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Episode 30.2 - Love and Kisses
June 11
Chico: It's (^_^)ing raw! Jason: Yum. Squab. Chico: Welcome back to WLTI. Thanks for being a part of our week and allowing us
to be a part of yours. Next up, we had a week of premieres. We're going to go
over the new ones in our Maximum Strength Capsule Reviews. Hope you're ready for
your medication. Here's the first...ARE YOU NORMAL, AMERICA? It's OWN's answer
to any Goodson-Todman game from the 70s or 80s. Jason: Ok. Gordon: Now the key to this show was the execution. Chico: Agreed. Now history of the medium is littered with producers hosting
their own creations. Barry Poznick, of AYSTA5G fame, is taking his first turn as
host... and guess what? He's actually pretty good at it. The problem here? He
shares the stage with Kim Coles. Gordon: I actually don't have a problem with Kim. What I have a problem with is
the questions themselves, as it seems it was aimed for a class of 5th graders. Chico: Oh yeah, there's THAT. The premise itself is okay. Gauge what America's
thinking. The execution is where the show fails. There's playing to the naughty
crowd, and then there's really stinking up the place. Gordon: These should be tough questions that make you think. I don't care at all
about the material. Chico: They should've played the Power of 10 questions. Jason: It feels like they went for the potty humor instead of being
controversial. Chico: That's only because they did. Jason: Power of 10 actually pushed the envelope. Chico: Meanwhile it's all stretched out and filled out to fill the hour.
ARE YOU NORMAL, AMERICA?
OWN - Monday 8p ET
GORDON
CHICO
JASON
AVERAGE-O-MATIC
D
D
D
D
Gordon: The pacing is bad. The questions are uninspiring. If I'm a middle-aged
housewife, there's no reason to watch this. Only the hosts stop me from failing
this entirely. D. Jason: Yeah...not happy about this. Boring actually. D. Chico: D is about right. Also brings about this question... if Oprah thinks THIS
show will save her network, you have to ask - Is the network even WORTH saving? Jason: Nope. Gordon: Negative. But what about IFC? It's having problems with DISH Network,
but it did have a game show premiere on Friday and it's name is BUNK. Chico: Do tell. Gordon: Host Kurt Braunohler asks questions to 3 comedians, and their responses
get them points. It's like Who's Line is it Anyways if it met Jeopardy and they
decided to drop LSD together before watching Harold and Kumar go to White Castle. Jason: It reminds of NumberWang on Crack Gordon: I'd say closer to Graham Norton's show. Jason: But I watched it and didn't laugh once. Chico: ... seriously? Too cerebral? Because I thought it was cerebral. I liked
it. Jason: No Bunk. It wasn't funny. Gordon: As I was about to say - this is a VERY polarizing show. You'll either
like it or you'll hope it goes off the air quickly and painfully. This really
isn't a game show for me - this is more of a comedian's showcase. Chico: More like Whose Line than Quick Witz? Gordon: I'd say more like Graham Norton's Would You Rather and tossing in some
Who's Line. Chico: Which i liked, by the way It's good Friday night beer TV. Gordon: What makes this show work (or fail) will be the comics. Braunholer has
just enough absurdity to make this work - though I can see an equal number of
people despising his hosting.
BUNK
IFC - Firday 10:30p ET
GORDON
CHICO
JASON
AVERAGE-O-MATIC
C-
B-
F
D+
Chico: I'm going to go with B-. Again, the meat is in the sandwich, but it'll
live or die on the comics and/or their material. Jason: I am sorry. F. Hated this with a passion. Chico: Gordon, you're the voice of reason. Gordon: I'm going a different tactic. I liked the comics and I liked the
material. As a comedy, it gets a solid B, BUT I don't feel it's a game show, and
because of that, I'm going with what I graded Norton's show: C-. Next up - it's
not a show, but a new game on The Price is Right: Double Cross. Chico: Can I take this one? Gordon: How does this work, Chico? Chico: Like this. there's one line of seven digits. the price of one prize is
hidden within it in the correct order. There's ANOTHER line of seven digits, same deal. They share one number:
the middle one. All you have to do is move the slider to the correct price, but when you
do, it moves THE OTHER slider as well. Gordon: This is a flashier high tech combo of Push over and Coming or Going. Chico: So the trick is, you really only need to know ONE price. Gordon: Or find a selection that makes the most sense for both prices. Jason: Yes. Joe: It's one of those games that's better understood if you see it.
Chico: It's played for two 4-digit prizes though it could be played for two cars
if it ever came to that. Jason: I like it. Joe: And I imagine since the board is computerized, they can change the size of
the array if needed, too
DOUBLE CROSS
The Price Is Right's New game
GORDON
CHICO
JASON
JOE
AVERAGE-O-MATIC
B-
B-
B-
B
B-
Chico: Yep. It's a nice piece of kit there, and quite creative and challenging.
