike: Me
Chico: Travis, Jason, Ryan and... Mike. So take your places alongside the high-arbiter of worthless knowledge, Chairman Gordon.
Gordon: I am the chairman. Worship me.
Ryan: *bows*
Travis: Kiss my (blank).
Gordon: I am the arbiter of whrt...WHA?
Mike: You're apparently high, too.
Jason: How does this work?
Chico: okay, to explain, I will give a bit of trivia that actually happened, and you judge from 1 to 10, how many !s it gets. Then I show the corresponding video, and you add another 1-10 !s.
Ryan: sounds good
Jason: OK
Gordon: So if you wanted to give it a 5, you would go !!!!!
Travis: Five factorial!
Chico: Think of them as "Hey's"
Ryan: lol
Jason: I did this before.
Mike: 120 heys
James: Interesting.
Travis: Mike knows his maths. :-)
Mike: I better :-P Do we award a golden brain...with the melon bread inside that looks like a brain?
Chico: Golden Buzzer.
Mike: With the melon bread inside....gotcha
Chico: with the melon bread inside that LOOKS like a buzzer.
Travis: Who stole the UFL trophy?
Chico: Okay, if you're ready, Travis, Ryan, Mike, Jason, Gordon... Here's our first bit of trivia.

A MIME AUDITIONED.... FOR AMERICAN IDOL.

Jason: !!
Ryan: !!
Travis: !!
Mike: !
Chico: Wow, really stingy with the !s, are we?
Gordon: Why, Simon Why??? One !
Chico: So far, 8 !s. Now let's take a look at the video. "Mime Time" it's called.
Travis: <zzz>
Gordon: Can I play the role of Captain Americus and throw a dodgeball at her?
Chico: You can.
Travis: Please do...
Jason: !
Gordon: One Dodgeball and One !
Jason: This is bad.
Travis: I award no additional bangs.
Jason: But I give her credit.
Mike: Wow. She's an embarrassment to all of Cleveland's working mimes.
Ryan: *curses slow internet connection* :-)
Travis: For what? Being another novelty act on a show that has too many?
Mike: Yes!
Travis: No, I was asking JasonB that...
Mike: Oh
Travis: Sorry, Mike.
Rob: this clip was just bad.
Jason: She made it interesting. At least she showed some talent...and knew she was a novelty. The clip was horrible.
Mike: AI has gone from a true talent contest to everybody and their mother trying to make an ass out of themselves.
Travis: This is AI, NOT Body Language!
Gordon: Mike, you're from Cleveland. Is it in the water?
Mike: I drink the water! And I'm reasonably fine :-P I'll toss in a few !!
Gordon: Do you have the urge to put on bodypaint and perform for a cranky Brit?
Mike: 1. I'm too old 2. I wanna keep some dignity :-P

A MIME AUDITIONED FOR AMERICAN IDOL... 12 !s (and one dodgeball)

Mike: Oh heavens, I need some Advil after that file...
Travis: Mike's from Cleveland; he's biased...
Mike: Not really. She sucked. But without the makeup, she's probably not too bad looking
Chico: While Mike gets some Advil, we go to our next trivia.
Gordon: (takes off the make-up...) It's KRISTEN from The Apprentice! EEEK!

A WOMAN LOST $200... ON A QUESTION ABOUT DWARVES.

Gordon: She's trying to get on another reality show!
Travis: No bangs.
Jason: !!!
Mike: Lost $200 on dwarves? That's small change! !!!!!!
Travis: Wait till you see the clip.
Gordon: She's a cute Llama Mama though. !!!!
Chico: So far, 13. Let's take a look at the video.
Travis: Not only did she muff the question, she was flat wrong in her explanation.
Chico: "Dwarfed"
James: Ah...THAT woman.
Travis: Capra wasn't the Wizard of Oz, I think.
James: Frank Capra's spinning in his grave. Walt Disney's spinning in his cryogenic chamber at Cinderella Castle.
Travis: So, a whopping donut from me.
Jason: 0--bad bad bad
Travis: Wait, I want to eat the donut too. Nothing.
Mike: It's another case of someone's mouth being 5 seconds ahead of their brain.
Gordon: I like Krispy Kremes, so I'll stay with the donut.
Travis: I wonder if somewhere in Europe, an Eberle met up with a Cowell... Back in the 1700s or something.
Chico: That depends. How many black shirts do you own?
Travis: I'm wearing one of about a dozen now.
James: Anyone have her address...I need to send her membership to the WWTBAM Llama Club
Travis: She missed a so-easy-it-hurts-question. No sympathy.
Mike: As I said, if she thought it out instead of jumping to a final answer, she would've got it. I do feel bad for her, but she controlled her own destiny.
Travis: Too bad for her. No money. Rack 'em, C.
Chico: Mike?
Mike: I give her one pity !
Gordon: Defector!
Mike: Just one!
Travis: IT SAID 'DWARVES' IN THE FECKING QUESTION!
Mike: Oh come on. She's not that bad looking :-P One !
Travis: (breathe in, out, in, out)

