Episode 18.4
June 30

Joe: May be $100 at the rate the dollar's going
Chico: May be.
Gordon: That's some looney tooneys
Chico: Oh yeah. Welcome back. Time to play one of our favorite games here.. Saywha?
Jason: Let's do it!
Chico: That's basically where we take someone else's quote and... have fun with it. For example...

"Every day you see the record SHATTERED, pal! One more hour!"

Chico: Who said it?
Jason: Jerry Lewis
Chico: No.
Gordon: Donald Trump on his laborers in China?
Chico: No. Anyone?
Jason: Nope.
Joe: Someone who doesn't like vinyl?
Chico: No. It's Regis Philbin.
Gordon: When was this?
Chico: In an interview after winning his Lifetime Achievement Emmy.
Jason: Ah.
Chico: Currently holds the record for most hours of TV logged. 15,662. And counting. He'll add at least another six this summer.
Joe: Officially the hardest working man in show biz?
Jason: Oh yeah.
Gordon: Sure is. Here's the next quote.

"I have no vacation plans. I'm traveling to the Project Runway set....'Make it work' comes with me. I've been saying it for decades."

Chico: Tim Gunn.
Jason: Of Course It's Tim.
Gordon: Correct. Tim and company are going to Lifetime for Season 6...maybe. Assuming that it's on Lifetime, will we feel any difference?
Chico: Nope. A lot more people may watch.
Jason: Oh yeah.
Gordon: Lifetime needs the ratings. Assuming they advertise this, they'll get it.
Jason: Project Runway is a HUGE name.
Chico: Just depends on where you stand as a fan. Are you a Bravo reality tool or just a Project Runway tool?
Gordon: Me? Both.
Jason: Of course you are.  LOL.
Chico: Now let's play "Guess the Network". I'll give you a hint... Australia. Now the quote.
Jason: Alright

“We are disappointed that Million Dollar Wheel of Fortune has not done as well as we had hoped. It is best in these circumstances to make the tough decision and move on so we have.”

Jason: That's Nine.
Gordon: Thats 9
Joe: Is that Nine?
Chico: Nine, nine, nine. Fantastic Channel Nine.
Gordon: Not so Fantastic on Million Dollar Wheel of Fortune.
Chico: No. That lasted all of a month.
Joe: So MDWoF got zombie'd



Chico: Braaaaains.
Jason: Chomp Chomp Chomp
Chico: Pachomp Pachewy chomp.
Gordon: Why do I think the Game Show Zombie will be here to stay?
Chico: Because we'll always have eats.
Gordon: That's Good Eats.
Joe: And I don't have a shotgun.
Jason: And no flame thrower.
Joe: Ya know, if Wheel didn't use the whole $1m thing but kept the $200K major prize, they might've had something, instead of trying to be everyone else
Gordon: I was waiting for Regis to come out and see if the Contestant can solve 5 of 9 puzzles in 90 seconds.
Jason: ROFL
Chico: Okay, next quote?
Gordon: Next one...

"I think the compliment chef gave me [is] invaluable and I'm glad that he saw me for what I am...I did want to win Hell's Kitchen. I honestly thought I had it [and] the fact that I didn't just means there's something else out there for me."

Chico: She just got kicked off - Corey.
Gordon: That would be Corey, and that would be right.
Jason: Do you think she should have won?
Gordon: No. But here's my question - are Christina and Petrozza the best 2 left?
Chico: I'd say so, yeah
Joe: Yay for Corey taking things in stride, though
Gordon: I think Christina should win it. That being said, the editing is in a pro-Petrozza slant, which would be a shame if he did win.
Chico: I don't know. I was rooting for him. He's a cool guy. Let's see what he does when you give him his own restaurant.
Gordon: He's got the better personality - but he also wanted to quit in episode #1 when he didn't remember the menu.
Chico: Just goes to show you how far he's come.
Gordon: Christina has been the professional since Day #1. This show should not be a popularity contest of let me choose who the audience prefers to see win.
Jason: Exactly.
Gordon: The BETTER chef should win, and if it's not Christina, then the better chef did not win.
Chico: Good thing it isn't, then, right?
Gordon: Ramsay has had a history of selecting the more popular chefs. I really hope he doesn't, and on that note, a bonus Say Wha for you...

'I Dont Feel Good About This At All...(Fish) is slimy and gross. I hate it...I've never cooked with grape jelly before.'

