Gordon: Sounds sweet. There's also a lot of things to see on my TIVO. This I'll be watching right before the big game.
Chico: Same here.
Gordon: So we'll see what it says about when when we ask the following shows...."What Does Your TiVo Says About You"?
Chico: Kick it off G
Gordon: Ok Then...

What does watching...Who's Still Standing in February say about you?

Chico: I have a hard time letting go.
Gordon: I'm really having a hard time finding something to watch - or I'm just keeping the TV on before watching Fear Factor
Chico: As for letting go... It's okay... there's other things on.
Gordon: There are worse things out there than watching people eat donkey juice.
Chico: True. And we probably saw them... on Fear Factor. WHAT UP. Next...

The entire run of Baseball IQ... so far

Gordon: I'm a baseball fan that wants nothing to do with these silly Superbowl nonsense.
Chico: I'm boning up for weekly trivia at the local sports pub. I'm hoping that home run kings are on the docket. And aside from that, I'm waiting for the inevitable Milwaukee Braves reference so I can finally sleep at night
Gordon: If you want to sleep at night, get ready to watch the Milwaukee Bucks next year sans their offense.
Chico: So sad. I believe the only thing sadder is the Bobcats'... use your imagination, folks.
Gordon: Next one...

The Glee Project, Season 2.

Chico: I wish I was young and thin enough to sing at McKinley High.
Gordon: I'm one of the few people who believe that Glee is actually going to see a resurgence in Season 4. I also though that Saved by the Bell, the College Years should have won an Emmy.
Chico: Bob Golic was robbed, I tell you.
Gordon: Dustin Diamond for President
Chico: Okay, enough ackjassery. Next one...

Faceoff. Season 2.

Gordon: I'm a SYFY fan who wants to see effects better than most of their effects on a Saturday night movie.
Chico: I'm scouting for said Saturday Night Movie. In all seriousness... Faceoff is awesome. The movies are lousy.
Gordon: This is without a doubt one of the better shows on SYFY
Chico: In a long time. And it's doing killer business. I would not be surprised if a renewal was forthcoming.
Gordon: Next one...

RuPaul's Drag Race, Season 4

Chico: I know a guy.. girl... guy.. girl ... I know somebody.
Gordon: I like to take out my brain, stick it in a apple press, drain the juices while I watch 60 minutes of miindless entertainment, put it back in my head and then feel good about it afterwards.
Chico: With the most elaborate twisty straw you can find.
Gordon: I like twisty straws
Chico: I like the ones with the t-bars that you build yourself? Those are awesome.... and finally...

All of the big game coverage, from the mid-afternoon opening arguments to the end credits of "The Voice" And yes, you have the express written consent of the National Football League.

Gordon: (Puts on NY Giants Football outfit)...too much?
Chico: NOT ENOUGH. :-)
Gordon: (brings in a goal post) how about now?
Chico: Better. Now take the ball and run it to break
Gordon: Hut...hut...hike!

(Runs into Goalpost).

Gordon: Owwwwwwwwwwww
Chico: ... Medic. (points at Gordon)

(Brought to you by Football Factor. Forget mealworms. You have a ten million dollar signing bonus taped on your back while being chased by 10 out of work linebackers. Hows THAT for fear?)

Chico: RUN!
Gordon: Aieeee (Hits Goalpost again)
Chico: Oh geez. I guess I have to intro the next segment now. Welcome back to the Super Edition of WLTI. He's Gordon, I'm Chico. And we're hiring... (puts Help Wanted sign up) for one, we need someone to pad the goalposts so Gordon doesn't have another unfortunate accident.
Gordon: ....I need a Bufferin...
Chico: ...and a Bufferin. But we also need some people in the game show world. For example...

GSN needs a new president. Even though David Goldhill is clinging to his post like moss on a tree.

Gordon: May I suggest one Bob Boden? I still don't think he's doing anything worthwhile.
Chico: Seconded. Bob, I know you know we exist. At least CONSIDER IT.
Gordon: Please? Next...

Host, The X-Factor. Must be better than Steve Jones.

Chico: Mario Lopez. Drew Lachey...Me.
Gordon: (Stares at Chico)
Chico: ... not me.
Gordon: I'll go with Tim Vincent. Next?
Chico: Next..

Mentor, Majors & Minors, must be able to make 12-year-olds sound better than themselves.

