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Keeping Up
with the Kardashians vs. Prime Time Love/Tiki Barber vs.
Ed McMahon
July 22
Will it be prime time for Deion Sanders, or will he have a hard time keeping up
with the Kardashians? Can Ed McMahon finally catch a break against Tiki Barker?
The answers coming up on the board now...
First up, the Kardashians vs. the Sanders...
KARDASHIAN (Bruce Jenner, daughter Kim, wife Kris, other daughters Kourtney &
Khloe)
playing for the Dream Foundation
www.dreamfoundation.org |
SANDERS (Deion, wife Pilar, son Deion Jr., daughter Deiondra, and auntie
Annette)
playing for Sanders Claus
www.sandersclaus.org |
Okey, dokey, karaoke... Let's... PLAY THE FEUD!
Round 1 (7): What's the first thing you take off when you play strip poker?
Neon Deion fires... and it's gotta be the shoes for number one. Junior gets the
socks. Deiondra takes her shirt off. Kardashians try to steal with bra... And I
wouldn't be surprised in the least if that were the case, but they get the
points...
KARDASHIAN
83 |
First thing you take off when you play strip poker
83 |
SANDERS
0 |
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SHIRT/BLOUSE - Deiondra |
26 |
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Round 2 (5): Name a place you wouldn't want to wake up after a wild night of
partying.
Pilar goes on the street... Good for number one! Deion Jr. gets the car.
Deiondra gets a hotel. Annette gets jail. Pilar sweeps with the floor.
KARDASHIAN
83 |
A place you wouldn't want to wake up after a wild night of partying
88 |
SANDERS
88 |
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OUTSIDE/STREET - Pilar |
29 |
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STRANGER'S BED - Deiondra |
27 |
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This Feud will be decided here...
TRIPLE (4): name something kids do when their pet goldfish dies.
Kris goes with #2, burial at sea. Deion Jr. gets one better with crying. Rest of
the team goes with a funeral (Annette) and burial (Pilar) for the win, 382-83.
KARDASHIAN
83 |
Something kids do when their pet goldfish dies
294 |
SANDERS
382 |
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FUNERAL/CEREMONY - Annette |
4 |
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FLUSH DOWN TOILET - Kris |
23 |
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TRIPLE |
The Sanders family will move on to face the winners of THIS guerre des clans....
BARBER
(Tiki, wife Ginny, mother Geraldine, children's godparents Tess* &
Geoff*)
playing for the Fresh Air Fund
www.freshair.org |
McMAHON (Ed, wife Pam, son Lex, granddaughter Alex, brother in law Sandy)
playing for the Horatio Alger Association |
*denotes non-family player
Let's play!
Round 1 (6): Name something people spread.
Tiki fires with butter for #2. Ed counters with disease... #1! Rest of the
family gets peanut butter (Pam), mayo (Lex), and jelly (Alex). The Barbers want
to spread the word... Not today, friend.
BARBER
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Something people spread
75 |
McMAHON
75 |
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Next, the Feud hug...
Round 2 (4): Name a part of a woman's body that's usually larger than a man's.
"That's a no-brainer, right?" Pam shows us her boobies for #1. Then comes
backside (Lex), hips (Sandy), and little else. The Barbers go with the brain...
That works!
BARBER
94 |
Part of a woman's body that's usually larger than a man's
94 |
McMAHON
75 |
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TRIPLE (4): name something a man might ask for if he made a deal with the
Devil.
Lex craps out. Geraldine gets #3, a young bride. Tess loves money... #1. The
McMahons have another shot at it... a career up there? Nope! This one is going
to overtime.
BARBER
283 |
Something a man might ask for if he made a deal with the Devil
189 |
McMAHON
75 |
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TRIPLE |
This one is going to be decided in ...
SUDDEN DEATH: name something that gets rubbed.
That's Tess. "Chin." No. Alex? "Your back." got it! That's a win, 300-283.
Time for the final...
SANDERS (Deion, wife Pilar, son Deion Jr., daughter Deiondra, and auntie
Annette)
playing for Sanders Claus
www.sandersclaus.org |
McMAHON (Ed, wife Pam, son Lex, granddaughter Alex, brother in law Sandy)
playing for the Horatio Alger Association |
All that's left to say is... LET'S PLAY THE FEUD!
Round 1 (6): 100 married men, Name something you wouldn't want to see your wife
holding in her hand when she's really mad at you.
Deion? "A knife." Shiv is #1. Next comes a frying pan (Pilar) and divorce papers
(Deiondra). The McMahons go with a credit card... because nothing soothes the
savage beast like shopping... or not. 74 to the Sanders.
SANDERS
74 |
100 married men, something you wouldn't want to see your wife holding in her
hand when she's really mad at you
74 |
McMAHON
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DIVORCE PAPERS - Deiondra |
5 |
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Round 2 (5): Name something a man does when he notices he's getting a big gut.
Pilar is doing the diet for #2. Pam sucks it in for #3. Deion Jr. works it
out... #1! Deiondra gets new clothes for #5. No one gets #4, though. Will the
McMahons fill it in with liposuction? Yes? No? Maybe? Ed says it. It counts.
We're going to have to have a ruling on the field....
Liposuction.... Not there! 77 to the Sanders!
SANDERS
151 |
Something a man does when he notices he's getting a big gut
77 |
McMAHON
0 |
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LARGER CLOTHES - Deiondra |
8 |
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DIETS/LESS BEER - Pilar |
19 |
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TRIPLE (4): Name something you think some people do way too fast.
Lex talks for #2. Deion Jr. ... can't score with a relationship. Alex gets the
big one, drive. Ed eats and Pam marries for the sweep.
SANDERS
151 |
Something you think some people do way too fast
273 |
McMAHON
273 |
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TRIPLE |
Looks like this one is going to end in...
SUDDEN DEATH: Name something it would be unwise to do at the office Christmas
party.
This is for Fast Money. Alex? "Get too drunk." Winners, 450-151.
But Sanders Claus is toting $10,000 in its sack for the kids, though.
FAST MONEY
Pam and Lex are playing... This could get ugly.
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Pam |
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Lex |
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Besides the
lips, a part of the body people kiss
CHEEK |
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Something
people put on celery before eating it |
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A masculine
color
BLUE |
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The age when a
child is toilet trained |
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An item of
jewelry people love to wear |
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117 |
TOTAL |
223 |
Horatio Alger's are being cut a check for $50,000!
Next week, bikers, a comic, a game show hosting actor... and a Brady. It all
adds up to the season finale. |
