July 24, 2006

Gordon: Izze!!!
Chico:  I told you I'd do it!
Travis: Izze is my best friend.
Aaron:  The ultimate drink with a fizz
Chico:  We love Izze. Fizzy Izze.
Aaron:  Izze makes us go Wizzie
Gordon: ROFL
Chico:  Okay, who here has ever seen a caption contest?
Travis: If you count "Funny Money", yes.
Chico:  Well, that's what's coming up next. We got Snaps, snaps as in
pictures, snaps as in captions, snaps as in props. Good time to be had by all For
example, caption this...



Travis: "We got your cheese, pepperoni, tomatoes, saus...splat...how 'bout some spaghetti?"
Chico:  "Chris Leary says FASTER! Lisa wants thin crust."
Aaron:  Since I can't cook, cause I'll probably burn the food, I'll go on this show instead.
Gordon: I spent $200,000 on my culinary education and all I got was a tacky red robe and an appearance on an afterthought reality show.
Chico:  See how easy that was?
Travis: Yay!!
Chico:  Next one... look at your monitors, gents.



Chico:  "Hey, Erika, didn't you burn this outfit in season 4?"
Travis: "Only 5 seconds after this picture was taken, the apparition in front of Erika's face possessed her golf clubs."
Aaron:  That's a new funky club.
Gordon: The question is...will the ball that Erika hit go farther than this season's ratings?
Chico:  That was harsh, G... Better show you this one first...



Travis: "And we all thought cell phones had hit the brink of being annoying in public."
Chico:  "All I wanted to do was play Tetris on this thing."
Aaron:  Wait a sec...that's not Shakira!
Gordon: Coming to your Ipod...it's Schlock Star!
Travis: ...it's not an iPod, but good attempt.
Chico:  Very.
Gordon: it looks like an Ipod
Chico:  Next...



Travis: "How stereotypical can you get?  Salsa music again?"
Chico:  "Next up in Are You Buying What They're Selling, Marco Antonio Regil's greatest hits."
Aaron:  Do my hearphones fit?
Gordon: Unfortunately, this patient is now a zombie after hearing Pat Kiernan talk for 6 straight hours non-stop.
Aaron:  lol
Gordon: Doesn't he look like a zombie in that pic?
Travis: He kinda looks like he has a craving for puppy.
Gordon: A  puppy zombie! Even better!
Chico:  Looks like he's... uhh. next picture, :)



Travis: HEY OH!!
Gordon: Speaking of puppies...
Travis: "The Ceramic Dalmatians.  Playing in a Harriet Carter catalog near you."
Aaron:  It's the limited edition of the 101 Dalmatians minus 95.
Chico:  "Pat and Vanna sold separately."
Gordon: Hi. I'm Ryan Vickers and I found this in my Luggature.
Chico:  We're sorry, Ryan! :)
Travis: "Can't I just have the Service Merchandise gift certificate for the rest?"
Chico:  Okay, one more for your sick minds :) Hey, here's a nice one...



Aaron:  Oh look - it's Gordon again
Gordon: I knew this was coming.
Travis: The one night he comes out from under his bridge, Gordo the GAP Troll stumps the panel as J. Keith looks on.
Aaron:  It's the Gordon twins!
Chico:  "And I shall call him.... Mini-me."
Aaron:  "I stumped the panel and what's my prize?"
Chico:  But seriously, Gordon... what could possibly be happening in this picture, aside from the obvious?
Travis: We really can only see one hand. (*ducks quickly*)
Aaron:  Ahh
Gordon: Actually my caption is...This is only the first step, Pinky. Next Step, I conquer the world.
Travis: "Didn't the old song stop before 'This Old Man, he played 10.'"
Gordon: I sense that Travis may want to start using his virus protection programs before accepting any more attachments from me ;)
Aaron:  Ooooooo
Travis: I already do.  I don't know what viruses you carry.
Chico:  Okay, that was nice and fun. and you know what else is fun! Commercials! Here's one, and then the Big Finish!

(Brought to you by Gordon's Mattress Delivery.  We'll get your bed to you...just after we air it out all over town.)

Gordon: We charge extra for roadside service.
Travis: I almost bought dinner that night.
Chico:  Almost.
Travis: It was in my best intentions.
Chico:  Moral of the story: do good deeds.
Travis: Then $25 a head came down and my best intentions kicked my ass.
Gordon: You'll buy dinner next year, when you are a rich man after creating the latest 2 pricing games.
Travis: I'll get right on that.
Aaron:  LOL
Chico:  And we'll get right on the Big Finish. Big Brother. Next on the block?
Gordon: Does it really matter now?
Travis: Wake me when we get to something relevant.
Chico:  Something relevant!
Aaron:  LOL
Chico:  Heh.
Aaron:  Seriously, Yvette
Gordon: I'll agree with Aaron and go with Yvette.
Chico:  Okay, time to answer some mail!
Travis: Letters...we get letters...we get sacks and sacks of letters...LETTERS!!
Chico:  This one comes from John Lee, another one of our frequent flyers. Thanks, John!

Chico:  Thanks. Well, basing what we know from Travis's TPIR appearance, it's safe to assume that the money Bob gives them on stage is strictly for show. The real money, sans taxes, is mailed to you.
Travis: It is strictly for show, yes. However!!
Chico:  However?
Travis: Two prime "PiR" cash examples. And Aaron can back me up on this. The $500 perfect bid and the Lucky $even stash are REAL MONEY...The 1/2 Off and Temptation cash is PHONEY MONEY!
Aaron:  He's right.
Chico:  But in both cases... Roger gets it back during commercial?
Travis: Right.
Gordon: So Aaron, what happened to the money after you got off stage?
Aaron:  Well, the producer asked if I had the money in my pocket, so I gave it back to him, and he says "we just do this for display, but we'll be sending you a check".
Chico:  And they do it with all the shows. Because half of any good show is presentation.
Aaron:  The 500 dollar cash thing is all a display thing.
Chico:  Hope that answers your questions.
Gordon: It would be funny though if someone managed to sneak off some of the money and got to keep it.
Travis: (*gears turning*)
Gordon: Next on E-Bay - Barker Dollars!
Chico:  They'll find you, Gordon. CBS security is on its game.
Gordon: One more piece of mail
Chico:  Okay, who's it from, G?
Gordon: This is from a very special person. The name may sound familiar...

Chico:  Scott Hostetler!
Gordon: Yes, THAT Scott Hostettler
Chico:  Okay! First up, Loved you on Whammy, Sale, and PYL.
Gordon: Not to mention Wheel of Fortune
Chico:  Second, thanks for the kind words. Third: we had this a couple of weeks ago on the big show. Here's the link again. http://newjersey.craigslist.org/tfr/179090475.html Hope that helps, Scott! Okay, quick reminder, any and all game show questions... wlti@gameshownewsnet.com.
Gordon: That be it.
Chico:  Big thanks to Mike, Ryan, Tom, Jason, Travis, and Aaron for hanging out.
Travis: Yeppers!
Aaron:  Whoo hoo
Chico:  For Gordon Pepper and everyone at Game Show Newsnet, I'm Chico Alexander saying as always...
Travis: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAME OOOOOOVERRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Chico:  Game over... and spread the love... *falls asleep*
Gordon: We'll be back next week...or when we all wake up after the massive partying at GSC 5...whichever comes first.