It's no secret that Jill Wagner is one of
the sexiest game show personalities that North Carolina has ever
produced (C-Note: I should know, ahem). Tonight, 24 male bachelors will
take to the course to try and win some QT with the goddess of the Big
Balls. But that's not all, because aside from that, there's also $50,000
and a spot in the Wipeout Tournament of Champions at the end of the
season. THE QUALIFIER
It all begins with our qualifier:
- The Pillars of Atlantis - Step on the
wrong pillar... and you'll see Atlantis.
- Sucker Punch - A Wipeout classic
- Big Balls - Motivator and Cupid Smallsy's Bonus ($500) are back in play.
- Play Pound - a slide and vertical merry-go-round
- Jill's Apartment - It's.... a mess.
Top 12 times advance to the next stage.
ADVANCING TO STAGE 2
"Retired Baby Model" Nick Santo
"Stripping Salesman" Zack Wilcox
"Bizarro Fabio" Silas Stojanovic
"Dancing Dentist" Jeremy Sewell
"First Kisser" Theodore Chang
"Backyard Cowboy" Josh Clark ($500 Bonus!)
"Checkmater" Scott Wilson IV
Rodrigo "Brony" Garcia
"Nature's Janitor" Joe Woods ($500 Bonus!)
Brendon Kaplan
Nick "Mr. Sunset" Sharp
Marc "The Canadian" Lederc
THE CLASSIC SWEEPER
The granddaddy of them all. The last six
standing will move on to the next round. Last player standing wins an
extra $500.
ADVANCING TO STAGE 3
"Retired Baby Model" Nick Santo
"Stripping Salesman" Zack Wilcox
"Dancing Dentist" Jeremy Sewell
"Backyard Cowboy" Josh Clark ($500 Bonus!)
"Checkmater" Scott Wilson IV ($500 Bonus!)
"Nature's Janitor" Joe Woods ($500 Bonus!)
THE FUN SLIDES PLATFORM SPINNING PURPLE
PEOPLE BEATER
Start with a fun slide, then to a
platform, a gauntlet of sweepers to safety, then another slide through
the smack wheel. All while dodging the crowning glory of our prom king &
queen. First four to finish move on to the Wipeout Zone.
ADVANCING TO THE WIPEOUT ZONE
"Retired Baby Model" Nick Santo
"Stripping Salesman" Zack Wilcox
"Backyard Cowboy" Josh Clark ($500 Bonus!)
"Checkmater" Scott Wilson IV ($500 Bonus!)
THE WIPEOUT ZONE
Tonight in the Zone...
- Catastrophic Cannon
- The Shredder
- Hell's Carousel
- The Gears of Fear
We have new rules for the season. It's
all about speed. You have one try to take on each obstacle. One wipeout,
then you go into a recovery swim to the next obstacle. ALSO the winners
will return for a Tournament of Champions at the end of the season. The
fastest time wins the cash AND the spot in the Wipeout Tournament of
Champions AND the date with the lovely Ms. Wagner.
Nick was the fastest in the Qualifier and
the FSPSPPB. Scott was the last one standing in the Sweeper. First...
the last one to finish the FSPSPPB, Scott.
- SCOTT: 3:01.79
- NICK: 1:23.96 after successfully crossing the Shredder
- ZACK: DNF
- JOSH: Finishes the Shredder... and Hell's Carousel.... but DOES NOT
FINISH.
So the big baby NICK SANTO just scored
the holy grail of game shows... not just the $50,000, but also ... A
DATE WITH JILL WAGNER. After that comes a date with destiny at the
Wipeout Tournament of Champions.
So far, there are five players in the
wings for the title of the Ultimate Wipeout Champion. We'll have your
sixth next week. Until then, good night... and Big Balls.
To see tonight's episode in its entirety,
or to apply to be a contestant on "Wipeout", go to
www.abc.com/wipeout.
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