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February 26, 2007
 Chico: Drama!
Gordon: Chico, I think I hear a crying baby. You know what that means?
Chico: (picture of a sunrise) A new WLTI game... has been born... into
this world.
Jason: Sweet. What's it's name?
Gordon: Gilbert. As in Gottfried. Going a few years back, what did
Gilbert Gottfried say when you picked a ridiculously wrong answer?
Chico: YOU FOOL!
Gordon: Yes he did - what else did he say?
Chico: ... *shrug*
Gordon: WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!?!?
Jason: Ah.
Chico: Oh yeah. Tell us what's going down.
Gordon: So... Thanks to Britney and Others, the new game is
called 'What Were You Thinking!'. I'll give you a situation, and each
of you chime in with what you think they were thinking. You could be
nice or this could descend into 7 layers of Wrong. For example....
Bob Goen, when he decided to host That's The Question
Chico: "I'm tired of watching Marianne bring home the bacon."
Jason: "I'll take a job...any job!"
Gordon: 'Hey - Free trip to Europe'. And there you go. That simple. Next
one...
Vincent Pastore, on deciding to go on Dancing With The Stars 4
Jason: "I played a character called Big Pussy....might as well dance
like one."
Gordon: 'Hey - 11 new girlfriends'
Chico: "Who's this broad I'm dancing with?"
Gordon: Was that before or after he went into the competition?
Chico: Can't it be both?
Gordon: It could be. Next one...
Ryan Seacrest, when Simon Cowell calls him 'Sweetheart'
Jason: "Don't call me that on TV!" "That's for AFTER the show! "
Chico: "There goes my available hottie status.'
Gordon: 'And here I'm trying to score with Amy and you have to go out
and do THAT.' Next one...
Raul, after losing $253,000 on 1 Vs. 100
Jason: "You sucked on Full House...and you suck now."
Gordon: It serves me right for trusting 22 people just as dumb as I
was.'
Chico: "... (^_^)."
Gordon: Next...
Bob Barker, after finally seeing the first perfect show all season.
Jason: Nice way to end my tenure.
Chico: "After some of these shows, I'm kinda surprised."
Gordon: 'If I knew that people were going to play like this, Maybe I
should have announced my retirement earlier'. Finally...
Antonella. Sorry, couldn't resist
Jason: "More Parks Sausages....please!"
Gordon: 'The next time I do a calendar for anyone, I'm making damn
sure I sign for residuals'
Chico: "Gee, I wonder if those pictures that I took while I was at the
club are going to end up on the internet while I'm doing this thing..."
Gordon: And that's the new game. Thoughts?
Chico: We're going to Special Hell.
Gordon: But did you like it?
Chico: Yeah.
Jason: Cool.
Gordon: Cool. And with that, we go to break
Chico: Big Finish is next...
(Brought to you by Paranoid cameras, capturing the moments before
reality contestants fall out since 1993)
Gordon: Yay!
Chico: Say cheese!
Gordon: What about Big Finish!
Chico: Big Finish! *snap* Idol, who's next?
Jason: Sanjaya and Nick Pedro...and Antonella gets sucked away.
Gordon: Ill go with Pedro and Chris R - and Antonella gets saved
Chico: I think Antonella gets sucked any way you put it, leaving Pedro
and Sundance. J! How long does Sri last?
Gordon: I'll say another 3-4 days
Jason: I think he lasts the week.
Chico: White Rapper Show... who wins, John Brown or $hamrock?
Jason: Don't know.
Chico: ... Neither do I. Heh.
Gordon: I'll say John Brown
Chico: Okay, who's next on Amazing Race All-Stars?
Gordon: I'll go with Kevin and Drew, continuing my own philosophy
Jason: I agree with Kevin and Drew.
Chico: From last week. Speaking of your philosophy, G... Wuthrich is
calling you out.
Gordon: Call me out, Jason
To: WLTI
From: Jason Wuthrich
You were clean last week, but about those bad jokes from the
last two shows before that, Gordon...bad Gordon! No home game! But
since G did call me out, you did have Raul's most-to-nothing wipeout
right. But in terms of most money lost among those did still leave
with something, does selling the $1M case count? Also, here's a
clarification on Grease's voting rules: the judges' last word only
works until there are two shows left. The viewers (all 8 of them) do
have the final say on who wins. For now, just stay out of the bottom 2.
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Gordon: Thanks Jason. I would say that selling the 1 million dollar
case DOES count, because technically, you did have the million.
Jason: Gordon is right on that one.
Chico: Yep. And Jason's right when it comes to the Grease rule. In the
finale, the votes of America are all that matters.
Gordon: Unfortunately, we don't favor that vote until the end. Any
more mail?
Chico: Not on my end
Gordon: Me neither. Hence, it's the end...of the show. Special thanks
to Jason Block and Aaron Huertas for being with us today.
Jason: Thank you. And thank you to all the people who read "The Block
Party" every week on the site.
Chico: For Gordon and everyone at Game Show Newsnet, I'm Chico
Alexander. Until next week, when we breakdown being smarter than a 5th
grader, a very happy game over and WHAT?!
(silence)
Chico: That's right.. Spread the boobies. :-)
Jason: (lifts shirt) It was Mardi Gras this week!
Gordon: Put...the shirt...back on. Please. I beg you.
Chico: AAAHHAHHHHHH!!! *runs into wall* I'm okay.
Gordon: Poor wall
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