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Bill
Engvall vs. Larry the Cable Guy/Vivica A. Fox vs.
Mo'Nique
July 15
Tonight, two kings of blue-collar comedy take dead aim at each other, then two
queens of ethnic comedy pretty much do the same thing.
And it's all about what the survey said, per the usual gig.
First, though, it's the family of Bill Engvall vs. the family of Larry the Cable
Guy.
Before we begin, Bill has an announcement. No matter who wins or loses, Bill and
Larry are going to give each of their charities $50,000. So this match is
strictly for pride.
NOW... Time to git-er-done.
Round 1 (6): Tell me a traffic sign that best describes your love life.
Larry fires with yield... #2! Bill goes one better with stop. Rest of the family
strikes out. The Whitneys try to steal it with ... "a go sign". That works.
ENGVALL
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Traffic sign that best describes your love life
57 |
WHITNEY
57 |
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Round 2 (7): Give me another word for "throw up".
Gail's in with puke... #2. Cara vomits for #1! Rest of the family barfs,
regurgitates, upchucks, and... sucks. The Engvalls score an easy 93 from hurl.
ENGVALL
93 |
Another word for "throw up"
93 |
WHITNEY
57 |
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Triple (4): Name a fib men tell about themselves at singles bars.
Tom goes with being rich for #2. Emily goes with single for #1. Meanwhile, I'm
not so sure what's worse... the fact that Jeanne said "I'm hung" or the fact
that it's #3. Bill sweeps it with age for the win, 357-57.
ENGVALL
357 |
A fib men tell about themselves at singles bars
267 |
WHITNEY
57 |
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THEY ARE SINGLE - Emily |
34 |
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TRIPLE |
The Engvalls will meet the winners of this match between Vivivca A. Fox's family
and that of Mo'Nique...
FOX (Vivica, sister Alecia, brother Marvin, niece Sharday, brother William)
playing for the American Red Cross
www.redcross.org |
JACKSON (Mo'Nique, husband Sidney, cousin Eric, brother Rodney, cousin Terence)
playing for Crystal Stairs
www.crystalstairs.org |
Round 1 (7): Name something Donald Trump has that's big.
Mo'Nique goes with the obvious, the bank account... That's top answer! Rest of
the family gets hotels, houses, toupees, and ego. The Foxes go with an
aircraft... Not there! 85 to the Jacksons.
FOX
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Something Donald Trump has that's big
85 |
JACKSON
85 |
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BANK ACCOUNT/MONEY - Mo'Nique |
35 |
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CASINOS/HOTELS - Sidney |
26 |
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Round 2 (5): Name something men never remember that women never forget.
Sidney goes with putting the toilet seat down... #5. Alecia's anniversary is top
of the board. The foxy Foxes...strike out. The Jacksons can take it with taking
out the trash... Nope!
FOX
57 |
Something men never remember that women never forget
57 |
JACKSON
85 |
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TOILET SEAT DOWN - Sidney |
2 |
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Triple (4): Name something that breaks out
Marvin: "Teenagers... Acne, baby." That's number one! Rest of the Foxes get
inmates, but the Jacksons can win here. They go with a breakout performance...
No! Foxes win, 339-85!
FOX
339 |
Something that breaks out
282 |
JACKSON
85 |
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TRIPLE |
Okay, we have our two winners, and now it's time for them to meet for the first
time...
FOX (Vivica, sister Alecia, brother Marvin, niece Sharday, brother William)
playing for the American Red Cross
www.redcross.org |
ENGVALL (Bill, wife Gail, daughter Emily, son Travis, mother Jeanne)
playing for the Brent Eley House
http://www.brentsplace.org/ |
Nothing left to do but say those magical words... LET'S PLAY THE FEUD!
Round 1 (6): Tell me a place where you deliberately lied to save your skin.
... Bill? Nothing! Vivica hears the whole question... and gets #4, the police.
Alecia gets #1, on the job. Home, court, school, and church sweep the board!
FOX
90 |
A place where you deliberately lied to save your skin
90 |
ENGVALL
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WORK/INTERVIEW - Alecia |
20 |
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Round 2 (6): Name something every good couch potato needs.
Gail fires with remote for #1. Rest of the Engvalls go with junk food, a couch,
pillows, and a friend. The Foxes can steal with a TV guide... Not there! We have
a two-point feud!
FOX
90 |
Something every good couch potato needs
92 |
ENGVALL
92 |
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REMOTE CONTROL/TV - Gail |
52 |
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Triple (4): Name something that gets ripped.
Marvin goes with clothing... #1! Family follows up with people and paper. The
Engvalls has one last shot at it with a heart... NO! Foxes win, 372-92.
FOX
372 |
Something that gets ripped
282 |
ENGVALL
92 |
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CLOTHES/NYLON - Marvin |
49 |
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PAPER/JUNK MAIL - Alecia |
33 |
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TRIPLE |
But the Engvalls aren't losers. Aside from the $50,000 that Bill was going to
give anyway, the Feud is adding on $10,000.
FAST MONEY
Vivica and Sharday are playing this round.
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Sharday |
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Vivica |
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A magazine or
newspaper that celebrities hate
NATIONAL ENQUIRER |
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At what age is
a teenager the most obnoxious
15/16 |
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Something a
woman wants to be big and fancy
A HOUSE |
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Something beer
comes in |
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Something angry
people do
YELL/SCREAM |
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66 |
TOTAL |
191 |
But that's okay, because they're giving $25,000 to the American Red Cross.
And that's all she wrote for this week. Let's do it again next week, yeah? |