It's America's birthday this week, and we
are celebrating by having a good old-fashioned Fourth of July
Spectacular... Wipeout style! THE QUALIFIER
It all begins with our qualifier:
- The Baseball Bat - As American as a hit
upside the head.
- Sucker Punch - A Wipeout classic
- Big Balls - Motivator and Uncle Sam's Smallsy's Bonus ($500) are back in play.
- Play Pound - a slide and vertical merry-go-round
- BBQ Blitz - Don't get grilled!
Top 12 times advance to the next stage.
ADVANCING TO STAGE 2
"6 Year Old" Lindsay Berkebile - youngest contestant ever
Malik "Horse Legs" Rashid
Roxy "Patriotic Pants" Golestaneh
Casey "Un-American" Bollinger
"DJ Fish Food" Alec Fisher
Ebony "Pillow Fight Club" Sissac
Alex "Mulleted Menace" Gross
Gwen "Pizza Shirt" Pugh
Caleb Negassi
Daniel Desantis
Cheryl Koupas
"Fatspirational" Tommy Tetrick ($500 Bonus!)
THE SPACE RACE
First, slide through the Wormholes,
maneuver through the Spinning Saucers, the Crop Circles, and the slide.
Slide into the Alien's Brain and jump onto the platform to stop the
time. First six to do so will move onto the next round.
ADVANCING TO STAGE 3
"6 Year Old" Lindsay Berkebile
Malik "Horse Legs" Rashid
Casey "Un-American" Bollinger
"DJ Fish Food" Alec Fisher
Alex "Mulleted Menace" Gross
Gwen "Pizza Shirt" Pugh
THE FUN SLIDES PLATFORM SPINNING PURPLE
PEOPLE BEATER
Start with a fun slide, then to a
platform, a gauntlet of sweepers to safety, then another slide through
the smack wheel. All while dodging the crowning glory of our prom king &
queen. First four to finish move on to the Wipeout Zone.
ADVANCING TO THE WIPEOUT ZONE
"6 Year Old" Lindsay Berkebile
Malik "Horse Legs" Rashid
"DJ Fish Food" Alec Fisher
Alex "Mulleted Menace" Gross
THE WIPEOUT ZONE
Tonight in the Zone...
- Catastrophic Cannon
- The Shredder
- Hell's Carousel
- The Gears of Fear
We have new rules for the season.
It's all about speed. You have one try to take on each obstacle. One
wipeout, then you go into a recovery swim to the next obstacle. ALSO the
winners will return for a Tournament of Champions at the end of the
season. The fastest time wins the cash AND the spot in the Wipeout
Tournament of Champions.
Alec was actually the fastest of the four
finalists to enter the Wipeout Zone, while Lindsay and Alex traded first
place finishes throughout the day. Lindsay draws the first entry into
the Zone...
- LINDSAY: 3:26.91
- MALIK: 3:15.26
- ALEC: 1:59.06
- ALEX... DNF
So DJ Fish Food, ALEC FISHER gets to
scratch (and claw) his way to $50,000 and a spot in the season-ending
Wipeout Tournament of Champions!
Who will join him? Find out next week.
Until then, good night... and Big Balls.
To see tonight's episode in its entirety,
or to apply to be a contestant on "Wipeout", go to
www.abc.com/wipeout.
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