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The Office
vs. American Gladiators/Hickeys vs. Camden County
All-Stars
July 8
Tonight, it's a battle of the TV shows, as the cast of My Name is Earl invades
the Feud, pitting the Hickey family vs. the Camden County All-Stars. But first,
the casts of The Office take on people noticeably larger and tougher than they
are... Laila Ali and her team of American Gladiators.
THE
OFFICE playing for Children's Advocacy Center of NE Pennsylvania
Brian Baumgartner ("Kevin")
Phyllis Smith ("Phyllis")
Kate Flannery ("Kate")
Oscar Nunez ("Oscar")
Creed Bratton ("Creed") |
AMERICAN GLADIATORS playing for the Women's Sports Foundation
Laila Ali
Don "Wolf" Yates
Beth "Venom" Horn
Mike "Titan" O'Hearn
Monica "Jet" Carlson |
Round 1 (6): 100 married women: Name someone who comes to your door that you might be
tempted to have an affair with.
Laila fires with the mailman. Mailman delivers for #1. The rest of the Glads try
out cable guy, pool guy, gardener, and delivery guy. The Office tries to steal
with pizza delivery... Not there! Gladiators get 81.
THE
OFFICE
0 |
Someone who comes to your door that you
might be tempted to have an affair with
81 |
AMERICAN GLADIATORS
81 |
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Round 2 (6): Name something people blow up.
Wolf fires with balloons for #1. The rest of the Gladiators get dolls (heh),
fireworks, and mailboxes. The Office goes with balls for the steal... Not there
again!
THE
OFFICE
0 |
Something people blow up
62 |
AMERICAN GLADIATORS
143 |
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TRIPLE (4): Name something people practice doing in a very sexy way.
Kate jumps in with talking on the phone. It's #2. Venom dances... #3. Oscar
tries makeup... Nope. Creed tries kissing... #4. That leaves number one. Brian
tries making the whoopee... Strike two. Phyllis walks... might as well ask
someone sexy... That's a sweep!
THE OFFICE
234 |
Something people practice doing in a
very sexy way
234 |
AMERICAN GLADIATORS
143 |
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TRIPLE |
No one's reached 300, so we're going to... SUDDEN DEATH!
Sudden Death: 100 married men, name something your mother does better than your wife
does.
That's Oscar. "Cook!" With the pose... and the win, 447-143.
Which means that the Office will move onto the final round against one of these
two teams...
HICKEY
playing for Family Crisis Resources
Earl Hickey (Jason Lee)
Randy Hickey (Ethan Suplee)
Joy Turner (Jaime Pressly)
Darnell "Crabman" Turner (Eddie Steeples)
Catalina Aruca (Nadine Velazquez) |
CAMDEN COUNTY
ALL-STARS playing for New Hope Housing of Alexandria, VA
TV's Tim Stack (Tim Stack)
Patty the Daytime Hooker (Dale Dickey)
Wilford (Tim's agent Wilford)
Kenny James (Gregg Binkley)
Nescobar-A-Lop-Lop (Abdoulaye N'Gom) |
It should be noted that all of the cast are appearing in character... Hooray.
Round 1 (5): 100 women, Name someone you hate to read about the guy you almost
married.
Tim fires with that he's got more money... Number one! Camden County follows up
with being a criminal. The Hickeys are going to go with ... that he was your
cousin... Oh dear, it's going to be one of those Feuds... Tell you what, if it's
there, I'll give you the money myself. It isn't.
HICKEY
0 |
Someone you hate to read about the guy
you almost married
55 |
CAMDEN COUNTY
55 |
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HE'S A CRIMINAL - Wilford |
23 |
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... Kenny.
Round 2 (4): Name something that makes more noise the older it gets.
Patty fires with a car for #1. AND she passes. Babies, washing machines, and...
gogo boots, moustaches and licorice sticks... No, no, and no. Camden County goes
with a fridge... Got it!
HICKEY
0 |
Something that makes more noise the
older it gets
77 |
CAMDEN COUNTY
132 |
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WASHING MACHINE - Crabman |
8 |
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Triple (4): Name something women wear that hurt.
Joy fires with... well, she started to say nipple ring, but the buzzer got her.
Wilford gets the big one, high heels. The all-stars follow with a bra, thong
panties, and a girdle for the sweep and the win.
HICKEY
0 |
Something women wear that hurt
291 |
CAMDEN COUNTY
423 |
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TRIPLE |
Meaning that it's going to be The Office vs... THESE guys.
THE
OFFICE playing for Children's Advocacy Center of NE Pennsylvania
Brian Baumgartner ("Kevin")
Phyllis Smith ("Phyllis")
Kate Flannery ("Kate")
Oscar Nunez ("Oscar")
Creed Bratton ("Creed") |
CAMDEN COUNTY
ALL-STARS playing for New Hope Housing of Alexandria, VA
TV's Tim Stack (Tim Stack)
Patty the Daytime Hooker (Dale Dickey)
Wilford (Tim's agent Wilford)
Kenny James (Gregg Binkley)
Nescobar-A-Lop-Lop (Abdoulaye N'Gom) |
All I can say is God
help Camden County. Let's start the final Feud!
Round 1 (6): Name something a woman might do if she found out that her boyfriend was
cheating on her.
Brian says "get physical with him"... #2, under hurt/kill. Tim tries the same
thing.. then goes with divorce him... Dump him, #1. Camden County follows with
... tape him singing in his underwear and put it on YouTube... I only wish I was
kidding. The Office goes with returning the favor... That is, having an affair
herself. That works.
THE OFFICE
67 |
Something a woman might do if she found
out that her boyfriend was cheating on her
67 |
CAMDEN COUNTY
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Round 2 (5): Name a sexy Jessica.
Phyllis gets the big one, Jessica Simpson. The rest of the Scranton crew follows
up with Jessica Alba. Camden County tries to steal with Jessica Tandy. The team
wanted Jessica Rabbit. Al wanted Jessica Rabbit. I wanted Jessica Rabbit. It
didn't happen that way.
THE OFFICE
138 |
A sexy Jessica
71 |
CAMDEN COUNTY
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JESSICA SIMPSON - Phyllis |
36 |
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Moral of the story... There's playing in character, and then there's playing in
character.
Triple (4): Name something about their fathers that kids brag about.
Wilford fires with that their actually their father. Umm... no. Kate's dad is
bigger and stronger for #1. Oscar's dad is richer. Brian's dad is smarter.
Camden County gets one last chance to force it into overtime. Tim has it... "My
dad's not in jail.".... And it's the Office!
THE OFFICE
375 |
Something about their fathers that kids
brag about
237 |
CAMDEN COUNTY
0 |
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GOOD JOB/INCOME - Oscar |
29 |
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TRIPLE |
If it's any consolation, their charity is going away with $10,000.
But it's Brian and Oscar in...
FAST MONEY
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Brian |
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Oscar |
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100 married
men, something your wife stops doing when she's mad at you |
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Something you
need to play pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey with
BLINDFOLD |
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A big shoe size
for a man |
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Something a
married couple might have two of |
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Part of the
body that bends
KNEE/LEG |
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90 |
TOTAL |
237 |
That's $50,000 for the Children's Advocacy Center of Northeastern Pennsylvania!
Two more families will Feud it out next time. See you soon! |