Jason: LOL. I love her.
Chico: Good thing one of us does. Quoting Simon Cowell: "Ob. Noxious."
Anyone without any mathematical background, who dares refute a proof of
Fermat's Last Theorem is clearly not all there.
Jason: rofl
Chico: Am I wrong?
Gordon: No. And youre not wrong about the plungers. I've got them right
here
Jason: Push or Flush....5?
Gordon: Push or Flush 5: The Toilet Strikes Back
Chico: Everyone ready? We're going to start things off with...
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THE REAL WORLD/ROAD RULES CHALLENGE: GAUNTLET III
MTV
Wednesdays 10p ET |
FLUSH |
Jason: This is still going on? FLUSH.
Chico: The series just keeps chugging along. As long as MTV's willing to
exploit the bat-(^_^) insane for fun and profit, people will always
challenge them. Push.
Gordon: It chugs because people like it. I'm not one of them. Flush.
Alex: Gotta go Flush. Never been a fan
Chico: I don't like it either, but it's hard to argue with a proven
formula. So as it pains me to say, push. But 3-1 outvotes, so we're
going to flush. Next...
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AMNE$IA
NBC
February 12 |
FLUSH |
Chico: You already know the answers, right? It's your life, after all.
Alex: I'm flushing. We've seen The Moment of Truth. This one's going to
be a tamer version with a crappier host. Been there done that with a lot
more water-cooler-talking results.
Gordon: I hate to say this, but I agree with Alex. I would have pushed
this until The Moment of Truth came along. Flush.
Jason: Agreed. Flush.
Chico: Fox ruins it for everyone else... Again. Flush. Unjustified, but
yeah. Four flushes... We have a clog. We must plunge.
Jason: ONE.... TWO ....THREE!
Everyone: PLUNGE!
Gordon: Weeeeee
Jason: (sprays). whoof
Chico: Next...
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MY DAD IS BETTER THAN YOUR DAD
NBC
February 22 |
FLUSH |
Gordon: My plunger is better than your plunger. Flush.
Jason: No...MY plunger is better than your plunger. FLUSH.
Gordon: NO...MY plunger is better than YOUR plunger
Alex: Extreme Plunge. Just sounds awful
Chico: I don't know. Mark Burnett is behind this, so we may have
something. I'll pastry.
Gordon: He was behind Amne$ia and we just flushed it.
Chico: Oh, he was? Well, in that case... one! Two! THREE!
Everyone: PLUNGE!!!!!
Jason: (sprays) it's rude in here
Chico: And then Gordon says...
Gordon: Weeeee
Chico: Okay, next up is...
Gordon: Chico, we need something fresh.
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THE WORLD'S STRONGEST CELEBRITY
TBA
TBA |
FLUSH |
Gordon: Can whoever wins that competition hold the door shut while the
WGA and AMPTP are making a deal?
Jason: I hope. FLUSH
Alex: Not everything Michael Davies does is golden. I'm flushing this
one too.
Chico: Welcome to reaching. Flush
Gordon: And the next event...the chuck the TV out the window toss to see
which one makes the biggest indentation in the ground. Flush.
Chico: One... Two... THREE!
Everyone: PLUNGE!!!
Jason: (sprays again)
Gordon: Weeeee
Chico: We have not pushed one thing this round... Let's try this....
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LAST RESTAURANT STANDING
BBC America
February 12 |
PUSH |
Chico: Nine couples open nine restaurants, and the last one standing
will win their own restaurant with Michelin-starred chef Raymond Blanc
backing. It's the US premiere of a BBC show on BBC America.
Gordon: It's a foodie show. Can't go wrong with a foodie show. Push.
Chico: Sure can't. And it's British. Push.
Jason: Yum. Push
Alex: I'll be the flusher. I don't like these cooking shows. Never saw
the enjoyment of it.
Chico: Gives me new ideas... as a cook. So 3-1, push. At least we see
some green, you know? Gives the toilet a break. How about...
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ROCK AND A HARD PLACE
101 (DirecTV)
9p Wednesdays |
PUSH |
Chico: Music trivia's always good.
Alex: Didn't watch it, but I relatively like music quizzes, so sure,
push
Chico: Let's push it.
Jason: I agree. Push.
Chico: Not so sure about Meat Loaf as host, but hey, let's push it
anyway.
Gordon: Meatloaf is good, and 2 out of 3 ain't bad. Push
Chico: Four pushes... Royal push. *fanfare*
Jason: lol
Chico: Bet you'd never see that. Next...
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TOP CHEF: CHICAGO
Bravo
March 12 |
PUSH |
Chico: Again, Bravo knows how to do a competition.
Jason: Agreed. PUSH hard.
Chico: I'd gladly get a taste of it... if I had Bravo. Push.
Gordon: I figure I'd hear it here, first. Push.
Alex: I'm on the flush again. Not a fan of cooking or reality really
Chico: 3-1 Push. And finally.
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FLAVOR OF LOVE 3
VH1
February 11 |
FLUSH |
Chico: Shall we dispense with the pleasantries?
Jason: yeah.
Chico: One! Two! Three!
Everyone: PLUNGE!!!!
Gordon: Weeeeeeeeee
Chico: Holy crap, that stinks.
Jason: No kidding.
Gordon: lol
Chico: Flavor Flav should not be allowed on television. That's all I'll
say about that.
Gordon: And that's all we have for Push or Flush. That's it until May,
right?.....Right?
Chico: Let's hope.
Jason: Please lets hope.
Chico: We finish big right after this.
(Brought to you by Flavor of Lunch. Toastee. Bunz. Ice. Peachee. WHoever
makes the best meal for Flava Flav gets to be part of a meat sandwich.)
