Jason: LOL
Chico: Faster than 25 cents ought to move.
Gordon: Faster than 60 seconds.
Jason: Faster than a tall water cooller...
Chico: Welcome back to WLTI. He's Gordon Pepper. I'm Chico Alexander. We're joined by Bill Block's kid.
Jason: Thank you. Proud to be it :)
Chico: Next up, we're going to play a game we actually premiered on the first podcast of season 2 of WLTI Live, which you can listen to over at CLW83.com. It's called...



Chico: ...Shark Watch. And I see a shark.
Jason: This is a fun game.
Gordon: You know we have that shark jumping moment when you see what could be the end of a show.
Chico: Well, we give you a moment or an instance and we say whether or not we see a shark coming in the distance because of it.
Gordon: Hence the game which is called....SHARKWATCH. I'll start.

The booting of Nigel Lythgoe and Ken Warwick on Idol. What do you see?

Jason: I see the entire shark population of the Pacific. There's a boatload of blood.
Chico: I see a Swedish fish getting eaten by TWO sharks. Everything has its time and everything ends... EVEN AMERICAN IDOL.
Gordon: I see a u-boat from Sweden. I actually think Nigel was right when he said they went away from what the show should have been - which is a FAMILY show and not geared towards the young kids. They let the demographic marketers hurt the show, but because of my love for Idol. I'll give it a chance with a new producer.
Chico: You're a better man than I. Next...

A tie on MasterChef requiring another Team Challenge and another Pressure Test among the four that utterly failed the first Team Challenge/Pressure Test round. What do you see?

Jason: I don't see a shark. I see lots of pots...of boiling water. This is how you do it right. Nothing to see here.
Gordon: I see Shark Fin soup. Completely irrelevant in terms of the series longeveity.
Chico: Indeed. I see sushi.
Gordon: Yum. Next one...

The firing of Howie 'The Schwab' from ESPN due to salary reasons. What do you see?

Chico: I see the guy made of money from the Geico commercials running away on a jetski the die was already cast.
Jason: I see a man with a suitcase and a tablet. This isn't shark bait, this is business.
Gordon: I see a shark. In a shark tank. You do NOT get rid of one of the best people in the business because of salary.
Chico: No sir.
Jason: No you don't.
Gordon: So either this was because of salary, in which case ESPN has bigger issues than we think, or there's something else in this story, which means we don't know all of it. Regardless, this is a horrible move by ESPN if it's the former.
Chico: And it sucks, because the Schwab was basically before the whole wave of "embrace debate". Now it's like... I'm counting down the days until August 17.
Jason: crappy all around.
Gordon: Next one?
Chico: Next one.

Cedric the Entertainer is your new host on Millionaire. What do you see?

Jason: I see a shark with a hat on it.
Chico: In a three piece suit.
Jason: One and done.
Chico: Yes, we did this one on the podcast, but we wanted to get J's take.
Jason: Thank you.
Gordon: I do see a shark, but it's an older one with an electric eel. I think the shark will be bayed for a season, but I don't think it will get the resurgence they are looking for.
Chico: I thnk they get curiosity numbers, but expect those to fade.
Gordon: Next one...

3 contestants on The Chase instead of the traditional 4. What do you see?

Jason: I see the shark circling.
Chico: I see a guppy. I mean, this is minor. They can come up with something that'll make it seem trivial and you'll watch the show, and it's all good, then this is just eh, I'll live.
Gordon: I see a big fat whale that looks like Mark Labbett. With less people to go after and less of a team in the Final Chase, I expect him to at least go 6-2 if not 7-1.
Jason: OUCH
Chico: Can't wait to see. Early August, by the way, is what I'm hearing.
Jason: Right
Gordon: Last one?
Chico: Last one.

The big red couch (ahem, gimmick infringement FTW!) on the Daytime Emmy stage. What do you see?

Jason: I see a shark who is knocking into the satellite truck and video production truck. Who booked this crap?
Gordon: I see a new producer riding on a shark to save the show.
Chico: Let's jus get this out of the way now. HLN should never have the Daytime Emmys again. Robin Meade is not an award show host, nor is she a stage singer.
Jason: Gordon could do this with his eyes closed.
Chico: The producer obviously has never produced anything, otherwise, he would've told Wayne Brady to stick to script. And that's Shark Watch. After the break, we roll out the toilet for one more go.
Jason: Cant wait.
Gordon: Roll it out..after this!

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Jason: DUDE :)
Chico: Going OLD SCHOOL on that.
Gordon: (Pulls out the toilet). Now THIS is old school
Chico: No supertoilet? Going with the standard?
Gordon: It felt right this week.
Jason: )
Chico: Right. And if you remember, we broke it last week.
Gordon: Start us off Chico.
Chico: We start the final round with...

