"Cowboy Fries" -
So the cowboys have arrived, and the first four days
are in the books at Cowboy U. Lance & Vicky are seen as
threats both in the game and in their abrasive
personalities. Meanwhile, Bill & Annette need to Cowboy
Up for the next phase in boot camp. But first, it's a
stop off to muck out some stalls.
Helping out Rocco while
he's on Hawaii is Kaleo. They take up Ranch Fries
(Rocco's favorite, only eaten when bull calves are
castrated... hint hint) and poi (Kaleo's favorite).
Next up, mad cow
milking. They only have to get one drop. Tom of Team
Legally Pirated milks a drop in :24 after Rocco has to
step in. Eric R. of Latin Heat git'r'done in :14. The
other half, Yancy, gets it in :52. Both members of Team
Double-Threat (Bill & Annette) rock it, while Lance of
Team Hollywood only has :32, but the winner is Tiffany
of Team Green Acres with :08.
And Lance thinks it's a
Now to chicken penning
in 90 seconds. Winners: ... well, everyone, as it turns
into a giant mudfight between Team Hollywood (Lance &
Vicky) and everyone else. Apropos music in the
background: "Why does everybody want to kick my ass?"
Rocco doesn't like it, as he says that it's time to put
him - and everyone else - on notice. They shook and made
up, though, Lance and Eric R.
And speaking of which,
Lance & Vicky head out in their sunset champagne ride.
And everyone is happy about it. They return with a peace
offering of alcohol, but they bring in a reputation of
crap. Rocco is concerned about teamwork, citing the
second Cowboy Code.
Lance wanted to see how
many buttons he could push, but having done so, it's
time for a little change. But first, a shower for the
horses. Of course, according to Judd, "the funnest thing
about washing horses... is a WATER FIGHT!!!" And not
even the cameraman is immune.
But now, it's time for
reward & penalty. Reward goes to Yancy & Eric R. after a
stellar comeback. They get to go swimming on the beach
while everyone else gets to do chores. That's not the
penalty, though. Everyone likes them. Penalty goes to
Lance & Vicky... well, Lance, mostly. Tonight, they have
to scrub everyone's saddle, including Judd and
Rocco's... with a toothbrush.
Hey, those don't look
Cowboy up to episode 3