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A member of rock royalty, a comic cut-up, and the self-proclaimed King of all Media criss-cross the country in search of million-dollar talent.

Recaps by Chico Alexander, Jason Block & Gordon Pepper, GSNN

Host Nick Cannon
Judges Howie Mandel
Sharon Osbourne
Howard Stern
Announcer Joe Capitano
Creator Simon Cowell
EP Simon Cowell
Cecile Frot-Coutaz
Ken Warwick
Jason Raff
Georgie Hurford-Jones
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Auditions 4
May 22

(C-Note: some of the acts that you are about to read involve real danger in front of a live audience. They were designed, practiced, and supervised by professionals, taking the contestants' safety into full account. They are extremely dangerous and should NEVER be attempted anywhere, by anyone, at any time.)

Gordon: This week, we hit NYC. This, of course, is the land of Howard Stern, so he better be ready. Gordon Pepper here, along with Chico Alexander.
Chico: What's up, dudes.

Hammerstein Ballroom

Chico: Last night, we heard one question... What you gonna do? What you gonna do? What you gonna do?
Gordon: I'm gonna watch Tuesday's episode.
Chico: And we saw someone get repeatedly mutilated in the groinal area. The question in my mind? ... How can we possibly top THAT?
Gordon: Howard Stern's mom and dad are here.
Chico: Hi, Howard's parents! Those who follow Howard know he loves to make fun of his parents. First thing's first... Ronald Charles sings, dances, and performs.
Gordon: ...and this is going to be bad. X
Chico: And counts. Count the Xs, suck-a-duck.
Gordon: Howie gives him a chance until he starts singing. Howard's dad comes out to talk to Charles.
Chico: He's going to give Ronald a talking to. Big papa don't play Ronald Charles isn't going to Vegas.... He's going to get help. Following on the Get Help parade... a roller-disco pair.
Gordon: As good as yesterday was...this is how bad today is starting.
Chico: ... and mimes...  That ironically speaks for itself.
Gordon: We have mimes lost on stage
Chico: AMERICA DOESN'T LIKE MIMES! And... this guy Rain Atlas makes it rain pain with his guitar. Big Poppa Stern says NO. Will the circus of the suck continue? Regrettably... yes. John Pizzi from Brooklyn has been in the business for 28 years. He's performing with an iPad on stage. What's the frequency, Kenneth? He's a comic ventriloquist. ... with a screen.
Gordon: We've seen this before on Conan O'Brien. I liked Conan better.
Chico: It wasn't funny the first time. I swear if Howard makes a joke about sexual tension between him and Howie... Aaaaaaand there it is. X
Gordon: I'm really hoping that when he comes back, he has something better.
Chico: So am I. He can't do much worse.
Gordon: Because you know he's going to come back. Howard loves the originality. Apparently, Howard never saw Conan O Brien's show. Then again, neither has anyone else anymore.
Chico: Three guesses... and Vegas. And iPad sales are through the roof! No, not really. Next, married people in tights. This oughta be fun. Donovan & Rebecca are acrobalance aerialists. That... is freaky. And speaking of freaky, there's something sensual about an act like this. Will they have more in Vegas?
Gordon: Well I'm not looking for more. I'm looking for less. As in less clothing :)
Chico: You and Mariah DO NOT DO ALL THAT, Nick. Sharon says it was like a love scene from a sci-fi movie. Prometheus. They're on their way to the next round. Next up, Unity in Motion flip, contort, and dance their way to Vegas.
Gordon: Ivy Rose gives us an Asian Rock and Roll band, which are ok, but thanks to the parade of buzzes, they'll get through easy.
Chico: Ivy Rose become the second decent band to come out of NYC (they sing "I Hate Myself For Loving You"). And now, we have... All-Beef Patty. Singing "You and I" by Lady Gaga.
Gordon: Who sings...well?
Chico: I don't have to ask, but... man, baby? Doesn't really matter. She's going to Vegas. Now for funny-ha-ha from Tom Cotter, a stand-up regular on the NYC circuit. For 23 years he's been joking. "Comedians don't generally do well in this competition." Wow. That's putting it mildly
Gordon: If he looks familiar, he should. He was in Last Comic Standing
Chico: Remind us how he did. He keeps the laughs coming. His secret... misdirection. That's the key to Vegas for him.
Gordon: He was actually better here than on LCS
Chico: Next up, this episode's sob story. Drugs. Kicking out. Raised by grandmother. And channeling all that rage into his dance. Remember this name, folks... Tyrese "Stepz" Green. He says he's an animation specialist. This may be fun. Holy cow...
Gordon: Fun, but raw. I could see him on So You Think You Can Dance
Chico: He brought "Telephone" to life, that's for sure. He's got moves that... I don't think I've EVER seen.
Gordon: He did. but we already saw a contortion-dancer earlier on this season, and I thought he was better. Stepz however, has the better back story.
Chico: Howie thought his moves were unique. Howard doesn't see an audience for this.: So once again, it's on Sharon. She does the fakeout before sending Stepz through.
Gordon: Congratulations Stepz! You get the nice family heart-0warming story before you get jettisoned in Vegas.
Chico: Hey Gordon... Blah blah blah YouTube show! Blah blah blah Youtube.com/AGT
Gordon: Blah blah!
Chico: Down to the last act...  Savage Men. No seriously, they're called Savage Men. What do they do? They take their clothes off to LMFAO's "Sexy and I Know It". Howie's done...
Gordon: Actually, they're not even doing that
Chico: They're not doing much of anything. Sharon's the only one enjoying this. THE ONLY ONE!
Gordon: Sharon lets them finish the act, to a medley of boos
Chico: Howard wants to throw down. Here we go.
Chico: I don't like humanity anymore. Needless to say, the Savage Men are being thrown back into the bush. Which can be a good thing or a bad thing depending on how you take it. Actually, it's up to Sharon. She says... no. It's over, boys. And so is this show. And so is our time in New York. Okay, Gordon... explain New York to the rest of the class.
Gordon: It's the best place in the world Full of freaks and pure awesomeness.
Chico: And we saw it all tonight. Next week, we're going to Florida, New York's waiting room. Or the place where New York goes to die.
Gordon: It's the place where everyone goes to get eaten by gators
Chico: And mosquitoes. See you there. Until then, don't get kicked in the horse's nuts.
Gordon: ...ow.
Chico: Good night and good talent, America.

To see tonight's episode in its entirety, or to apply to be a contestant on the next season, go to www.nbc.com/gottalent.