	INK MASTER Spike - July 16
	CHICO	GORDON	JASON	PASTRY
	PASTRY	PASTRY	PASTRY

Gordon: Pastry. It's got wheels on it.
Jason: Same thing. Pastry. Good but not great.
Chico: PASTRY. It still has legs. Still good enough to renew.

	PERFECT SCORE CW - July 16
	CHICO	GORDON	JASON	FLUSH
	FLUSH	FLUSH	FLUSH

Chico: Deal or No Deal meets the Dating Game with random chick from 90210 hosting.
Jason: FLUSH. hard.
Gordon: 69. Flush
Chico: The best thing about this show... it isn't on a major network. FLUSH.
Jason: ONE
Chico: TWO.
Gordon: THREE!
Chico: PLUUUUUUNGE!
Gordon: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Chico: And the scent of the day... apple cinnamon.
Jason: Yum
Chico: Smells like Marcela Valladolid. NEXT!

	WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY? CW - July 16
	CHICO	GORDON	JASON	PUSH
	PUSH	PUSH	PUSH

Chico: Come on... It's Whose Line. If you don't like it, something's wrong with you. PUSH.
Jason: Exactly. PUSH.
Gordon: I'll give Aisha a shot. Push
Chico: (fanfare) Gordon LOVES Aisha.
Gordon: I do. Next?
Chico: Next...

	SUPERMARKET SUPERSTAR Lifetime - July 22
	CHICO	GORDON	JASON	PASTRY
	FLUSH	PUSH	PUSH

Chico: .... FLUSH!
Gordon: Push actually. I like the concept of finding the next new marketable product - as long as it's a product and not food.
Chico: Jason?
Jason: I like this too. PUSH. Let's see what they do.
Chico: You just want to see Stacy Keibler.
Jason: Duh
Chico: ... So do I. Still flushing the show. Next...

	SPELL-MAGEDDON ABC Family - July 24
	CHICO	GORDON	JASON	FLUSH
	FLUSH	FLUSH	FLUSH

Chico: This is going to go as well as Killer Karaoke did. FLUSH.
Jason: F-L-U-S-H
Gordon: We've seen this concept fail before. Celebrity Spelling Bee anyone? Flush.
Jason: ONE
Chico: T-W-O
Gordon: THREE!
Chico: PLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNGE!
Gordon: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Chico: Next...

	TOP CHEF MASTERS Bravo - July 24
	CHICO	GORDON	JASON	PUSH
	PUSH	PUSH	PUSH

Jason: DUH....PUSH
Chico: This is for our friend Dana.... Who really REALLY loves Curtis Stone. In THAT way. PUSH.
Gordon: PUSH it
Chico: (fanfare) Next one...

	AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL CW - August 2
	CHICO	GORDON	JASON	JIGGLE
	PASTRY	FLUSH	PASTRY

Jason: Sorry...I see the shark here. FLUSH
Chico: Take a bow, kids. The show is over. FLUSH
Gordon: Male models give this some life - especially when you think the demographics for the show are female. Pastry
Chico: Yeah, but they're not exactly the housewives who watch TPIR in the morning to see the trouble twins Daniel & Rob.
Gordon: But this could be the guys pre Rob. People like that
Chico: True. Next...

	FACE OFF Syfy - August 27
	CHICO	GORDON	JASON	PUSH
	PUSH	PUSH	PUSH

Gordon: Push. Best show on Syfy
Chico: PUSH. Easy
Jason: very easy. PUSH
Chico: (fanfare)
Chico: FINALLY...

	THE GREAT FOOD TRUCK RACE Food - August
	CHICO	GORDON	JASON	PUSH
	PUSH	PUSH	PUSH

Gordon: As long as they play by the rules....PUSH
Chico: Get it rolling. And give me my taco. PUSH.
Jason: And my okanamiyaki PUSH
Chico: And.... THAT'S IT!
Chico: Speed Round next!

(Sponsored by Million Dollar Hopscotch. Watch your step.)

Chico: Don't step on that pebble.
Gordon: Can we step on a Speed Round?
Chico: Yes we can. Speed Round starts... NOW! Voice: Danielle wins?
Jason: Nope.
Gordon: Yes. AGT Million Dollar act this week?
Chico: Nope. NEXT week. J! anymore super champs?
Gordon: I don't think so
Jason: Nope.
Gordon: Any email?
Chico: Nope
Gordon: How do you change that?
Chico: But if you want to send us some, make our day a little, you can fire one away at WLTI@gameshownewsnet.com. Or follow us on Facebook and Twitter for all the breaking stories or just whatever's on our mind. Special thanks to Jason Block for hanging out with us. Always a pleasure having you
Jason: Always good.
Chico: Next week... I'm sure SOMETHING will happen. Once again, congrats to Ben Bailey, TPIR, Monty Hall, Bob Stewart, and Doug Davidson, and we're hoping he finds something that actually works. Nothing left to say except... He's Gordon Pepper, I'm Chico Alexander. the Show is WLTI. Game over... and spread the love.