Chico: Tinfins! Forever, baby.
Gordon: That doesn't start with Chi
Jason: Chinfins
Chico: Chinfins! Forever, baby.
Gordon: There you go. We go from things that start with CHI to things that end in USH
Chico: AGAIN!?
Jason: I dont believe it myself.
Gordon: You see, this is what a Writer's Strike does. We get lots of shows from the gaming world, since that's all that can be produced. We decide if it's good stuff or if it's starting to be the bottom of the barrel.
Chico: Thanks, Strike. It's Push or Flush IV: Winter Takes All.
Gordon: What do we have on Top, Chico?
Chico: First up...

Chico: Too easy. Flush. Hard.
Jason: I am with you on this. FLUSH and drown this thing.
Gordon: Wait wait wait. You mean you don't want to see a woman being pursued by 25 media hoes?
Chico: NO!
Gordon: It's your birthday weekend, isn't it?
Chico: Yes.
Gordon: Oh, alright. Flush.
Jason: ONE...two...THREE....
Everyone: PLUNGE!
Jason: (sprays)
Gordon: Why did that smell like egg and petunias?
Chico: Yuck. Okay, next...

Jason: This is a very underrated show. PUSH.
Gordon: I like this show. This was around before American Gladiators came back, and in a few ways, this is better. Push.
Chico: Spike knows a good thing when they see it, and they're not going to mess around with it. Push.
Gordon: *small fanfare* Next one?
Chico: Next...

Gordon: I like my dog with ketchup and cheese and heated to 350 degrees.
Jason: Wrong dog.
Gordon: Oh.
Chico: I remember this show... back when it was called That's My Dog and was on the family channel. Flush.
Jason: Sorry....I am a cat person, and don't like show like this. FLUSH.
Gordon: It would work in the Summer, but for Spring Sweeps? No. FLUSH
Chico: Top Dog eats it... and then... ONE.. TWO... THREE...
Everyone: PLUNGE!
Jason: (sprays)
Gordon: I hate Dog Dander. Cough, cough, wheeze.
Jason: Smells like dog in here. Can we freshen it up in here?
Chico: Yeowch. Next..

Gordon: I thought you said you wanted to freshen it up, Jason?
Jason: I did.
Gordon: Then what it this 'Oblivious' Clone doing here?
Jason: I guess this isn't it is it?
Gordon: You mean 'All you have to do is do stunts given to me via headless speaker so I look like an idiot in front of everyone?' No.
Jason: Sorry about that...FLUSH.
Chico: I remember this show... back when it was called Oblivious and it was on Spike or when it was on Nick and it was called "You're On!". Flush.
Gordon: This takes the worst of Oblivious, the worst of Fire Me, Please and the worst of Todd TV. Yuck. Flush.
Jason: ONE...TWO...THREE....
Everyone: PLUNGE!!!!
Jason: (sprays)
Chico: Whee!
Jason: This is starting to smell really bad in here.
Gordon: Now let's try this again. Can we have something FRESH in here, please?
Chico: Fresh... let's see...

Jason: I said FRESH, Gordon. I remember this 20 years...when this was CIRCUS OF THE STARS. FLUSH.
Gordon: Don't look at me. Chico's bringing in the shows.
Chico: ... oh geez.
Gordon: Come back writers. Please come back. Flush.
Chico: It's a talent show... with celebrities. Flush it! Plunger it! ONE! TWO! THREE!
Everyone: PLUNGE!!!!
Chico: Kill it with fire!
Jason: I am running out of air freshener in here.
Chico: Okay... come on freshie freshie...

Jason: Ok, finally some fresh air. Bravo knows what they are doing here. PUSH.
Gordon: ...I'll take it. Push.
Chico: Agreed. if there's an entire network that knows their stuff... Push.
Jason: (small fanfare)
Chico: Congrats. It gets fresher.

Jason: Same verse, same as the first. PUSH.
Gordon: This was a fun show last time. I'll watch it again. Push.
Chico: I'll take it. Push.
Jason: (small fanfare)
Gordon: Next one?
Chico: Next...

