Episode 4 -
'The only thing more fun than clueless game show hosts
is clueless game show contestants', says Ben, and with
that, we start with Family Feud, as a contestant names
a part of their body starting with the letter N with
Knee, a noisy bird with chipmunk, a farm animal that
people has as a pet as turkey, and a famous robber
On The Price is Right, Emma tries to change places
with anther contestant and screams at Barker's
Beauties. On Family Feud, we have a famous Bond Lady
as 'Julie'... and then 'Carol'.
Super Password. The clue is Eats. Phyllis Diller -
Masticates. Contestant - Fornicates. On Distraction,
we get people opening their mouth while soap bubbles
go flying. Jimmy Carr - 'Don't worry about bubbles
coming in your face. You can make your own Michael
Jackson joke later'.
This week's Top 5 -- The Top 5 Guest Celebrity
Moments, narrated by Star Search's favorite host, Ed
McMahon. #5 - David Letterman trying to get Boobs on
Password Plus. The clues were bosoms, tube, and
friend. It's no wonder that after that and The
Riddlers that Letterman got out of game shows and into
Late Night instead.
We get to relive the music hits of the past. We start
with 'Hit me Baby 1 More Time' as Ray Combs gets
smacked, and 'Oops I did it Again', as Jack Lemmon has
a montage of him accidentally saying the clues in
Password. We get 60's with 'The Sound of Silence' as 2
contestants don't answer to Richard Karn, who asks to
name an animal who's legs are featured on a restaurant
menu. We continue with 'Dude Looks Like a Lady' as
Gene Rayburn calls a male contestant a lady. Finally,
on Feud - 'Name Your favorite country music artist of
all time. Answer - Van Waylon.
What pisses off Bob Barker? When people start looking
under the shells in the Shell Game. There was nothing
there, and the contestant keeps the shell there. Bob
yells at her again and tells her to move it. Fast
Forward to later on in the game, where she has chips
with all of the shells - except the one that she
looked under. Bob gives her the business before
awarding her the prize.
Family Feud - Name a city in Georgia. Answer -
Alabama. Name a sport that husband and wives play
together. Answer - Kickball. Name a sport that uses a
black ball. Answers - Hockey...and then darts. Name
something usually worn only by children. Answer -
It's time to play the studio version of Feud with
Kayla Miranda. The prize for getting 100 points? Super
Poligrip Denture Adhesive! Here we go...
Question #1 - Name a type of Bear. Kayla - Koala (24).
Contestant - Papa
Question #2 - Name a real person who made a living
scaring people. Kayla - Ronald Reagan (0). Contestant
- Red Skeleton (That would be Red Skelton - which
would still be wrong).
Question #3 - Name something that falls from a tree.
Kayla - Leaves (38). Contestant - Bird Poo
Question #4 - Name a department in a supermarket.
Kayla - Produce (23). Contestant - Lingerie
Question #5 - Describe a word or phrase that could
also be used to describe your wife. Kayla - Cold (20).
Contestant - Wet. Kayla wins the Poligrip! Being that
she's in her 20's, she may have to wait awhile before
Top 5 Celebrity Moment #4 - Kirstie Alley - who at
this point was an interior designer. Her Match Game
Question - My Husband always brings home leftovers.
Unfortunately, he works in a _____. Kirstie's Answer -
Hospital, which was good. She eventually won the game
Jill, a trade show hostess is looking to play Match
Game, and is looking to win a carpet. She will win
instead... Poppycock Popcorn! The clue is Bull ______.
Her answer is Bullpen. Ben's answer is...Bullpen! She
wins the Poppycock, which you can put on a carpet, I
On Tattletales, we get a practical joke from Bert
Convy, who tells the male contestants to give up a
phony name to this question to ask their wives - what
is the husbands full name? The results are hysterical
as we see.
In the American Gladiators version name a body part
that women try to enlarge. Sabre rings in and says
breasts. Sky, the female gladiator, on cue, shakes her
boobs, and if you've ever seen American Gladiators,
then you know that those boobs are.. let's just say
supple. Another question from Feud that isn't as
naughty - Name something your car can have 2 of.
