Our
Team Is Screwed
July 22
THE STORY SO FAR! Britney noticed
something interesting about the memory wall. Not only do the players
have keyholes and pictures, but so do the coaches. That is the moment
when Willie decides to rally the house together to play the game for
real. One or two more Hantz Outbursts sends Kara out in a 5 to 3 vote
and gives Frank the keys to the HOH Room. But tonight, it all comes to a
head.
It's still day 13 in the house, and the
house is dealing with the news that the Coaches Competition will have an
added crutch: the winning coach can grant immunity to a player or trade
one for another.
Meanwhile, Dan is down to one player,
Danielle. But remember, as long as you have one chip, you have one
chance. Boogie thinks that this vote is more the House vs. Willie than
Frank vs. Kara. So what was Willie doing afterwards? He thinks that the
worst person could have won HOH. Shane thinks that he's a hot head who
doesn't treat people with respect AND that he's questioning his alliance
with him. Janelle is also questioning her ties, saying that Britney
can't keep her players in line.
Dan's play for Danielle? Keep her close
to Janelle's team. That way, when all hell breaks loose, they have
another bargaining chip.
Jojo tells Frank that she can trust him.
"Who wants to see my HOH Room?" Not
Willie. Meanwhile, inside the HOH room, Frank's got a T-shirt: "Julie
Chen is my homegirl." Also, a picture of Li'l Boogie, Mike's son
Brady.
That was awkward.
Britney tells Willie that she's putting
her reputation on the line. No one wants to be attached to a sinking
ship. She's convinced that Shane and Jojo are going up if Willie wins
the POV. He has to learn to keep his mouth shut or else he's going home.
But the thing is... he knows that he's a problem.
So what exactly is a wenis? Apparently
it's part of your elbow. Yeah, I'll believe that. I'll also believe that
Shane and Danielle are in a bit of a flirtationship. Not a full-blown
showmance yet. "If something happens, it'll be because it's real." They
always believe that, Danielle...
The Coaches are talking about their
competition to be held shortly. Britney is thinking about trading or
cutting her losses. Boogie decides to convince Britney to cut her
losses. She says she's not an idiot.
A new day arrives, and Janelle's talking
about her new family that she had to leave behind to play the game.
Dan... same thing.
Back in the Have-Not Room, Boogie tells
Ian not to force anything if he wants to "date" Ashley while in the
House. Boogie thinks that this'll help Ian be a little more comfortable
not only around women but around everyone else. Luckily, Ashley's game
for it. And hey... a bowtie. Bowties are cool. I'll believe Ian & Ashley
more than I'll believe Shane & Danielle.
Shane and Jojo are in a bad situation
because of Willie, and right now he's trying to think about how he's
going to play the game.
COACHES COMPETITION #2: Phat Stacks
Transfer all your cash from one side of
the balance beam to the pedestal on the other side. You can only take
one brick at a time. If your money falls, or you do, you're out. Last
one standing, or the first to stack all their cash and hit the buzzer at
the end, wins.
Boogie could've won it... but he jumped
off the beam before he hit the button. Stupid Boogie is stupid. And
Janelle is the winner!
So what will Janelle decide? She
decides... to save Ashley this week. Not only will she do that, she also
assigns Have-Nots... Those four are Willie, Jojo, Shane, and Ian.
"I've never seen a bigger group of (^_^)
in my life." And it begins. He calls the females (^_^)s, starts a fight
with Joe, and causes the feeds to go down for a few moments.
"Willie, go to the back bedroom.
Houseguests, do not follow him."
Everyone is wise to heed Big Brother's
words. But BB is not done yet...
"Willie, come to the DR NOW."
... but Willie is! So what happens now?
Here's Allison over the Voice of God...
"As you know, violence is not tolerated
in the Big Brother House. So Willie has been removed from the game." A
catch 22 if you're Britney, but in the end, he did it to himself.
For now, the game continues.
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