Gordon: Nicole Scherzinger. It's not fur judging, and she can spend as much time loving the contestants as she wants.
Chico: Paula Abdul. Same rationale. AND... she's had experience with little rugrats. Sorry...
Gordon: No you're not.
Chico: I'm really not.
Gordon: Didn't think so. Next...

Same vein: TWO Mentors on the X-Factor. Must be direct, honest and mindful of the clock.

Chico: I nominate the two good looking moderators of this program. But since I can't, if you're looking for A-list... Beyonce and Lady Gaga. If you'll settle for B-list... Kenny Loggins and Kelly Rowland.
Gordon: I'll say Lady Gaga and someone wacky - Quentin Tarantino. I think he'd be a really solid judge.
Chico: He is. He has a LITTLE musical knowledge, but he's more or less about spectacle.
Gordon: Which is what they need right now.
Chico: They need spectacle. Gaga is all about spectacle. And she has the talent to back it up.
Gordon: Right. next one?
Chico: Next one.

Host, Simon Cowell's MasterChef killer... must be able to devour Gordon Ramsay's soul and excrete it to the ether a la Shang Tsung.

Gordon: You need someone not connected to a Bravo TV or Food Network who is known in the culinary world and who can be quite cutting (pun intended).
Chico: Anthony Bourdain.
Gordon: Anthony is connected to the Travel Channel and he's not famous enough. Let's go Thomas Keller.
Chico: Well... he IS biting. But not really a TV chef, though. He's more of a cookbook chef. Someone with the soul of a Thomas Keller, but the charm of a Jamie Oliver... and the I'm-mentally-killing-you death stare of Ron Ben Israel.
Gordon: I think if you give Keller a chance, he could surprise you. Finally...

New Animal, Fear Factor. If it gets renewed next year, we need an animal that's even wackier than Donkey Semen. What you got?

Chico: Giraffes. Better yet... rhinos. Or if you REALLY want wacky... the platypus. Though where you're going to find a platypus outside of Australia, who knows.
Gordon: I think closer to home would be more fun. Who wants some dog meat?
Chico: Didn't To Tell the Truth do dog meat already?
Gordon: They did dog food, not Dog meat. Who wants Fido on a stick?
Chico: I could answer that, but Jason Elliott would have this show out on the lawn. AGAIN.
Gordon: On that note...Breaktime!

(Brought to you today by Crazy Rachel's Car Lot... The craziest deals this side of Television City. On the corner of Beverly & Fairfax in Los Angeles, across the street from the Farmer's Market. Just look for the tacky orange & red signs, and as always, THANK YOU!)

Gordon: Se's so crazy
Chico: Brand new cars... 25 cents!
Gordon: That's Crazy!
Chico: I could buy THREE with the change in my pocket and give them to my loved ones... My sister... and my partner here.
Gordon: And Id say you're Crazy - but is he crazy enough to go into a Speed Round?
Chico: Speed Round... starting now! Have we seen the next great Jeopardy! college champion yet?
Gordon: I think we have. And if we haven't, it's a DUKIE!
Chico: Nooooooooooooooo Dukie. Idol... Certainly the Hollywood Round's got to be better than the auditions... Right?
Gordon: If you're talking about the guys stepping out on their own, right. if you're talking about the girls...hopefully they wear skimpier outfitsd.
Chico: Hopefully. Thoughts on this week's premieres.
Gordon: ...I hope they don't suck as badly as I think they will.
Chico: Well, one is Worst Cooks in Ameriac. Which you swear off out of principle. I just want to see Bobby Flay wipe that smirk off of Anne Burrell's face. You probably want to see Full Metal Jousting wipe Worst Cooks in America off the planet.
Gordon: I do swear off of t in principal.
Chico: Hence why you want to see FMJ at least do better.
Gordon: I do - and hopefully I won't want to see something bump off the jousting. But one think I always like to see is mail. Do we have any?
Chico: I wish we did.
Gordon: Well I wish they would send email to wlti@gameshownewsnet.com
Chico: Or Tweet us @WLTIonGSNN.
Gordon: or go to Facebook or YoBioob
Chico: Maybe they have an opinion on this week's premieres.
Gordon: Maybe. We'll be talking about that next week, as well as Hollywood Week on Idol. And maybe we'll get a female that we care about,.
Chico: We have to. It's Valentine's week after all. So we'll be spreading a lot of love. Hope you do the same. Until then, for Gordon and everyone at GSNN, I'm Chico. Game over... and spread the love.