A WOMAN LOSES $200 ON A QUESTION ABOUT DWARVES. 14 !s.

Chico: Now that we're all warmed up, here's our next trivia.

FLIP-FLOPS... ARE WORTH $100,000.

Jason: !!!!!!!!!! 10 baby.
Mike: They must be diamond-encrusted... !!!!!!
Travis: One bang for the lucky spin, and one for the photoshop contest.
Jason: I saw this live time. I did the recap.
Gordon: You give too many !. WOF HOme Boy
Ryan: Hey! Don't diss the wheel!
Jason: Not for this...this was great...roll the clip.
Gordon: It was good though, !!!!!
Chico: Hmmm...23. Let's look at the video.
Travis: They did pick some good letters...
Gordon: That's nice - but no more ! from me.
Travis: Crumbs, that would have been more memorable if they MISSED it. Note that all of the confetti goes upstage, and not over the winners/Pat.
Jason: No way Travis...there have already been 2 misses...
Mike: There were also 9 misses last year
Travis: I mean that they had almost the whole puzzle revealed.
Jason: Travis...are you always this cranky? :-)
Travis: No, but I come off that way. :-) I stick with my 2 factorial originally.
Jason: !!!!!!! more
Mike: I wish our good friend Cory Anotado was up there...
Gordon: Playing the role of Rob as the fan boy for this round = Jason
Mike: Then I could get a loan from him. :-P !!!!!
Travis: That would have been a 10-er.
Jason: Absolutely :-)

FLIP-FLOPS ARE WORTH $100,000, 35 !s.

Travis: No worries, chicken curries, my man.
Chico: Next up...

A GEORGIA SOUTHERN STUDENT... WANTS TO BE... THE NEXT BOB BARKER.

Jason: saw this live too. !!!!!
Mike: Who doesn't? !!!!!
Travis: I withdraw any bangs that I might ever use in doing this bit for all eternity, and give them to this guy. TEN, BABY!
Gordon: Eh. !!. One ! for each showcase.
Travis: Was this a DSW episode or something?
Chico: So far 22... Let's take a look at the video... and no, Travis, it wasn't.
Travis: Mmm. Well, I give the guy my other 10. He had the spiel down pat.
Gordon: You give out too many !, TPIR Homeboy.
Jason: !! extra
Gordon: It’s interesting to see who is biased towards what show, eh?
Mike: Wow, he got onstage in a hurry.
Jason: He ran.
Chico: He flew.
Mike: I know. Wow, it would've taken me at least 20 seconds to get there.
Mike: Sorry, I aspire to be the next Roger Dobkowitz!
Joe: I prefer to be Jack Barry myself.
Mike: I'd like to have Barker's money. Not his lawsuits
Chico: Hmm... Interesting tway to go about that
Mike: I want Seacrest's looks and his signature line "KLAUSS OUT!"
Joe: Oy.
Gordon: What’s the total, Chico?
Mike: He was enthusaistic, a bit nervous...
Rob: just imagine if someone with the last name of wipe said that
Mike: I give him another !
Rob: Wipe, Out
Chico: Waiting for Pepper.
Gordon: One more !
Joe: I for one want to show up at an American Idol taping with a sign that says "Seacrest Phears Todd Newton."
Gordon: Travis took all of mine - all gone
Chico: All gone? No mas?
Gordon: He used up all of my !, that skank.