Jason: That's Nipa Bhatt. From Next Food Network Star 4
Gordon: Yes it is. Now Jason, why would I possibly throw this one in there?
Chico: Please say she's gone.
Jason: She left this week.
Chico: And now the healing can begin.
Gordon: But my problem is why did she last until Episode #4?
Jason: She lasted till episode 4....because they are choosing drama over good chefs.
Gordon: The second that she said the wasn't sure if she wanted to win, she should have been sent packing. Exit, Stage Left.
Jason: Bingo. And that was episode 2
Chico: This kind of show isn't always about the game. It should be.
Jason: Oh yeah it is. Sorry, NFNS is about THE GAME.
Joe: Ah, producers shenanigans
Chico: That's the way I see it. Producers shenanigans.
Jason: This is becoming a soap opera which I don't like.
Gordon: It has to be - because the second she said that, you knew it was a matter of time until she was gone. And why keep her on when she isn't going to win, and instead save someone who had a bad night but had the potential to rebound?
Chico: No idea.
Jason: I am with you on that
Gordon: At least in Next Top Model, if Tyra detects 'I want to go home' in a contestant, they are gone. immediately. There have been double elimination episodes because of it.
Chico: Maybe there's one coming. Maybe.
Jason: No. There wont be. This is just bad judgment on the producers part.
Chico: Oh yeah.
Gordon: Nope. That's the last of the 'I Don't Want to Be There'. This is a great opportunity. If you don't want to be there, then LEAVE, and give someone who DOES want to be there a chance to win.
Jason: Exactly.
Chico: You know, people actually leave on their own terms. Makes me wonder.
Jason: And you should have alternates on standby ready to jump in.
Joe: So props to Corey, not so much Nipa
Gordon: Right. next one?
Chico: Next...

"It's an honor (being roasted). My ass is already sore."

Joe: Saget
Jason: Bob Saget
Gordon:  Bob Saget
Chico: Who's watching the roast?
Jason: I am!
Joe: I'll watch the after-hours version, depending who'll be there
Jason: Bleeps and all.
Gordon: Pending on when it is, I'll watch.
Chico: I'm going to stay after the first three 1 vs. 100 jokes
Joe: Aug 17, right?
Chico: Right. Finally?
Gordon: Last one...

"I feel like it might have just been a venture where she's going to really identify with Brad Womack in the end of it and just see that this is a lot harder than she thought it was going to be. I hope she finds true love. I just don't see it happening with any of the guys that are left."

Jason: One of the eliminated Bachelors
Chico: The latest sour-grapes from... yeah, what J said.
Joe: Although the statement is probably accurate.
Gordon: Well, not the latest but that comes from eliminated Bachelor Twilley. You don't think that we'll have a second straight 'I want no one'...Do you?
Jason: I do! And I will laugh my ass off!
Joe: Chico wants a "I want no more"
Chico: I Want No more. I can't take it anymore.
Gordon: I think Chico wants to be the next Bachelor.
Chico: I'll run into that wall again first. And I've already damaged it plenty. We're running out of spackle.
Gordon: We're also running out of segment. What's next  ?
Chico: Next up, another one of my favorites.. What's My Zinger?
Jason: Oh yeah! I love this.
Chico: Stay there.

(Brought to you by America's Got Bunions. After all of these dancing shows, we Yanks must have the biggest blisters, corns and bunions in the world. The winner gets $100... worth of Dr. Scholls.)

Jason: Have you seen the Bunion on Oprah? Yipe.
Gordon: Did she make it a pastry and called it Hot Crossed Bunions?
Jason: gross
Chico: Ow.
Gordon: Or did she sell it to Outback Jack to call it the Bloomin' Bunion? I can keep doing these if you want...
Jason: Nope. Let's get to the next segment shall we?
Chico: Let's do it. It's called What's My Zinger?
Gordon: We tell you what's going on. You make like Conan O'Brien and give a snappy retort.
Jason: Of course.
Gordon: We start with this...

Blake Lewis has been dropped by his Record Label after 'Audio Day Dream' only sells around 300,000 copies.

Chico: Way to set the bar for all the future American Idol runners-up.
Jason: He will be beatboxing through the drive through Microphone at Mcdonalds.
Chico: Sounds like the record had another case of ADD.
Gordon: But if you listened to the CD, you'd know the Audio Day Dream was a musical nightmare.
Chico: It had like two good songs on it. I'm not going to drop $10 on two good songs. iTunes. Bam. Done.
Gordon: That was 2 more good songs on it than I thought there was. Next one?
Chico: Okay, next..

John "Ol' Chumbucket" Baur, inventor of International Talk Like a Pirate Day, lost on Jeopardy! Thursday.

Jason: He has now been stuffed into Davey Jones's locker.
Gordon: I'm guessing he got his shivers timbered by a pair of trivia ninjas.
Chico: .... Gordon stole mine. I was going to say "This is what happens when pirates tread on buzzer ninja territory." Let this be a warning, Johnny Depp.
Gordon: I'm a What's My Zinger Ninja
Jason: There you go.
Chico: You'd think John would've gotten a hint of his fate by watching Pirate Master.
Gordon: At least his finish got aired on TV.
Chico: True.
Jason: That's definitely true
Chico: Or even better... Dorothy made John into a DIFFERENT kind of pirate. Okay, Next?

