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The girls are falling for
the geeks. Apparently being forced to spend time with
the geeks ahs forced them to realize that the geeks (I
know, no need for the quotes) are real guys just like
the Abercrombie models (wait, did I suggest Abercrombie
guys are real?)
Quickly, Bryan McFayden whisks off the competitors to a
private room where they are informed of their next
challenges. The Guys: Womens fashion. The Girls: Rocket
Science. Haute couture and nuclear powered
transportation? Wow, the WB is getting a little hoity
toity. Dont worry, the culture is about to drop. And
doing the honors of the buzzkill is NBA Dancer, Krystal!
Krystals bored. She doesnt want to study rocket
science because it is sooooo boring. Excuse, me, but
Krystal, the next time you are offered a potential
$250,000 to study something dull for a couple of hours,
please dont whine to America about it.
rest of the girls are ignoring the rocketry loving the
fact that tutoring the guys now gives them an extra
excuse to spend more time in their closets. The guys are
cultured in the stylings of Louis Vuitton purses and
Stiletto heels. Like any true geek, these guys dont
care and according to Chuck they are, absolutely
astounded that there are people who actually took
clothes this seriously.
flipside, the guys are talking in way too big of terms
in trying to explain rocket science. Bill goes as far as
to refer to a parachute as a recovery device. Bill, the
only thing these girls know about parachutes are
parachute pants, and they like totally went out of style
are treated to a heartfelt moment from Caitilin who
tells us why she is trying so hard at this game. She
says that she never really has felt that she was smart
and that this is her opportunity to prove herself wrong.
Mind you Caitilin, this is not the best competition to
go against to measure your intellect. On an encouraging
note, at least she is reading her book and not throwing
it into the pool like Lauren.
Challenge #1: Rocket Science
the girls are given stations with all of the tools to
make a simple bottle rocket and were talking the
2-liter bottle baking soda and vinegar kind. The first
beauty to launch her rocket above the red tape about 20
feet in the air wins immunity for her team and the right
to send one team to the elimination room. Couldnt they
come up with a more intimidating name than the
5 seconds it becomes clear who has a shot to win. Lauren
cant even attach the rockets fins while Krystal and
Caitilin are the only beauties moving smoothly. Krystal
out in the lead attempt to launch her rocket first and
the white foam spray uncontrollably all over her (insert
your own joke here) about ten seconds later, Caitilin is
shaking her rocket and with a firm grip she plants it
against the table allowing the white foam to shoot
vertically launching her rocket to victory (again,
insert your own joke here).
gives Caitilin and Chuck 3 wins in a row and more
importantly guarantees that they will be around for
Challenge #2: Fashion Faux Pas
that evening the Geeks meet at the bottom of the
staircase to hear that they are going shopping. Their
fashion challenge will involve purchasing their partner
3 outfits, evening wear, casual wear and swimsuit.
quickly the guys realize that they are screwed because
they spent their time studying the knowledge of fashion
and didnt even know what their partners sizes were.
Richard while shopping tried to get around this problem
by guesstimating that Mindi was the female version of
him. No comment. (OK, comment. Why does this make me
think back to Family Matters and when Steve Urkel would
dress in drag and be Myrtle Urkel?
Meanwhile, Chuck goes about using a different approach
by asking the sales ladies what their measurements are
so that he can estimate off of them. Surprisingly, none
of the sales ladies seemed offended. Im sensing a new
pick up line. Hi, Im a geek on a reality show, how
bigs your chest?
werent many other shopping highlights from the other
guys so lets go back to that constant fount of
entertainment, Richard. Rich is seeking thongs. When
shown where the thongs are he complains that the strip
of fabric is too thick to be butt floss. As a result, he
decides to find something in an animal print instead.
home from shopping the guys let the girls in on their
little excursion but arent allowed to show the clothes
yet. Everyone wants to know if they got the sizes right.
By George, Chuck did guessing that Caitilin was a 6.
However Richard is befuddled and thinks Mindi doesnt
exist when he find out that Mindi is a size 0.
Apparently he though 2 was the smallest size and bought
a 4 while 0s are almost negative.
Scarlet probes Shawn about how sexy the clothing he
bought for her is and Shawn is less than confident. Like
a good cheerleader, Scarlet tells him that she is sure
everything will be great. And with that we will move to
the bedroom where we will get a little more of Scarlet.
Apparently, Scarlets back and shoulders are really
tight so she asks Chuck to give her a back massage
(Apparently, he won last weeks competition for a
reason). Straddling Scarlet (yes, I said STRADDLING),
Chuck works into her back like a pro and a few minutes
later asks to slide down her bra straps. Apparently
Chucks got game, and the bra straps come down. Then
comes the Spanish, which apparent both understand.
Scarlet asks if Chuck has had a girlfriend and he
replies of course to which Scarlet asks if he has ever
had a Latin girlfriend. Es muy caliente en la cama (Its
very hot in the bed!). This all rolls into a deep
conversation where Chuck professes his love to Scarlet
saying that he cant express his feeling very well but
that he thinks she is the prettiest girl in the house
(wonder if he waited until someone left to say this),
and that he would like to spend more time with her.