Chico: ....
Jason: Oh geez.
Gordon: Who doesn't like a good full hearty meal?
Chico: ....
Jason: And we just flushed the PG rating right down the toilet.
Chico: Bring me some soup. CHUNKY!
Jason: Yummy.
Gordon: On that note, let's go to The Big Finish!
Chico: Will we see a million dollar winner on Deal?
Jason: No
Alex: Yes
Gordon: Yes*
Alex: They are carrying this mission to the end. Definitely yes.
Chico: The correct answer: yes*. And NBC is going to completely screw
the pooch on publicizing it.
Jason: Bingo. *
Gordon: And it will be during February Sweeps*
Chico: Oh yeah.*
Gordon: Will we see the new American Idol this week?
Jason: Maybe.
Chico: I think we already saw him... or her.
Gordon: Maybe. Will the women ever win an Apprentice Challenge?
Chico: No. Because all women hate each other. Especially celebrity
women.
Jason: Agreed. And Omarosa has been on a war path to make this her show.
Gordon: Not to mention that the women don't have the deep dish
connections (or are willing to use them) as the men do.
Chico: This is going to take a reorganization
Jason: I agree.
Chico: How about the guy with the 2-minute Eliminator finish on AG. How
far does he get?
Jason: Pretty far I think.
Alex: Yeah, I'd think rather far
Gordon: One more reminder to people - The Jeopardy Exam is this week.
Who's taking it?
Chico: Can't. Working. :-(
Jason: Sorry...ineligible. I would though.
Alex: Yeah I can't
Gordon: Fine. I'll take it. Cowards.
Chico: Good luck with that. Meanwhile, I'll just pull out this here
mail. It's from A Rob Hoffmann.
Gordon: lol
Chico: Thanks, Rob.
TO: WLTI
FROM: Rob Hoffmann
I am humbled and honored that my
"four hours of your life" line was
selected as the best of class in Episode 17.3" especially by a group of
game show fanatics I respect so much. Really.
I should note I am probably not "THE" Rob Hoffman(n). I am not the
Alias Software guy, nor am I the comic and "She's The Man" actor who's worked with Nick Cannon on
Wild'n'Out (although I did sound
for an improv troupe for 10 months).
I am a long-time game show fan (dating back to racing home after school
for Match Game when it was new)" the closest I've come to a game show
was getting to Television City too late for a Price is Right taping a
few years ago" and trying out for Wheel of Fortune and Weakest Link in
Richmond in the early '00s.
Ah well, enough about me.
Keep on keepin' on, but don't keep your hamsters spayed or
neutered, you know how fast you have to replace 'em.
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Jason: Welcome. And thanks for all your kind words.
Chico: Thanks for the love and hugs, Rob. Great to hear from you.
Gordon: Always. I have some more mail. Oooh. We haven't had one of these
in awhile. Name Withheld.
Chico: Weee
Jason: oh boy
TO: WLTI
FROM: Name Withheld
Hi to whom it my concern : I would like to know how can i do to
participate in the show Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader.
I was looking the way to suscribe, but my husband and I can't find
anything that give me a clue how to do it. Please can you help me ????
Thank you very much !!
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Chico: We'd love to help... but what's the problem? All I can say is
just go to fox.com/smarter and maybe they can help you out. ... Maybe.
Jason: yup.
Chico: Okay, one more mail from Intelligentfan777
TO: WLTI
FROM: Intelligentfan777
This is very prohibitory and speculative but.............what do you
think of this (first draft) list of competitors for a possible Grand
Slam 2?
David Madden
Bernie Cullen
Jamie Sadler
Dan Pawson
Celeste Dinucci
Jason Block ( Block Party comes to GSN!)
Curtis Warren
Ken Jennings
Ogi Ogas
Michael Falk
Kit Salisbury
Ashley Register
Jason Luna
Kevin Smith
George Elias
Michelle Falco ( LOL)
Okay, Ken and Ogi get to participate because they were finalists last
year. Nice to include some current champs as well. Kit would be a nice
inclusion just like Thom Mckee, and Michelle...............well, someone
has to be "Amy Kelly." (ROFL)
Seriously, this is a good roster in my opinion. Hey, U.S. Grand Slam is
proof positive that American Game Shows RULE! Historically and today,
they Rule!
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Alex: Well you have to get one or two GSN champs in there as well, two
of which in my mind are perfect, so 2 of them have to go.
Jason: I also think Bob Harris should be in. Along with Jerome Vered
Chico: I'd rather see a good GSN champ than just a throwaway slot, you
know?
Gordon: I agree. Unfortunately, Id remove Dan Pawson. Too new.
Jason: Agreed.
Gordon: Besides that, I like most of the list...but what's with that
Jason Block character?
Chico: Yea, man. Everyone loves him.
Jason: (clears throat). I am still here
Gordon: I dont know about him. I remember wiping him out at the GSC.
Overrated, if you ask me.
Chico: Heh.
Jason: Um...hello! Still here! On the Panel...can hear you talking! lol
Seriously, thank you for the honor for putting me up there with those
greats.
Chico: Anyway, that's going to do it for us. Gordon, if you had a
message, where would you send it?
Gordon: I'd send it to your local congressman. But if you wanted to send
us something, send it to wlti@gameshownewsnet.com
Chico: Or if you're on the myspace... search for wltiongsnn.
Jason: And please check out my audio podcast at blockpartypodcast.com
Chico: Big thanks to Jason Block and Alex Davis, you two were splendid
as always.
Jason: Thank you.
Alex: Any time
Gordon: For everyone at GSNN, this is Gordon saying a happy game over - and
Spread the Love.
Chico: Peace out. :-)
