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If you don't know your Bible... you haven't got a prayer in this charity tournament. Recaps by Pierre Kelly, GSNN
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Book 2: Chapter 4:40
- Righteous Rubies/Holy Rollers/Red Roots
First off....
YOU DON'T KNOW ME FROM ADAM
10 points up for grabs if they could guess these biblical figures from
pictures. First one....
1. I'm a confirmed bachelor. Sorry, ladies.
The Sisters ring in with Jeremiah, but it's not it. Here's the
rest....
2. I was a snake handler, but not by choice!
3. I got shipwrecked more times than Gilligan. Rubies sinks the floater with Paul and it's GOOD! Next one....
1. I'm totally a valley girl.
2. I will work for shekels- don't judge me!
The Rubies couldn't come up with it after buzzing in, so they're
buzzed. Last clue up for grabs....
3. I get more secrets than the Nazirite Enquirer.
Also the name of an evening radio host, the Sisters get it back with Delilah. Hey Now! There's one more....
1. You know what I don't like? Little kids.
2. You know what else I don't like? Other kings. The Rubies get it with Goliath, but the Sisters make it 2 in a row with Herod. The SIsters are way out in front with 20, but this biblical brainbender over the break may change. It's for 25.
The females get 75, but the Rubies gets 42. The survey says
it's.....75 percent, the chicks rock! To put it this way, the Rubies
have 15 and the Sisters of Mary have 35. Our next round is....
BOOK 'EM DANIEL
The way it works is this....
put seven books of The Bible in the correct order and stack
them alternating horizontally & vertically; only the first team to
finish gets the 50.
Got that....and.....GO!
In case you're wondering what the correct order was, it's.....
CORRECT ORDER: Deuteronomy, Judges, 2 Chronicles, Ezra,
Job, Obadiah & Haggai
And it looks like the Righteous Rubies take that one. 55 to them while
everybody else stays put. 2-player action now as we head to.....
MY TWEET LORD
The Rubies get this tweet:
"@________: Just saved the meal AND the Prophets! Made
poisonous stew edible by adding a pinch of flour. #eatyourheartoutMarthaStewart
They tried Samuel, but it left a bad taste in their mouth. Should've
tried Elisha, because that was teh right answer. The Sisters of Mary
have this....
"@________: Messiah's coming and I'm calling it. I'll be a
shoo-in for most quoted Prophet! #TakeThatHaggai"
They take Isaiah and take 50 to their total. The Rubies end with
this....
"@________: Paul wrote a 'chillax' letter to the master I
escaped from. Looks like I'm going back to work! Yay? #StillFreeEitherWay"
John the Slave they say? Nope. It's Oneisumus. The Sisters keep
rolling and we have....
THE CHOSEN PEOPLE'S COURT
Take a look at these court cases as the Rubies begin with this.....
(The Case of the Bruising Benjamite):
Plantiff: A servant working for a Benjamite winemaker Defendant: The winemaker Case: Servant claims his tooth was knocked out by the winemaker in a fit of rage; the servant's suing for damages. According to Exodus 21:27, how should the case be resolved- the servant's set free, the servant pokes out the master's eye or there's no penalty?
They say no penalty, but we say no. It's setting free. The Sisters
have this.....
(The Case of the Bloodthirsty Bovine):
P: A slave owner D: The owner of the bull next door C: The bull got loose & killed his neighbor's slave; the neighbor's seeking Biblical justice. According to Exodus 21:28-32, which is always a consequence when someone gets killed by a bull- the bull's owner goes to jail, the bull's stoned to death or the bull's killed & eaten?
They get stoned to death and it's....CORRECT. The Rubies end with
this.....
(The Case of the Bumped-Off Burglar):
P: A thief's brother D: A woman who was burglarized C: The woman killed the thief while he was attempting to rob her house. According to a loophole found in Exodus 22:2-3, the woman would be found guilty of bloodshed if the thief was what- a relative, killed after sunrise or poor & stealing food?
They chose poor & stealing food, but it's actually killed after
sunrise. The SIsters continue to run into the ground with 135, but
everybody else stays put. This round may or may not change. It's.....
THE CHOSEN THREE
The Sisters get to go first, they want to know the three body parts of
Aaron did Moses anoint.
right earlobe, tongue, right thumb, sole of right foot,
forehead or right big toe?
They get the right earlobe, big toe and thumb.....and they're ALL
RIGHT!
The Rubies want to know the 3 male relavtives of Naomi all dead in the
first chapter of Ruth:
Eliphaz, Kilion, Jehoshaphat, Mahlon, Elimelek or Orpah?
They get Kilion and Mahlon, but Eliphaz....isn't it. Elimelek is the
one. Maybe the Rubies would get in if they know the ages of the kings
according to Kings 2:
five, seven, eight, 10, 12 or 18?
They get 7 & 8, but no 5. 12 is the one and hi-fives to them while the
Rubies get pinned with $2500 more to their total. It's an All-girl
catfight as our Bible Study Showdown has this on the menu.....
MIRACLES OF JESUS
Let's hope the Rubies pull of a miracle, so into the rooms they go
with the notable absence of Gary Schyman and the Bioshockers.
The rubies get...8, but the last answer was a mispronouncation, so
that don't count. The Sisters may pull a hail mary.....and they do
with 3/4 of the clock left. In case you were wondering, Bethesda was
the one that trip up the pronounciation. The Sisters are in the
finals. But we got 9 more teams to see who else will have another
semifinal. So until then....
THOU SHALT SEE YOU NEXT WEEK!!
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