Scarlet sweetly accepted the compliment and accepted his
proposal (had it been a real proposal there probably
would have been a rejection, but this is reality TV
where everything is always perfect, wait, isnt that
Challenge #2 Revisited: Runway Hijinx
finally finish challenge #2, the girls will be modeling
the outfits picked by their partners while expert judge
who have styled the likes of Lindsay Lohan will dole out
the final scores.
now, the first annual Beauty and the Geek runway
worked it in a brown dress with plunging neckline and
starburst bedazzle that fit her like a glove.
then came out in the same dress but in green and 2 sizes
Scarlet sashayed a scintillating black dress, size 1
down the runway, a perfect fit with her body and her
Krystals black dress clearly has come from the popular
line of hefty cinch-sak as it has no place of the
Caitilin comes out in a poofy pink pastel sundress with
a sparkly black sweater shawl; an outfit a little
overdone for the judges tastes.
looks like shes ready for summer vacation in her
turquoise striped top and white layered skirt. Another
hit with the judges.
Mindis pink and white top with jean skirt left
something to be desired.
Scarlet perfectly squeezed into a teal top and jeans
that hugged her body in all the right places.
Krystal looked much better in a tight brown tank and
then came the train wreck again, Caitilin in oversized
brown corduroy pants with blue tank and pink sweater
is looking hot in a white floral bikini; once again the
fit is superb.
came out in a leopard print string bikini that was so
big it provided full coverage. It looked as if she had
poopy in her pants. (She said it, not me)
Scarlet possibly go wrong in black two-piece that
accentuates her flawless bottom? I think not. Shawn even
said it inspired his arousal factor
Krystal is working the brown bikini with god ring clasp,
but if she works it ay harder, her breasts are likely to
pop out. Mind you, this isnt HBO; we cant have that
sort of thing.
is until, Choo! Choo! Here comes Caitilin in a bikini 3
sizes too small with her buttocks hanging out. Parents
cover your childrens eyes or puberty may get a jump
for the Judges final decision. Its Scarlet and Shawn!
Lauren Im sure was a close second and Caitilin a
distant 5th, maybe 6th. That means
Scarlet and Shawn along with Caitilin and Chuck from the
previous challenge are immune, more importantly that
means the massage oils will continue to flow for Scarlet
major things happen between the last challenge and the
Richard starts his stupid alliance act again and pisses
Chuck off, again.
Chuck and Caitilin nominate Richard and Mindi & Scarlet
and Shawn nominate Bread and Krystal.
Mindy spoons Richard keeping good on her promise from
the first night, making Richard wish they were going to
be eliminated more often.
elimination room the ladies are quizzed on Astronomy
while the guys are quizzed on fashion.
many times in a year does the earth travel around the
sun? With a quick answer of 1, Mindi scores 1.
is the event called when the moon passes directly
between the sun and the earth and casts a shadow on the
earth surface? Krystal answers lunar eclipse to which
Brad points out that she was so close. Correct Answer:
Solar eclipse. (You have to wonder if she would have
gotten away with just saying eclipse). Score 1-0
is the name of the famous comet that passes earth every
76 years? Another quick answer (Halleys Comet) scores
Mindi another point. 2-0
star is closest to the Earth? With a guess, (a guess?!?)
Krystal answers the Sun and gets on the board. Score 2-1
which state are the space shuttles launched? Mindi
answers Florida sweeping for 3.
planet is named for the Roman goddess of Love and
Beauty? Now Krystal, Jupiter?!?
.hmm, dont think thats
right Krystal. Try Venus, you probably shave with it.
score at the end of the ladies quiz puts Brad up against
the wall, he and Krystal down 3-1 to Mindi and Richard.
is up first.
the 4 legged animals depicted in the trademarks for the
following fashion lines: Lacoste, Le Tigre, Ralph
Lauren. 2 out of 3 aint bad but it aint a point
either. Brad knew Le Tigre was tiger and Ralph Lauren
was a horse, but the Gator of Lacoste escaped him. Score
Richard answers this next question right, Mindi and
fashion label DKNY, the DK refers to what designer? With
a long period of pensive thought (Thank you Captain
Redundant!) Richard is only able to muster the answer
Devon Klein. Donna Karan would have locked up the game.
Brad must answer correctly to stay in the game.
upscale department store has the same name as a popular
kids entertainment character? With no guess, Brad and
Krystal will be going home, but dont worry, Barney
thats it for another episode of Beauty and the Geek!
Wait, thats not it? What now?
crap! Just before Krystal leaves, Richard plants a kiss
on her. Lip to lip! He has now kissed his first girl!
First base! His lips are de-virginized! Ok, well maybe
that is going too far, but congratulation to Richard and
Mindi for staying in the game and congratulation to
Richards lips for getting in the game. Next week, the
guys get makeovers, so expect the romance to heat up.
See you then.