Jason: I hope Deal. I really do. Enough already, guys.
Chico: Yeah, this isn't funny anymore.
Gordon: Sure it is :)
Chico: Hope my case has "Take them for all they're worth". Welcome back, this is the show, and we're the guys. Time for Would You, Could You?.
Gordon: Now we know that the answer would probably be yes for 'Would you want to be an AMPTP negotiator', but we're going to give you some scenarios that you may or may not want to do.
Chico: Starting with...
Jason: Ok.

Would you take a shot on a traditional form game show after being on a reality game show?

Jason: Would and Could...Yes. Heck yes.
Gordon: Sure would. Something like maybe...oh...The Price is Right?
Chico: You've been paying attention, Gordon... Good.... You get dap.
Jason: What happened?
Chico: Trisha Paytas was a contestant on season 2 of "Who Wants to Be a Superhero"... She turned up on TPIR this week.
Jason: Did she win? Thats the 2nd time this year, I think. Former Survivor person I think earlier this year.
Chico: Second time in recent memory. The first being Tijuana Bradley, yeah. But, yeah, the former Ms. Limelight lost Magic #.
Jason: Aw.
Jason: And she is no longer in the limelight.
Gordon: And lost it pretty badly. She must left her brains in her super suit.
Chico: I saw the show... She didn't leave her brains in her supersuit. Let's just say editing didn't have a role in that one.
Jason: oops :-)
Chico: Next up?
Gordon: Maybe she needs to power up to get the brains? Next one.

Would you go on a music trivia show hosted by Meatloaf?

Jason: Maybe.
Alex: Eh, if it's Rock and Roll Jeopardy, sure
Jason: Would I. Yes. Could I. Yes.
Chico: I could go for meeting Meat, yeah.
Gordon: I would - and i'd destroy all of you
Chico: Doubtful.
Jason: Bring it. Gordon knows my prowess.
Alex: Yeah, I think I could take you.
Chico: Throwdown, cheeky boy.
Alex: Or maybe not, I'm still in the grunge era. Who knows?
Gordon: Music trivia? You're done.
Chico: I've got everything from Crooner to New Jack Swing to Death Metal on my pod.
Gordon: Bring it.
Jason: I have everything from Sinatra on up. That's because I am an old fart. But I love my music.
Chico: Same here.
Alex: I love L7. That's my response to that.
Jason: I saw U23D last night. Very good stuff.,
Gordon: Next one?

Would you return to a five-and-out game show after winning five-and-out?

Jason: It was Jeopardy before the rule change, yes. Temptation...no :-)
Alex: lol, yeah, depends on the show
Chico: How about Family Feud?
Alex: Oh sure
Gordon: I would. We're a family, right?
Jason: Sure.
Chico: Right.
Jason: Good answer! Good answer! Yes.
Alex: You know, I'm honestly shocked some desperate network hasn't reached out for a primetime celebrity episode of Family Feud because of the strike.
Gordon: I brought my brother Jason, my nephew Alex and my round headed cousin, Chico.
Jason: lol
Chico: Happened this week on Que Dice La Gente. You had a team of "pentacampeones" return to win TWO more games.
Gordon: Very nice
Chico: So far, the Cura family of South Florida have milked Telefutura for $13,000.
Jason: Muy bueno.
Gordon: Next one...

Would you...sit at the Visiting 5th Grader Desk for a friend, if you knew you'd have your answer shown every time?

Jason: As long as I don't make an ass of myself...sure.
Chico: I would.
Alex: It would take a gun to the head to get me to the 5th Grader set
Chico: Unlike Block, I have no qualms about making an ass of myself.
Jason: That is true, Mr. D. D. R.
Gordon: I would do it, too. Then Chico and I could sing 'Where in the World is Carmen San Diego' to the kids. And I can get a pic of me and Nathan with the subtitle under it 'Separated at Birth?'
Chico: Or with you and Nathan facing off against each other with the caption: "Welcome to your future, kid."
Jason: There you go.
Gordon: i'd just sling my arm over him and say, 'Let's be frank, Nathan'
Chico: So funny.
Gordon: I just wanted to make sure that my joke was in the ball park.
Jason: Groan.
Chico: Funny you should mention ballparks. Next one...

Would you try and defend yourself if you were reportedly banned from the Super Bowl because the object of your desire (read: obsession) was reportedly performing there?

Gordon: Depends. Am I a blonde male who's been on a reality show?
Chico: Yes.
Jason: Yes...
Alex: Sure
Chico: And you sang a song about stalking someone.
Gordon: Is this someone if I was a plumber I would caulk her?
Chico: Yep. If you were a dog, you would...
Gordon: Walk her.
Jason: Oh boy
Gordon: I think I'd be so far gone that it wouldn't matter. And again, shame on Idol for televising that. All you are doing is empowering the mentally imbalanced. And there's a difference here. The Special Ed kids knew what they were doing when they auditioned. The stalker had no plans to be on Idol. He just wanted to stalk Paula Abdul.
Chico: Although the guy says that he's just a comedian.
Jason: Didn't look funny when I saw it.
Chico: His words: "Real stalkers don't tell you they're stalkers." And you know this because....
Gordon: You could see it in the eyes and facial expressions. And he wouldn't go away when they told him to. Not listening to the judges and getting security to come exscort you out is a good sign that you're not mentally all there.
Jason: Agreed.
Chico: No.... REALLY?
Jason: Yes, Really.
Gordon: And if Idol put a ban in there, then you know that there's something going on here.
Chico: Yeah.
Gordon: Last one
Chico: Okay.

Would you strap yourself to a lie detector and answer 21 questions for $500,000?

Alex: Never never never
Jason: Not for $500,000,000.
Gordon: I wouldn't. I've seen the damage first-hand.
Chico: Nope. Too faulty
Gordon: And that's that.
Chico: Well, there's one more. First up, though. Last week, Last week, we wanted you to tell us what Paula Abdul stalker guy was thinking.
Chico: The best answer we got was from Greg Palmer... "Straight up, now tell me. Do you really want to love me forever?"
Jason: Thats pretty good.
Gordon: Very clever, Greg
Chico: Now Gordon, you have one for "Would you Could you?"
Gordon: Here's what we're going to do. We'll give you a Would You Could You. You tell us Yes or No and Why. The 'Why' part is what will get your name announced up here.

Chico: The best one gets the business. As always.
Gordon: When we come back from the break...remember when we said we're done with Push and Flush?
Chico: Yeah. About that.. Never mind. More pushing and flushing in a bit :-)
Gordon: Even MORE plungers after this.
Chico: Jason, I hope you brought the freshener.
Jason: I did.

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