It's summertime in America, and that can
only mean one thing... 24 men & women
will have a shot at get beaten, bruised, and bloodied by the biggest
balls ever to come into your living room. One of them will walk away
with $50,000. The others are going to wipeout. THE QUALIFIER
It all begins with our qualifier:
- The Johns - You don't want to know what
you'll fall into if you fail here
- Sucker Punch - A Wipeout classic
- Big Balls - Motivator and Rocker Smallsy's Bonus ($500) are back in play.
- Play Pound - a slide and vertical merry-go-round
- Monster Truck - don't get run over by its giant tires.
Top 12 times advance to the next stage.
ADVANCING TO STAGE 2
Kelly "Head Games" Garner
"Crochet King" Taylor Hoch
"Human Cartoon" Danielle La Brie
"King of Seoul" Stanley Oh
Krystal Tiner
Jared Long
Megan Mellert
"Keyed Up" Keshon Perry
"Alienator" Marco Ruiz
"Contortionist" Anthony Woodruff
Sean "Second Vest" Vest
Aurelia "Longshot" Long
THE SPACE RACE
First, slide through the Wormholes,
maneuver through the Spinning Saucers, the Crop Circles, and the slide.
Slide into the Alien's Brain and jump onto the platform to stop the
time. First six to do so will move onto the next round.
ADVANCING TO STAGE 3
Kelly "Head Games" Garner
"Crochet King" Taylor Hoch
"Keyed Up" Keshon Perry
"Alienator" Marco Ruiz
Sean "Second Vest" Vest
Aurelia "Longshot" Long
THE FUN SLIDES PLATFORM SPINNING PURPLE
PEOPLE BEATER
Start with a fun slide, then to a
platform, a gauntlet of sweepers to safety, then another slide through
the smack wheel. First four to finish move on to the Wipeout Zone.
ADVANCING TO THE WIPEOUT ZONE
Kelly "Head Games" Garner
"Crochet King" Taylor Hoch
"Alienator" Marco Ruiz
Sean "Second Vest" Vest
THE WIPEOUT ZONE
Tonight in the Zone...
- Catastrophic Cannon
- The Shredder
- Hell's Carousel
- The Gears of Fear
We have new rules for the season. It's
all about speed. You have one try to take on each obstacle. One wipeout,
then you go into a recovery swim to the next obstacle. ALSO the winners
will return for a Tournament of Champions at the end of the season. The
fastest time wins the cash AND the spot in the Wipeout Tournament of
Champions AND the date with the lovely Ms. Wagner.
Sean was the fastest in the Qualifier out
of the four who advanced to the Wipeout Zone. Taylor was the fastest in
the Space Race. Marco was the fastest in the Fun Slides Platform
Spinning Purple People Beater. First on deck... Marco.
- MARCO: 4:11.46
- KELLY: 4:01.48
- TAYLOR: 2:30.71
- SEAN: DNF
So the Crochet King TAYLOR HOCH just
sewed up a spot in the Wipeout Tournament of Champions AND a check for
$50,000.
But who's next? Find out with us next
time. Until then, good night... and Big Balls.
To see tonight's episode in its entirety,
or to apply to be a contestant on "Wipeout", go to
www.abc.com/wipeout.
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