Answer - Wheels.
What's My Line - A product can be taken internally and
it's a type of pill. Jerry Lewis butts in and says
diet pills. She then asks the obese contestant if she
has ever taken them - and then is told that she has
lost 40 pounds. Oops.
Name something that comes in pairs. Answer #1 -
Bananas. Answer #2 - Lovebirds. Richard Dawson - 'You
both need help'. We then get to the rest of the family
with... children. Something that you associate with
the sea. Answer - Deck Chairs. Answer #2 - Coughing.
Name the first thing you take off after work. Answer -
Underwear! Richard - 'The next question - what time do
you get off of work?'
Distraction - if you buzz in, an electric current goes
through your body.
We get to the Child's Play segment of the show, who
describes 'Baby' as something that starts out as an
egg. Another kid asks the interviewer out to a date.
Celebrity Moment #3 - We get a What's My Line
appearance from...Ronald Reagan. Based on how he
disguised his voice, I'd have to go back to the
contestant from earlier on this hour and say yes, he's
It's time to get potty mouthed, as we hear cursing in
the UK's version of the Dating Game, as well as a
misnamed contestant. Family Feud. Tell me a slang word
for wife. Answer - Bitch. We have a cursing German
host in Sale of the Century.
Super Password. The word is Whip. The Clue is Bull...
and Betty, who's mind is in the gutter, can't hold it
together, as she finally says frog. We need Burt Convy
to help her out - and then again to censor himself
when he says that the Bonus Round went down the
Double Dare - The more horizontal this thing is kept
while in action, the more likely you'll get what
you're after. Clue #2 - In the film 'walkabout', the
lead male straps one against his thigh with his
loincloth. #3 - To use one properly, grip it firmly
with 3 fingers at the curve near the tip. #4 - If
you're weigh more than 8 ounces, don't expect it to
arc back when you're done using it. The contestant
rings in and says Boomerang. He's right. What were you
thinking it was?
Distraction - We have a sister team who are acrobats,
and Jimmy calls them lesbians. Nice guy, that Jimmy
Family Feud - Name a birthday you dread the most.
Answer - Wife's. Name a polite word or phrase that
people use to curse. Answer - Hooker
The Price is Right - Rachel takes 5 years to get a
bid. When she happens to be right, she mugs Bob.
Distraction - If you get a question right, you get to
pop a snail in your mouth.
Stacy and Todd are going to play Beat the Clock. All
they have to do is pop 4 of them using their bodies in
45 seconds. If they can do that, then Gold Bond's
medicated lotion (which they may need to use after the
stunt) will be their prize. The team completes the
stunt with seconds to spare, and they win the lotion!
Todd wants it - then sheepishly says that he's willing
to share. Heh. (C-Note: I just noticed this, but they
use the BTC2K2 music for stunts... Interesting)
Celebrity Moment #2 - 'America's Sweetheart' Meg Ryan
gets sour by talking about how she painted obscene
signs on her blinds to dissuade a peeping Tom from
looking at her.
Family Feud - Name something you keep handy near your
front door. Answer - Spittoon. Name a kind of
attraction you see in almost every parade. Answer -
Merry-Go-Round. Name something you stroke. Answer - A
Distraction - All you have to do is to retrieve
numbers - which are hung around naked people. By the
way, they have to get them with their teeth.
I'm With Stupid - How many years in a decade? 144!
The Price is Right (Australia) - We had an identity
crisis, while Jane almost suffers an emotional
breakdown. The gets the obligatory glass of water and
then gets a family member up on stage with her. She
loses the Dice Game for a holiday trip, but the host
decides to give it to her anyways, which brings more
The #1 Celebrity Moment - Johnny Carson! He gets to
the Lightning Round and gets flustered to the point
where he uses hand signals and uses the word 'Tonight'
for 'Motel'. Ed - 'Thanks for all the laughs, Johnny.'
That was touching and poignant, and that got a tear
And with that, we are all done for this episode. Awww
=(. Join us in 7 days for another wacky episode.