Deal or No Deal Philippine Star Kris Aquino is having marital problems.

Chico: Two words... Howie Mandel. Can't resist the bald and sexy.
Gordon: The next thing she will be saying Deal or No Deal to will be the Alimony agreement.
Jason: "OK...your Alimony payment per month is in case #4. Do you want to hold onto it or see the offer from ....THE LAWYER?"
Gordon: (Cell Phone Rings) You think she will take the deal if the Million Dollar Alimony case is still in play?
Jason: Oh no.
Chico: Doubt it.
Gordon: Next one?
Chico: Next one...

Going back to the hoes for a second, Kady Malloy and Alaina Whitaker are teaming up with her sister to post songs on Myspace...

Chico: Myspace. A place for reality stars to scrape the bottom of the barrel.
Jason: So that's where the spam is coming from
Gordon: The latest song is called 'Simon put a Virus in my Heart.'
Chico: As if Nashville Star isn't already doing enough to kill the country genre =p
Jason: No kidding.
Gordon: Next one...

Auditions for 'Cat-testants' to be on Meow Mix's Think Like a Cat will be in July.

Jason: This is scraping the bottom of the litterbox.
Chico: Potential players must possess ability to lick themselves.
Jason: That I will watch :P
Chico: And cough hairballs. And silently judge...
Gordon: To win the million, the contestants must really love their pussy.
Jason: Cat. Pussy Cat.
Gordon: Oh Yes, Cat.
Chico: I can be contestant, ya? AAAAAAND finally..

Wipeout is the number one game show on television.

Chico: SORRY, Password!
Gordon: The Ratings are good enough to Wipeout the competition.
Jason: People like to see people crashing into big balls. Along with their pussy----cats.
Chico: I've got big balls.. I've got big balls. They're such big balls. And their dirty big balls. And he's got big balls... And she's got big balls... EVERYBODY!
Everyone: But we've got the biggest! Balls of them all!
Gordon: You know, I make one little double entendre comment and everyone has to be a copycat.
Chico: Okay, here's your zinger. "And the ghost of Peter Tomarken couldn't be happier." We love you, Peter.
Jason: We do!
Chico: That's my zinger...
Gordon: And that's the end. Speed Round after this.

(Brought to you by the Dance Machine. Insert $100,000, and it can turn you too into a prancing jackass.... Illuminated floor and Jason Kennedy not included.)

Jason: ROFL
Gordon: What about Jack Benza? do we get Jack Benza?
Jason: No. Please no.
Chico: Speedround time! Two minutes on the clock... Time starts.. NOW. Who's going to win Hell's Kitchen?
Jason: Christina
Gordon: I'm hoping Christina, though I'm still fearing Petrozza
Chico: Should... Christina. Will... Petrozza. He might pull it out. Million Dollar Password is a hit. So who should we get for the second set of episodes?
Jason: Rosie back, NPH back
Gordon: Rosie, definitely. I would also add one Power of 10 Host to the mix.
Jason: Oh yeah!
Chico: Susie and Betty and Drew... That's an all-star lineup.
Jason: Of course Drew...duh.
Gordon: Dance Machine and Duel. Do they stick around on ABCs' schedule or do we feed them to the Game Show Zombie?
Chico: Another week and then done.
Jason: Pretty much. They are nuclear bombs.
Gordon: I think ABC burns it off, because I don't know what else you'd put on a Friday night.
Jason: Ok.
Chico: Speaking of the stripper zombie...
Jason: She is hungry...
Chico: Your Place or Mine is actually on at NOON tomorrow. This thing moves around more than I did in the 80s.
Jason: (spits out YPOM brain)
Chico: ... because I used to be an army brat...
Gordon: Lets show the Zombie Stripper image one more time. I like it.



Chico: Nice.
Gordon: What else is nice? Mail.
Chico: We got some from Myke Perrey. Thanks, Myke!

Chico: Thanks, Myke. Intentional, yes... but necessary?  Doubtful.
Jason: Agreed. Love Sande...but this is password, NOT PYRAMID.
Gordon: Necessary? No. I would have love to have seen some more creativity and reaching back to its roots
Chico: And not just lightning round after lightning round.
Gordon: Agreed.
Jason: Right.
Gordon: That's all I got.
Chico: Well on that bombshell, we're going to call it a show. If they want to send more e-mail, what do they do?
Gordon: Send it to wlti@gameshownewsnet.com or wltiongsnn on myspace. Special thanks to Jason Block and Joe Mello for joining us this week.
Jason: Great to be here.
Gordon: For everyone, this is Gordon Pepper, saying game over and Spread the Love.
Chico: Holla
Jason: Peace out, and happy 4th of July.