Picks up where Split Decision left off as well. Jason: I will give it a B-. Gordon: I like the game. Nothing too groundbreaking here, but it does the job.
B-. Chico: It's a solid B Joe: That's about where I grade it for now. Fun, clever, quick. B Gordon: Now we go from daytime to nighttime, where FOX gives us two dating
shows. The first one: Take Me Out, an import from Australia. Chico: It's the Dating Game on steroids. You're a guy and you have 30 chicks hot
for you. Until you actually get three rounds to impress them. Gordon: It's Singled Out, but with the guys behind the wall in control. Chico: Keep a light on, you have a date for the night, but it's not at London...
or Paris... or Rome... or hell, even Jason Block's place. You know that's
romantic. Jason: Where is it? Chico: You're going to the most romantic place on earth... THE TAKE ME OUT
RESORT! They never mention where it is, but it's apparently romantic. The
good... well, the bad IS the good. It's incredibly cheesy. Jason: Which is the point right? Chico: Exactly. It doesn't hide behind a false pretense. In fact, if anything,
it realizes its cheesiness and DOUBLES DOWN on it. No one is going to accuse
Take Me Out of classing up the joint. But the game itself ranges from funny to
downright disturbing, a range that the show itself is banking on. Jason: You know what...this is cheese that works. No pretenses. Gordon: Um...what exactly are you guys watching? This is stink cheese and made
me pine for Singled Out. Heck it made me pine for Love Cruise. Jason: ACK! Chico: The bad... as in, the negative.... George Lopez is a little wooden. And
by a little wooden, I mean Pinocchio. They needed someone snippy to host this.
Someone quick to retort. They needed a Dermot O'Leary.
TAKE ME OUT
Fox - Thursdays 8p ET
GORDON
CHICO
JASON
AVERAGE-O-MATIC
F
C+
C+
C-
Gordon: They needed a new show. I know FOX is importing The Chase, but
unfortunate, we need to sit through this mess first. F. Chico: I'll go with a C+ Jason: C+ is right. Chico: Pales in comparison to the British series, though. Gordon: What do you feel is right for The Choice? Chico: A deep dark hole. Gordon: 4 male celebrities select beauties from their voice, in an obvious
rip-off of that show. Jason: This is dreck. Chico: In an attempt to cash in on both "the Voice" and "the Bachelor", Mike
Darnell put the call out to clone "The Voice", but instead of a recording
contract, you get a date with a C-list celebrity. THIS... is the result. Hence
why I get goldfish sushi before Brainvision.
THE CHOICE
Fox - Thursdays 9p ET
GORDON
CHICO
JASON
AVERAGE-O-MATIC
F
F YOU
F
EPIC FAIL
Gordon: I think someone peed in the bowl first. FU. Chico: The good... and there is good... Gordon: Where exactly is there good? Chico: Cat Deeley is a good host given the material she was given. But if
I was
her, I'd fire her agent. Gordon: There's way too much bad here to justify Ms. Deeley. And she needs a
better agent. Chico: If you ask me, SHE should've been hosting Take Me Out. And if I may quote
Mike Klauss... The set looks like "a giant metallic vagina." F YOU. Gordon: Forget Take Me Out. Both shows need to be taken out. F. Jason: F F F....this. Gordon: So this gets an EPIC FAIL. Chico: So far the frontrunner for WORST SHOW OF 2012. Gordon: And deservedly so. Finally, we have, from the creators of Cupcake Wars,
Cupcake Champions. Chico: It's essentially a tournament of champions, with previous winners of
Cupcake Wars giong at it. Jason: Chopped All Stars meet this. Chico: Up. Gordon: The Good - if you like Cupcake Wars, you'll like this.
CUPCAKE
CHAMPIONS
Foof - Sundays 8p ET
GORDON
CHICO
JASON
JOE
AVERAGE-O-MATIC
C
B
B
C
B-
Chico: The bad... see inverse. B Jason: Simple and easy this is Cupcake Wars on crack. B. Joe: Meh, the tasks are more demanding but all it does is make me miss Food
Network Challenge. C Chico: Scott Leibfried will be on your TV forever, though, Gordon: I don't think it's challenging enough to be honest. The hardest dessert
show out there is Sweet Genius, and this doesn't come close to it. C. Chico: And that's the Capsule Reviews. Go out and get me a refill, G. Gordon: I prescribe that we take a break before we have one more trip to the
toilet. Chico: That's what happens when you take too many reviews.
