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American
Chopper vs. My Fair Brady/Corbin Bernsen vs. Margaret
Cho
July 29
It's the final Feud in primetime, as four
big time celebrity families, the Knights, the Teutuls, the Chos, and the
Bernsens. One of them will get a shot at $50,000. The other three...
will just be big fat losers.
First up, though, it's hogs vs. real-live Bradys, it's the Teutuls from
"American Chopper" vs. the Knights from "My Fair Brady".
TEUTUL
(dba American Chopper) playing for Make-a-Wish
Paul, son Paul Jr., son Mikey, Steve*, Ron* |
KNIGHT
playing for American Cancer Society & Precious Paws
Christopher, wife Adrianne Curry, friend Andrea*, mother Christine,
brother Nick |
*denotes non-family player
Let's play the Feud!
Round 1 (6): Name a way you can make
bathing a sexy experience.
Chris fires with bubbles in the bath... #2. Paul goes with suntan
lotion... Not there. Adrianne gets #4, rose petals. Nick thinks he has
candles... #2. American Chopper tries to steal with another person...
Number one for 48.
TEUTUL
48 |
A way you can make bathing a sexy
experience
48 |
KNIGHT
0 |
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BUBBLES/BATH OIL - Chris |
24 |
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Round 2 (7): Name something that might happen
if you laugh really, really hard.
Paul Jr. snorts... bottom of the board. Adrianne pees... Top of the
board! Rest of the Knights fart, cry, and have a stomach ache. The
Teutuls try to cough... Got it for 78 more.
TEUTUL
126 |
Something that might happen if you
laugh really, really hard
78 |
KNIGHT
0 |
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STOMACH/SIDE ACHE - Chris |
14 |
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TRIPLE (4): Name something that might be a foot
long.
Mikey WAS going to say something off-color, but he ends up with a hot
dog for #1! Rest of the Teutuls find a ruler and a foot. The Knights tr
to keep it alive with a tile... Not there! The Teutuls move on, 396-0!
TEUTUL
396 |
Something that might
be a foot long
270 |
KNIGHT
0 |
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HOT DOG/SANDWICH - Mikey |
60 |
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RULER/TAPE MEASURE - Steve |
18 |
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TRIPLE |
Which means that American Chopper will go
on to face one of these two famous families... One is headed by a former
GSN host and current USA psych. The other is headed by a current VH1
reality chick.
BERNSEN playing for his father (RIP) and Santa Monica Rape
Treatment Center
Corbin, wife Amanda Pays, son Angus, son Oliver, son Henry |
CHO
playing for the Mac AIDS Fund
Margaret, father Seung, mother Young, friends John* & Selene* |
*denotes non-family player
Let's Feud again...
Round 1 (5): 100 men, name something you'd
be embarrassed for a nurse to do to you in the hospital.
Margaret prematurely fires with shaving... Not there. Corbin's changing
clothes... #4. Amanda checks the prostate she doesn't have for #1. The
guys on the end go with cleaning. The Chos try to steal with the change
of the bedpan... Nope. 68 to the Bernsens.
BERNSEN
68 |
Something you'd be embarrassed for a
nurse to do to you in hospital
68 |
CHO
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"INDELICATE EXAM" - Amanda |
36 |
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SPONGE BATH/WIPE - Angus |
22 |
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REMOVE MY CLOTHES - Corbin |
10 |
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Round 2 (6): Name a slang term for someone who
informs on a friend.
Seung is in with a snitch... Number one! Rest of the Chos have rat
(Young) and squealer (John). The Bernsens try to take some more pointage
with a tattletale... It's there.
BERNSEN
149 |
Slang term for someone who informs on
a friend
81 |
CHO
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TRIPLE (4): Name something that's considered
rude to ask someone about.
Angus buzzes in with the price of something... Nope. Young gets #1, the
age. Rest of the Cho clan get a salary (John), weight (Selene), and how
many marriages to sweep the board clean for 231.
BERNSEN
149 |
Something that's considered rude to
ask someone about
231 |
CHO
0 |
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LOVE/SEX LIFE - Margaret |
21 |
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TRIPLE |
This Feud will be decided with...
SUDDEN DEATH: Which talk show has the
trashiest guests?
That's Oliver... "Jerry Springer." ... It wins, 428-231.
Which means in the Final, it's...
BERNSEN playing for his father (RIP) and Santa Monica Rape
Treatment Center
Corbin, wife Amanda Pays, son Henry, son Angus, son Oliver |
TEUTUL
(dba American Chopper) playing for Make-a-Wish
Paul, son Paul Jr., son Mikey, Steve*, Ron* |
*denotes non-family player
Nothing left to say except... LET'S PLAY THE FEUD!
Round 1 (5): 100 men, name something you do
when you realize you've run out of clean underwear.
Corbin gets the big one, wash. Henry freeballs, Angus wears the dirty
ones, and Corbin buys some new ones. Teutuls try to steal with...
steal... Not there! 91 to the Bernsens.
BERNSEN
91 |
Something you do when you realize
you've run out of clean undies
91 |
TEUTUL
0 |
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WEAR THEM ANYWAY - Angus |
7 |
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Round 2 (5): Name something people pick.
Paul Jr. fires with noses... #1! Rest of the Teutuls go with their teeth
(Mikey). Bernsens get a shot at it with flowers... Got it for 50 more.
BERNSEN
141 |
Something people pick
50 |
TEUTUL
0 |
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TRIPLE (4): Name something people get paid to
predict.
Mikey goes with weather... Al never thought of that. Heh. It's #1. Steve
follows with the future... Paul Jr. gets stocks... and that's it from
them. What about betting from the Bernsens? Not there! 276 to American
Chopper!
BERNSEN
141 |
Something people get paid to predict
276 |
TEUTUL
0 |
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STOCK MARKET - Paul Jr. |
6 |
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TRIPLE |
Time to play....
SUDDEN DEATH: Name something in your body
you might donate while you're still alive.
That's Steve... "KIDNEY!" ... Got it for the win, 480-141. The Bernsens
will leave with $10,000 for the Santa Monica Rape Treatment Center...
FAST MONEY
Paul and Junior play.
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Paul Jr. |
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100 men, which
occupation has the sexiest women? |
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A pet you might
have several of |
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Another
way to say that a woman is pregnant
WITH CHILD |
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A flower you
might see in a corsage |
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A way people
get around in New York City |
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124 |
TOTAL |
217 |
That's $50,000 for the American Cancer
Society!
Well, that's all she wrote for this run of the Feud. We love ya, see you
in the fall for season 10! |
