It's happened three times before... A group
of hotties took on a group of nerds in the Wipeout Course. But it's
never happened with a trip to the Wipeout Tournament of Champions on the
line. So far, it's been all nerds, all the time, but who'll take the
fourth Hotties vs. Nerds crown?
THE QUALIFIER
It all begins with our qualifier:
- The Door Knockers: What awaits on the
other side? It won't be fun, whatever it is.
- Sucker Punch - A Wipeout classic
- Big Balls - Motivator and Hall Monitor Smallsy's Bonus ($500) are back in play.
- Play Pound - a slide and vertical merry-go-round
- Robo-Bistro - a final group of platforms to the finish... among other
things.
Top six hotties & top six nerds advance.
ADVANCING TO STAGE 2
NERDS:
- limbo champ Nathan Methvin-Terry
- Peter "No Style" Kim
- Samuel "Nerdini" Thompson ($500 bonus)
- Chris "Nauseous Nerd" Park
- Dakota "Sir Jock or Not" Hinton
- Eric "3D Prince" Gever
HOTTIES:
- Our own hottie Courtney Turner
- Nordic beauty Madeleine Lisella
- Emily Davis
- Preacher's daughter Faith Hope Stowers
- Stephanie Morrow
- Brielyn "Girl on Fire" Sexeny
THE SPACE RACE
First, slide through the Wormholes,
maneuver through the Spinning Saucers, the Crop Circles, and the slide.
Slide into the Alien's Brain and jump onto the platform to stop the
time. First six to do so will move onto the next round.
ADVANCING TO STAGE 3
NERDS:
- Samuel "Nerdini" Thompson ($500 bonus)
- Dakota "Sir Jock or Not" Hinton
- Eric "3D Prince" Gever
HOTTIES:
- Our own hottie Courtney Turner
- Preacher's daughter Faith Hope Stowers
- Brielyn "Girl on Fire" Sexeny
THE FUN SLIDES PLATFORM SPINNING PURPLE
PEOPLE BEATER
Start with a fun slide, then to a
platform, a gauntlet of sweepers to safety, then another slide through
the smack wheel. All while dodging the crowning glory of our prom king &
queen. First four to finish move on to the Wipeout Zone.
ADVANCING TO THE WIPEOUT ZONE
NERDS:
- Dakota "Sir Jock or Not" Hinton
- Eric "3D Prince" Gever
HOTTIES:
- Our own hottie Courtney Turner
- Preacher's daughter Faith Hope Stowers
THE WIPEOUT ZONE
Tonight in the Zone...
- Catastrophic Cannon
- The Shredder
- Hell's Carousel
- The Gears of Fear
We have new rules for the season.
It's all about speed. You have one try to take on each obstacle. One
wipeout, then you go into a recovery swim to the next obstacle. ALSO the
winners will return for a Tournament of Champions at the end of the
season. The fastest time wins the cash AND the spot in the Wipeout
Tournament of Champions.
Courtney has been putting up first-place
finishes all day today, while Eric has just been doing enough to sneak
in. Faith Hope is first, thought...
- FAITH HOPE: 3:32.56 thanks to a lot of
hard swims
- DAKOTA: 3:14.79 thanks to a somersault out of the Catastrophic Cannon
- ERIC: TIME OUT
- COURTNEY: 2:18.46...
So as completely impartial as the Johns
can make it, COURTNEY TURNER wins $50,000 and the trip to the
end-of-season Wipeout Tournament of Champions!
Who will join her? Find out next week.
Until then, good night... and Big Balls.
To see tonight's episode in its entirety,
or to apply to be a contestant on "Wipeout", go to
www.abc.com/wipeout.
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