A GEORGIA SOUTHERN STUDENT WANTS TO BECOME THE NEXT BOB BARKER, 36 !s.

Chico: One more...

BEFORE TAKING ON FAST MONEY, A PROFESSIONAL ICE SKATER ... TOOK HIS SHIRT OFF.

Jason: I don’t need to see that...!
Mike: I refrain from voting - I haven't had dinner yet
Gordon: These clips on this show have been...underwhelming. I give it a !
Travis: 0
Joe: ROFL
Mike: Roger, what's the record for least Heys for a video clip? *Roger holds up 2 fingers* Didja ever notice anytime Bob asks if something's happened on TPiR, Roger always says 2?
Joe: *Roger holds up middle finger*
Chico: LOL
Mike: That's my Andy Rooney-esque commentary for the night.
Chico: I'm almost afraid to show it right now, but here goes. Let's take a look.. at the video
Jason: 0 more. Not good.
Travis: None.
Rob: Thank god my WMP had an illegal operation and had to shut down. 0
Gordon: I give it no more ! - but I throw in a monkey butt.
Travis: You also don't stick the Canadian guy in to answer questions asked of 100 Americans...
Ryan: Easy! We've watched Family Feud for years up here! Or at least I have... :-)
Joe: lol
Chico: We know you have, Ryan.
Travis: David just seemed like the wrong guy for FM. I'm sure you would get 245 points all by yourself. Ryan.
Ryan: Thanks :-)
Mike: Wow. I wish I could take back my !
Travis: I offer up an anti-matter ! to pulverize Mike's original !.
Rob: We should throw in a Dumb Answer of the Day trophy for that clip
Gordon: What's the total?
Mike: Tell Roger we might've set a record.

BEFORE TAKING ON FAST MONEY, A PROFESSIONAL SKATER TOOK HIS SHIRT OFF, 2 !s (and a Monkey Butt. What's Up, Monkey Butt?)

Mike: ROFL
Travis: TWO? IS THAT ALL?
Chico: Two. It's time for... The Golden Buzzer! With the melon bread inside that looks like a buzzer.
Travis: Oh, man alive; that's a Platinum Buzzer...easy.
Gordon: And where does the golden buzzer go to?
Mike: Blame Gordon and Jason for those 2!
Chico: Done and done. But first, the Silver Buzzer for the trivia that Gordon liked the best.
Mike: You know, if it was Jamie Sale taking off her shirt, we woulda hit 100 ! immediately...
Chico: Yep. Because we're sad like that =p
Mike: And she's hot like that :-P
Rob: that's why i hate valentines day
Jason: I love V-Day--its my birthday!
Chico: Happy birthday, Jason!
Gordon: Yay
Travis: V-erily.
Ryan: Happy b-day!
Rob: happy birthday
Jason: thank you.
Chico: Gordon, still waiting for your Silver Buzzer pick
Gordon: I liked the best....the Llama Mama!
Travis: I thought it was whoever got the most Gordon!s. BOO! I move for a summary veto.
Chico: You can move for a summary...
Gordon: Would you prefer I change it to....the Bare Chested Ice Skater???
Travis: MY EYES! NO, JESUS, MY EYES!
Chico: *starts throwing melon bread at Gordon*
Jason: booooooo
Travis: Hey, if you want the Llama Mama, it's your pick.
Gordon: I want the Llama Mama
Jason: That’s ok
Travis: There you are then.
Chico: Now to recap.... Stripping skater... 2 !s and a Monkey Butt. Mime
Idol... 10 !s and a Dodgeball.
Gordon: Make my Dodgeball extreme, baby.
Chico: $200 Dwarves... 14 !s. $100K Flip Flops, 35 !s.... And today's winner of the Golden Buzzer, with 36 !s... A GEORGIA SOUTHERN STUDENT WANTS TO BECOME THE NEXT BOB BARKER.
Jason: Very nice.
Gordon: Yay.
Rob: yay
Travis: <applause>
Ryan: Good choice, gentlemen.
Rob: you win the prize... you take the cake
Chico: That's !. Next up, one of you is going to play doctor. Only Gordon and I know for sure...
Travis: I nominate me again.
Jason: I didn’t bring my underoos.
Chico: And we're not saying until... AFTER THE BREAK.
Travis: Or, whoever you pick...

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