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Episode 16.4
October 1
 Gordon: Take my kids, please.
Chico: But seriously... nothing's funny about selling human beings... Robots,
however, are hilarious.
Gordon: Love robots. Also love Trios.
Chico: Great, because I've got six Trios that you're going to love. Ready?
Gordon: Ready.
Chico: First Trio..
- Jamie Sadler
- Terry Fator
- Ben Fagan
These three went from zero to millionaire in the summer. Who had the hardest
time at it?
Gordon: Fator. No brainer. He had to not only deal with his own act, but he had
to hope that millions of Americans liked his act as well. THAT'S pressure.
Chico: True. Terry had to only outdo HIMSELF for the duration of the series.
That takes guts. A lot of guts.
Gordon: It does. At least Ben and Jamie had some sort of control on their game.
Terry had none.
Chico: Yep. Next Trio coming...
- Drew Carey
- Tyra Banks
- Meredith Vieira
These three all supplement their game show gigs with other gigs. So who's the
busiest?
Gordon: Drew. Not only does he have 2 shows, he has shows completely out of his
non-game show element and they are both huge cash cows for CBS.
Chico: You forgot one crucial thing. They both tape on opposite ends of the
country.
Gordon: That too, but you don't even need that in the equation for Drew to have
the busiest sched.
Chico: Yeah, but it's also worth noting. Take that, Tyra.
Gordon: Next one?
Chico: Next..
- Why no one saw the Donatos as legitimate threats
- Where to put the Amazing Race on the schedule
- Putting together that damned Shrine of the Silver Monkey.
Which is the hardest to figure out?
Gordon: Why no one saw the Donatos as threats. They are the most open duo of the
game. You know they are not going to vote each other out. It's funny - the first
two votes were getting rid of Carol and Joe, 2 of the 3 dyads. They had to get
rid of the third one, too, regardless of how likable they are, because they
would come back to bite you - and they did.
Chico: I think I know why that came to pass... Seems like the jury members were
playing two factions against each other and by the time Eric saw it, it was too
late. So that said, and me thinking that Viva Laughlin's going to tank. I'm
going to go with the monkey on this one.
Gordon: Well, why worry about a 2 some when you had to get rid of a 4 some? But
after that, they had to get rid of a Donato and they didn't.
Chico: Take this adage into heart if you plan on becoming a hamster in the Big
Brother house... "Kill the head, and the body will die."
Gordon: True - and they didn't. Next one?
Chico: Next...
- Dr. Phil...
- Jeff Probst...
- Me in the Papaya Cap.
Who is the best therapist?
Gordon: Has to be you, You're the therapist with the most. Do you need a bald
head waxing, Dr. Chico?
Chico: No thanks. But I pale in comparison to Jeff, who has so far conducted
therapy sessions out of Tribal Councils. Which, if you ask me, is kinda jacked
up.
Gordon: Well, its not really therapy as much as it's truth digging.
Chico: Well, that's true.
Gordon: Jeff is trying to get the answers for us to delve into the psyche of the
people. It's fun to watch.
Chico: Okay, on the other side...
- WGAW
- Any of the Bachelor's women.
- Chris "LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE" Crocker.
Who is the most in NEED of therapy?
Gordon: I'd like to go off the board.
Chico: I'll allow it.
Gordon: The production company who gave Chris Crocker a TV contract.
Chico: ... That wins.
Gordon: One word. Why?
Chico: One more word. Because. People are dumb. Will watch anything. And
finally...
- A singer on the X-Factor...
- A winner at the Lucky Case game...
- Any person on Crosswords that answers one question and wins...
The question... who's the luckiest of the three?
Gordon: Lucky Case Game. I've got more money than the Crosswords winner and
didn't have to deal with cranky British judges to do it.
Chico: Yeah, but the singer would've died if it weren't for the judge.
Gordon: True. Lets make them both winners.
Chico: That works. Okay, that's Trios.
Gordon: After the break, we want to know, Chico, what you would do - and would
not do
Chico: I'd stay tuned.
Gordon: Stay tuned - after the break
(Brought to you by Crocker's Markers. Chris will give you 3
markers with price tags attached to various Britney Spears items. You have to
place them on the right itens. This week's items - a set of Britney Wigs, a
dented umbrella, and her new CD which is already in the Bargain Bin. Can you put
the Markers on the right prices?)
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