Episode
6.2 - Senior Citizens, Kids & Convicts
May 16
Tonight, senior citizens, kids, convicts,
killer crocs, and a jailbreak. It's just another round of 24 crazy
characters hoping to cash in while wiping out.
THE WIPEOUT QUALIFIER
Tonight, our 24 intrepid souls will have
to face...
- The Killer Crocodiles: one sweeper fan
and a long crocodile
- Tropic Blunder: planks and trees.
- The Big Balls: Hammer Motivator and Ballsy's Bonus in play. Anyone who
knocks Croc Hunter Smallsy off his perch on the fourth
ball will win $500.
- Tongue Twister. Run over the tongues. Under is a time penalty.
- Wipeout Jail: The only prison in America that breaks YOU.
The 24 age-appropriate contestants will
take on the course, and the 12 fastest will move to stage 2.
Jamaal Johnson's toe gives him $500 by
knocking off Croc Hunter Smallsy. He'll move on.
ADVANCING TO ROUND 2
- Jamaal "Jangalang" Johnson - $500 BONUS
- Steve "Bluegrass Boy" Stout
- Stephanie Zogal
- Tressa Herley
- Angelica "Diner Waitress" Garcia
- Beauty guru Candy
- Marc "The Butcher" Berry
- Hanna "Health Nut" Tague
- Kriss Brand
- Phat "Rapping Therapist" Le
- Nate "The Man-Wolf" Wright
- Tracy McBurnett
THE MIAMI POUND MACHINE
It's as simple as jump on the spinning
platform and ride to the other side while dodging rotating sweeper arms.
Only it's all in day-glo pink and blue. Remember, go OVER, not under. Go
under, and you start over. Be one of the first six to the other side,
and the rhythm's gonna get you to the next stage.
ADVANCING TO ROUND 3
- Jamaal "Jangalang" Johnson - $500 BONUS
- Steve "Bluegrass Boy" Stout
- Beauty guru Candy
- Marc "The Butcher" Berry
- Phat "Rapping Therapist" Le
- Nate "The Man-Wolf" Wright
WIPEOUT CITY
Today, Wipeout City is being infested
with... Birds. Lots and lots of birds. INavigate through
the Bridge Over Troubled Waters, the Helicopter Spin over to the Spinning Helipad. Finally, cross the
Water Main, grab the Power Line, and drop through the Manhole to
complete the course, all while dodging flying... well, those are
pigeons, so I don't want to know what they're throwing. . First three
make it to the Wipeout Zone, while the others become targets.
ADVANCING TO THE WIPEOUT ZONE
- Beauty guru Candy
- Marc "The Butcher" Berry
- Nate "The Man-Wolf" Wright
THE WIPEOUT ZONE
Three men enter, one leaves with $50,000.
Tonight in the new-for-2013 B-model of the Wipeout Zone.
- The Slingshock
- The Throw-Tisserie: a tunnel with no floor.
- Dark Side of the Moon: a spinning "indoor" slide.
- Twisted Falls: Two tramps and two waterfalls...and two sweeper blades.
Fifty-thou will go to the player with the
quickest time.
First up, Nate Wright, who had the best
qualifier time of the day and was the first to complete Wipeout City.
Now with darkness descending and the moon at its peak, the Man-Wolf is
about to strike. Nate saves himself on the Throw-Tisserie. He hustles to
the blind slide of the Dark Side of the Moon... and misses. Twice. After
a stellar start, he finishes with 13:19.
Next up, Marc Berry, who came in the
middle of the pack all day, barely making it into the Zone from Wipeout
City. He takes three tries at the Throw-Tisserie, then goes wide right
on the Dark Side of the Moon. Now he needs to get this perfectly on
Twisted Falls... Woops. That's game over for him.
That leaves Candy, who's been lagging
behind all day. He's going to need to hustle and turn the Zone into
Candy Land in order to win the $50,000. Takes him twice to go across the
Throw-Tisserie... then gets tossed into the water. Dark Side of the Moon
is all about timing... and that is sorely lacking. Another slide... and
that's going to end Candy's day. Candy may be dandy, but NATE WRIGHT IS
QUICKER FOR THE $50,000!
Come back next Thursday for 24 more players
and four more painful courses. Until then... Good night.... and Big
Balls.
To view this episode in its entirety or to apply to be a contestant on
"Wipeout", go to abc.com/wipeout
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