Jason: I can take Pickler. I know I can take Pickler.
Chico: I know you can take Pickler, you pre-vert. :-)
Jason: I was talking about a competition of brains and skill.
Gordon: I bet he'd like to pickle Pickler
Chico: In a mental fight, yeah.
Gordon: If you were a blackboard, would you chalk her?
Chico: And then... ... Welcome back. You ever watch Idol this week and wonder "What Were You Thinking?"
Jason: Oh yeah.
Chico: Guess what... so did we. So here's what we're going to do. I'm going to give you a name, and their claim. You tell us... what the hell were you thinking?
Jason: Got it.
Chico: We're going to start with an easy one.

Renaldo Lapuz, the guy in Dallas who dressed in silver and thought that Simon was the second coming.

Jason: He was trying to get a deal with Reynolds Aluminum to use his song in a commercial.
Gordon: You...you are my friend...we are all friends...the money from making my first album is my friend...William Hung is my friiiieeeennnnnnnd...'
Jason: Is everyone your friend?
Gordon: 'George Washington , Abraham Lincoln, we are all friends.'
Chico: Are the WLTI guys your friends, Renaldo?
Gordon: Sure you are - give me money. Buy my song.
Chico: How about no.
Chico: Is no good for you?
Gordon: Then...you are not my brother. But Simon is my brother. Simon loves me. Simon put me on TV, so I can make friends with George Washington and Abraham Lincoln.
Chico: Good on you, Renaldo. Okay, next?
Gordon: Next one...

Drew Carey, after watching someone bid $10,900 on a Spa in the Box

Chico: "I better get on the horn to the ComfortSpa guys. They might want to go talk to this guy."
Jason: "Now I know how Bob feels. Am I going to deal with that level of idiocy for 35 years?"
Gordon: I wonder if I can convince this guy to put down a few G's on my new Seattle Soccer team'
Jason: Gordon wins. I was trying to get that in there.
Gordon: Thanks. Next one?
Chico: Next up...

Alexis Cohen, the hippie chick from Philadelphia who called Simon... very very bad words.

Jason: "Gee, even if I fake the fact that I am nuts...I can get on TV...and it worked! Bwhahahahah!"
Gordon: Maybe I can find Sunshine that hippie chick and we can get a band going. We can call ourselves 'The Trippers'
Jason: Oh yeah...from last year, I remember her. She was 15 shades of crazy.
Gordon: She was on American Idol...and 1 Vs. 100...and The Tyra Banks Show.
Chico: "Take it! Take it! Take it! Take it! Take it! TAKEITTAKEITTAKEIT! Hey... I could get into voice actressing!"
Gordon: Next one...

Ty Treadway, after watching the latest one answer winner on Crosswords

Chico: "Love you? I hardly even know you!"
Jason: "I love these people. Let the smart guys do the work. And then this one answer guy wins...and our budget stays low."
Gordon: 'I wonder if this is how Bob Barker started'
Chico: That was a simple one. Next...

Star Wars fans after seeing Ben Harr and Christina Tolisano try out. Christina was Leia before episode 6. Ben was Leia... AFTER.

Jason: It was good to see Jabba the Hutt get work after all those years again.
Gordon: 'My stomach just went over to the dark side'
Chico: That's it. I'm switching over to Galactica.
Gordon: Would you settle for a Time Lord?
Chico: Maybe. One more for the show?
Gordon: Last one...

Chico Alexander making plans for his 28th Birthday (Happy Birthday, Chico!)

Chico: I'm going to let you two take this one first
Jason: "Please Let Keira Knightley respond to my invite....PLEEEEEEEAAAASSSSSSSEEEE!!!!"
Gordon: Let's see. Singing in my Boxing Shorts to wake up my brother...check. Treating my sister Quisla to some Idol...check. Bothering the heck out of Gordon by waking him up at 5am when I get out of work...check.
Jason: rofl
Chico: So what was I really thinking?
Jason: yeah
Gordon: What were you thinking, Chico?
Chico: "I love it when former Spanish students sing to me."
Jason: Really?
Chico: Long story. Not going into it here.
Jason: lol
Gordon: Nothing ruins a segment like an in-joke :P
Chico: We'll make it up to you. In fact, here's one for you to play with. This is to the fans. The best responses finds their way up here next week.

Chico: Give us your best reason/excuse/alibi, and you may see it in print right here.
Gordon: Best ones get their name here - just like what we're about to do from last week's. I'll give you the top 3. You tell me which one you like the best
Jason: This was Good News/Bad News
Gordon: Yes. Now Chico, what was the bad news?
Chico: The bad news... Thanks to the writers' strike, there's no Golden Globes
Gordon: Here's the top 3 choices

#1.... The Good News - American Gladiators doesn't get pre-empted

#2.... The Good News - We don't get to see The Golden Globe Awards.

#3.... The Good News - Thanks to the Writer Strike, that's four hours of your life you actually DID get back.

Gordon: Select your favorite.
Jason: I like them all, but #3 more
Chico: #3!
Gordon: No fence sitting. you only get one choice, Jason.
Gordon: Ok. Let's see who you didn't select #1 was...Tyrone Allen. #2 was...Mike Klauss. #3, and the winner is...Rob Hoffman. Congratulations Rob. And also congratulations to Tyrone and Teacher K for getting here.
Chico: THE Rob Hoffman?
Gordon: I don't know if it's THE Rob Hoffman. But it's A Rob Hoffman. But if it's THE Rob Hoffman, we like your stuff :)
Chico: A Rob Hoffman is good enough for us. Thanks, Rob!
Gordon: Coming up, just when you think it's safe to put the plungers away...it's not. We do this for an unprecedented 4th week - right after this.

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