"Cowboy Guacamole" -
We start with Eric D. & Tiffany's adventure with Eric
R. & Yancy, while the others go to the stalls for a preg-check.
You know what that means... Get a glove, go up the birth
canal, and into the uterus. Lance is stained with
"cowboy guacamole". And it doesn't end with just Lance.
Soon everyone either feels a baby or gets dookied. But
because of the penalty, Bill & Annette have to check two
Meanwhile, the two
couples are rewarded with downtime at a waterfall, where
Eric R. is treated to Yancy's boobs, while we're treated
to Jimmy Buffett. Rocco may have lost the two couples
today, but tomorrow, it's back to training for the
rodeo, which is still eight days away.
Next day, the mechanical
bull. Remember, heels even with the rope, head down,
chest out, hand up. It seems like we still have problems
in that area. "It takes heart and desire to be a
cowboy," as Eric R. demonstrates. Lance.. definitely
lacking in both. But Yancy looks like she's being pushed
to her limits, as she says that $25,000 or $25 million
isn't enough to get hurt.
The next event, pole
bending. The object, weave the poles as fast as you can.
Broken patterns are disqualified. Each pole down is five
seconds added to your time. Annette (:39) seems to have
the best form. Bill (:37) likewise. Tom (:41) is
literally hard to control. Sandra's run (1:23) you could
time with a sundial. Vicky knocks three poles over for a
final time of :51. Lance (:48) has no natural horse
sense. Tiffany (:36) and Eric D. (DQed) are polar
opposites. Eric R. (:32) is the best. Yancy is DQed on a
broken pattern (fear). Bill & Annette win.
Now to fence some cows,
one herd separate from the other by barbed wire. Ow. And
the only thing you have to help you out... A weed
whacker. Then to calf shaving for TB. The secret is in
the sleeper hold once you get a rope on him, as Bill
demonstrates. Winner winner, lobster dinner. Vicky &
Lance.. not so much. Eric R (whipped) and Yancy
(whip)... even worse.
But the worst is yet to
come, as one of Tom's calves decides to go for the money
shot once Sandra gets a rope and lets it go. You never
let go of your rope. End result, Tom is faceplanted into
the ground. "We need a medic," Judd calls as Sandra's
cries go unheeded for the moment.
Sandra just wants to go
home, but Tom decides to cowboy up. Rocco asks if he
knows where he is, to which he answers... "Cowboy U..
Now to rewards and
penalties. It's the last time, as the next time will be
cut. Rewards go to Bill & Annette, as they get a sunset
dinner for two at the beach. Now Judd gets to deal the
pain. That penalty goes to Tom & Sandra. The penalty is
to stack hay and feed the animals. Rocco says that they
have all the heart in the world, but heart is not enough
in crunch time.
Tomorrow, Rocco has to
cut one couple.
Pony up to episode 5.