Gordon: Hey Jason, there's your Circus of the Stars!
Chico: I'm ready to chuck my TV into the trash bin.
Jason: Did you like it back then?
Gordon: I actually did, yes. I thought it was campy, but cool.
Jason: I did too. Which is why I am going to PASTRY this. This is going to be ok. I dont need to know how certain celebs can kazoo. But these celebs legit train to do this.
Gordon: I'll go Pastry as well. Id rather see lion taming than kazoo playing. I'll turn on it quickly though if all we see are clowns.
Chico: I think I'm actually going to flush here. I see this bringing... well... nothing.
Gordon: Any more?
Chico: ONe more. And then we're closing up until the summer.
Jason: Are you sure? :-)
Chico: And I've saved the be.... the wor... I've saved THIS one... for last.

Gordon: So you think you can Dance War Star Search Winner? No. Flush.
Jason: Yuck. FLUSH.
Chico: Flush. One...Two...THREE!
Everyone: PLUNGE!!!!
Chico: Weeeee
Jason: (sprays)
Chico: Okay, there. The 2008 Push or Flush saga comes poignantly to an end.
Gordon: Hey Chico, when the hamsters come back from strike, can their first duty be to clean this toilet? It's pretty stinky.
Chico: And I'm not cleaning this mess up.
Gordon: We'll get to the Big Finish - after the break

(Brought to you by Robert Hartley, psychoanalyst... Now hiring a secretary to double as wife.... We miss you, Suzanne.)

Jason: And Sam the Butcher just passed as well.
Chico: A dark day for sitcoms all around, ain't it?
Jason: Yes. Allan Melvin....RIP.
Chico: Some silence, maybe?

*silence*

Chico: Thanks. Now it's onto the Big Finish!
Gordon: Amazing Race - we're down to 3 teams. Who wins?
Jason: Got to go with Ronald and Christina. They are peaking at the right time.
Chico: Ron & Christina. There's no other choice.
Gordon: Here's where the Race annoys me. They always have something physical at the end, which is why a weak team never wins it. I don't see anything changing, so I'm going with TK and Rachel
Chico: This oughta be quite interesting.
Gordon: Will we see a Million Dollar winner on DOND?
Chico: DoND... no.
Jason: No no no. And I will say it everytime you say it.
Chico: Because people will hit the button before that happens.
Jason: Even if you do...it isn't legit. If you have a Million Dollar Winner on the Million Dollar Mission, the winner isn't legit to me. You have been given an unfair advantage.
Gordon: *?
Chico: *.
Jason: *.
Gordon: So...will we see a Million Dollar Winner*?
Jason: No*.
Gordon: Will Dance War get any better?
Chico: No. No asterisk.
Jason: Nope. And yes, no *
Gordon: Are we going to see the next American Idol this week?
Jason: We could.
Gordon: Moment of Truth - Hit or Miss?
Jason: Monster Hit.
Chico: Hit, but for the wrong reasons.
Jason: Idol slot...nothing more.
Chico: Word.
Gordon: I think its a hit and it could stay on it's own two feet. Something that's always a hit - our Mail. What do we got?
Chico: Here's something from John Lee. Thanks, John!

Chico: Well, John, the official first run of J! ended in 1975, but was revived in 1978-79....
Gordon: Actually - they are both right
Chico: ... Way to cut to the chase, G.
Gordon: That's what I'm here for, boss.
Chico: Art Fleming hosted the 78 revival.
Jason: Which lasted all of 4 months.
Chico: So in theory, he hosted from 1964-1975, then again from 1978-1979. Combine the runs, and you get... 1964-1979.
Gordon: Thanks for the email, John. If anyone else has email they want to send, where do they send it, birthday boy?
Chico: Well, you can either go to our MySpace page, myspace.com/wltiongsnn, OR you can just toss us an e-mail at wlti@gameshownewsnet.com. Either way, we'd love to hear from you. Thanks to Jason for hanging out...
Jason: Thank you.
Chico: We'll see you back next week when we find another person's birthday to celebrate. Until then, I'm Chico. He's Gordon. The show is WLTI...And as always... GAME OVER... and spread the love :-)
Jason: And Happy Birthday Chico!
Gordon: Happy Birthday to youuuuuu
Jason: Happy Birthday to you!
Gordon: Happy Birthday Dear Chico!
Jason: Happy BIrthday toooooooooooooooooooooo you!
Chico: Awwwww...Barf.
Gordon: ROFL
Jason: :)