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(C-Note: some of the acts that you are
about to read involve real danger in front of a live audience. They were
designed, practiced, and supervised by professionals, taking the
contestants' safety into full account. They are extremely dangerous and
should NEVER be attempted anywhere, by anyone, at any time.)
It's the greatest stage in the world...
in the greatest city in the world... hosting the greatest talent search
in the world. Welcome to Live Shows from RADIO CITY MUSIC HALL! Here is
where the dream of $1 million ends and the chase begins.
Radio City Music Hall
As the judges and host are welcomed by
the World Famous Radio City Music Hall Rockettes, we are finally set to
begin with 12 acts. Four of them are heading to the next round tomorrow.
But enough talking about it, let's start
being about it. First up, an 11-year-old with an amazing voice who swept
herself into this stage. Singing "Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood", it's
THEY SAY: Mel says that she's got a mature voice for 11. Howie says that
she's an old soul. Howard says that's one of his favorite songs. Heidi
admires her courage.
WE SAY: Great voice, but sounds really nervous and rather boring. A good
start. Not a GREAT start.
Next up, a dance act with the most amazing thing you'll ever see on
television... it's tellAVISION. They tell a vision... of a first date in
a field. And as a testament to live television, they get their package
THEY SAY: Howie says that it was rough, but they made it worthy of Radio
City Music Hall. Howard thinks it's artsy fartsy, and that the dance is
not exactly strong. Heidi says that she likes the idea, but she's not
particularly moved. Mel thought it was creative.
WE SAY: It tells a good story in a magically unique way. It's a
wide open field and the kind of act suited for Las Vegas. But you have
to wonder if that's it or is there more?
From a tour of duty of a musical tour comes AMERICAN HITMEN. This band
of brothers survived several tours on the War on Terror. Today, they're
going to get by "A Little Help From My Friends".
THEY SAY: Howard says that the emotion of the song was drained on stage.
Heidi thought that they were better than this performance. Mel liked it.
Howie loved it, thinking that the song was fitting.
WE SAY: Injecting new life into a rock classic. But you needed to inject
some soul as well.
Next on stage is a "mystical being" with one of the most talked about
auditions in the preliminary round. Aside from floating, he also plays
the pan flute. SPECIAL HEAD wants to touch as many lives as he can. He's
certainly chosen the right stage for it. He'll attempt to physically
alter the matter of his body, by floating and then disappearing... and
reappearing at the Radio City marquee... Live TV, folks.
THEY SAY: Heidi says he is sticking in people's heads... but when he
disappeared, she saw "a little bit of your 'Special Head'." Mel doesn't
want to be happy. I don't know... Howie wasn't moved. Howard... makes it
simple: "Special Head has run out of steam."
WE SAY: We saw the props. It was a weak act. Time to go home.
Next up, five FRESH FACES, one dance group. They've been dancing best
friends since they were 3. They do everything together. Will they dance
together to Ikona Pop's "I Love It".
THEY SAY: Mel compares them to "mini Spice Girls". Howie thought it was
wonderful, BUT it was "an amazing dance recital". Howard thought it was
sweet and cute... but it wasn't enough. Heidi thought that this was a
very good family act.
WE SAY: They're cute. They're fresh. They're very green. Cute, fresh,
and green don't win the money.
Batting sixth is teenage illusionist COLLINS KEY, a magician who relates
more to people his age. He's done closeup for the judges. But tonight,
he'll perform something America has never seen before. His trick
involves the America's Got Talent judges using the show's Twitter. The
prediction made ONE WEEK AGO TODAY... "In my dream, I was #prancing in
#NYC with #BradPutt who injured his #back.... Oh, sorry, that mean the
answer was written on the back." And indeed.. Howard said "#TUCHAS".
THEY SAY: All of the judges say that he's a great performer for 17.
WE SAY: Great stage presence, real connectivity with the audience...
Collins is a threat.
Starting the second half of play is NYC comic KEVIN DOWNEY JR. He's
going to "swing for the bleachers, hope I don't suck!" His set is about
getting Minute Rice and NesQuik for his sexual performance.
THEY SAY: Howard thought he was the real, loving his material and his
delivery. Heidi wasn't pleased. Mel was lost halfway through. Howie
agrees with Howard.
WE SAY: ... The judges are free to buzz his act, just a reminder. And
honestly, I wish that they did.
AARALYN & IZZY are a band from Boston, but they're not kidding around
when it comes to their music. They can't stand pop music... or Justin
Bieber. So where do you go? Screamo. They're singing an original song...
"Dog Poop." (X's: HOWARD)
THEY SAY: Howard loves the kids, but the act is getting old. Mel wasn't
that keen in the first place. Heidi called it bizarre. Howie wants them
to duet with Jackie Evancho.
WE SAY: .... Give them a couple of years.
Next up, 25 feet of chains, five padlocks, a straitjacket, a tank of
water, and 90 seconds are all that separates ALEXANDERIA THE GREAT from
certain death. Will this mother of two survive her latest brush with an
escape that Houdini himself REFUSED to do?
THEY SAY: Mel is not sure that it's a full show. Howie says it's
thrilling. Howard says that she's death-defying and that Houdini would
be proud of her. Heidi was on the edge of her seat.
WE SAY: SHE'S DONE IT! And in under the allotted time, too. But it's too
scary to get a vote.
THE KRISTEF BROTHERS are a well-balanced pair of funny, crazy, bad boys
of circus balancing. They're competing to give a better life for their
kids. They're certainly... well-balanced.
THEY SAY: Howie says it's the best of the night so far. Howard admires
their athleticism. The ladies admire... everything else.
WE SAY: It's reminiscent of Blades of Glory. Part genuine ability, part
comic mischief. They definitely have a future in showmanship. Perhaps
also in this contest.
Next up, hip-hop from Honolulu, the dance crew HYPE. They have a lot of
support from the 808 state, but will they win the votes after they're
dancing in a water fountain?
THEY SAY: Heidi says that they didn't really blow her away. Mel was non-plussed.
Howie loved the blending of classic and hip-hop. Howard says it was
"above average", and that "above average does not win America's Got
WE SAY: Good... but honestly, too much build-up for not enough payoff.
BRANDEN JAMES has always gone to music as therapy, so much so that it
touched his mother to the point where she apologized for her earlier
ostracism for him being gay. He closes the show with "You Raise Me Up".
THEY SAY: Branden was a winner before he got on stage, and he'll be a
winner AFTER. That's the judges' consensus.
WE SAY: A great way to close the night. The kicker? Branden is only
going to get stronger.
Time to go to the NYC braintrust of Lee
DiGeorge, Gordon Pepper, myself, and our special guest prognosticator
Lee's Picks: Branden James, Kristef
Brothers, Collins Key. Wild Card (Anna Christine vs. tellAvision, Anna
Gordon's Picks: Branden James, Collins Key, Anna Christine. Wildcard (tellAvision
vs. Kristef Brothers. Kristef Brothers winning.)
Chico's Picks: American Hitmen, Branden James, Kristef Brothers.
Wildcard: (Anna Christine vs. Collins Key, Collins Key winning)
Evelyn's Picks: Kristef Brothers, Branden James, Anna Christine. Wild
Card (Collins Key vs. Kevin Downey Jr., Collins Key winning.)
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