(Brought to you by "The Moist." It's a wet T-shirt contest, but you can only
judge who wins by the sound of the splash. There won't be a dry seat in the
house!)
Choppler computer: the time is now 12:09, and this show has hit rockbottom.
Gordon: With that, lets quickly move on to Push or Flush. Where do we start,
Chico? Chico: We start with...
THE GLASS HOUSE ABC - June 16
CHICO
GORDON
JASON
FLUSH
FLUSH
FLUSH
FLUSH
Chico: It's Big Brother. On ABC Jason: FLUSH. Too much baggage. Gordon: FLUSH. I'm throwing stones. Chico: FLUSH. Jason: ONE... Chico: Two Gordon: THREE! Jason:PLUNGE!!!!!!!! Gordon: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Jason: Nasty Chico: And we can all see it, because... well, it's a glass house. Next...
CHOPPED: GRILL MASTERS Food - July 22
CHICO
GORDON
JASON
PUSH
PUSH
PUSH
PUSH
Gordon: I like Chopped and I like Grills. Could be fun. PUSH. Chico: IT's Chopped... with a grill. In Arizona. PUSH. Jason: PUSH. Meat. Chico: (FF
victory cue) Gordon: Next one?
TOP CHEF MASTERS Bravo - July 25
CHICO
GORDON
JASON
PUSH
PUSH
PUSH
PUSH
Chico: Another foodgasm in the making. PUSH. Jason: PUSH indeed. It's TOP CHEF Gordon: It is. PUSH it Chico: (FF
victory cue) Gordon: Next one?
HGTV DESIGN STAR ALL-STARS HGTV - July 31
CHICO
GORDON
JASON
PUSH
PUSH
PUSH
PUSH
Gordon: You know what? PUSH this, Why not? Chico: Why not indeed. HGTV is doing something right. PUSH. Jason: THey are. PUSH Gordon: (FF
victory cue) Next one?
AMERICAN BIBLE CHALLENGE GSN - August 23
CHICO
GORDON
JASON
PASTRY
PASTRY
PASTRY
PASTRY
Gordon: I always thought you should do a Bible show - but not on GSN. Pastry. Chico: Agreed. Jeff Foxworthy's going to be a great host. But this show
shouldn't be on GSN. Pastry. Jason: Wrong Channel. Right Show. PASTRY. Chico: (sound of a toaster) Gordon: Next?
FOUR HOUSES TLC - July 2
CHICO
GORDON
JASON
FLUSH
FLUSH
JIGGLE
FLUSH
Chico: Remember "Come Dine With Me"? It's like that... with houses. Gordon: I hate as a contestant to grade the other ones. Boring and a cop out.
JIGGLE. Chico: FLUSH for said reasons. Jason: FLUSH...this looks awful Chico: Could be bad. Gordon: Next?
EXTREME CHEF Food - August
CHICO
GORDON
JASON
FLUSH
FLUSH
JIGGLE
JIGGLE
Chico: Now it's like Around the World in 80 Plates, rather than Chopped. Gordon: I preferred it when it was Chopped. Jiggle. Chico: I don't know if the change was warranted or even needed. FLUSH. Jason: JIGGLE...we don't need this. Chico: And finally, the crown gem of CW's schedule....
OH SIT! ABC - June 16
CHICO
GORDON
JASON
FLUSH
FLUSH
FLUSH
FLUSH
Chico: Knock knock... Jason: Who's There? Chico: NOBODY! FLUSH Gordon: A Band. That's It. FLUSH Jason: MAKE IT A SWEEP...FLUSH. ONE... Chico: TWO Gordon: THREE! Jason:PLUNGE!!!!!!!! Gordon: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Chico: A perfect way to end a craptacular summer. And we'll end the show with a
Speed Round on the other side
(Sponsored by Hit Horse. This is the only game show where
there will be no Triple Crown. Aw.)
Chico: Awww. Gordon: Running out of time so Speed Round starts...now! AGT: We finding a
winner? Chico: We already found him, and spoiler alert, his name is NOT Tim Poe. Even if
he does get through, he LOST the vote. Gordon: Jeopardy - any big winners? Chico: Not this week. Jason: Nope. Last week of Wheel...anything big happen? Gordon: Nope. it would have happened during May. If you want to send us email,
send some at wlti@gameshownewsnet.com. Or Twitter. Facebook or YouBoob us. Chico: We love to hear from you. Gordon: That ends the show this week, Special thanks to Jason and Joe for
joining us. Jason: Always a pleasure. Chico: Next week, we set up the It Board and compare the 10 best game show hosts
of all time. I'm gong to get diapers, because someone's going to ask me who my
daddy is. Gordon: That and we talk about Figure it out. For all of us, this is Gordon,
saying Game Over and Spread the Love.