"Show 105" -
August 25
After Spanky Hayes tries
(and is unsuccessful) to karate chop the front door, him
and Leonard Robinson, dressed in drag, go after the
musical guest of the episode - T. I. with P.$.C. They
promptly get escorted out by security, but not before
making a plea to get impregnated. Ewwwww.
Nick brings his squad of Darrel Heath, Rasika Mathur,
Mikey Day, Katt Williams and Gene Hong. The guest this
week? America's Next Top Model season #3 winner Eva
Pigford, and she counters with Nyima Funk, Leonard
Robinson, Affion Crockett, Rob Hoffman and Spanky Hayes.
We see that the teams have been shaken up a little -
maybe it's because Nick got loss #1 on the last show to
Kanye West. Can Eva make it 2 in a row?
Nick says that Eva is fine, but she's going to lose.
Apparently the crowd has seen America's Next Top Model,
because they boo Nick and the majority of them seem to
be in Eva's corner. If you remember her from the ANTM
series, she was a firecracker, so this could be a lot of
fun to watch.
What we will be watching first is game #1 - Snap on
These Shots. A picture will be coming up on screen and
the teams have to improv off of it. Pic #1 - Bono (from
U2) screaming at a kid. Darrel says...well we don't know
what he says because he gets bleeped, but whatever it
was, the audience liked it (Ding, 1-0, Red). Rob gets
George Bush and says that his batteries ran out
mid-sentence (Ding, 1-1, TIE). Next a family portrait of
Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore - and Bruce Willis, which
Mike tells Bruce to not tell Demi, but he banged Lindsay
Lohan (DING, 2-1, Red). Nyima and Eva get the blonde
bombshells of idiocy, Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie.
Nyima - 'I liked her until I found out she was part
black' Eva - 'I'm Black?' (DING, 2-2, Tie).
Tiger Woods is licking a golf club. Katt - 'And this is
how I developed a taste for while women.' (BUZZ).
Leonard gets Chris Rock sitting on a stump and holding a
horse's head. 'Dave Chappelle ain't the only one who's
crazy!'. (DING, 3-2, Black). Rasika gets Anna Nicole
Smith wearing an MTV logo. 'You should see where I'm
wearing the BET logo.' (DING, TIE, 3-3). Eva gets a pic
of...Eva? 'I waxed Nick's Pubes. See?' Ouch! (Ding, 4-3,
Black). With that, the Black Squad wins, and Nick is
already in a 1-0 hole.
Next up, we're Talking Spit. As seen in Christina
Milian's episode, if you spit water, the other team gets
a point. Leonard asks if Nick was Kenan or Kel (BUZZ).
Rasika tells her she has the last name of a mechanic
(BUZZ). Nyima says that the last time Nick had that much
fluid in his mouth was when he sucked MTV off for the
show. OUCH! (DING! 1-0 Black). Gene tells Eva to
swallow. That won't get her to spit, but touching her
face will. (DING, 1-1 TIE). Leonard tells Nick that his
mustache looks like Leonard's Brazilian was (BUZZ).
While Katt tells Eva that she has a Supermodel figure
and Compton hair (DING, 2-1, Red). That ends the round
and Cannon's Squad ties the game up at 1.
We got a 60 Second Sequel coming up for Game #3. The
teams provide a improv sequel and the audience selects
who did the better job. The Red Team gets Boyz in the
Hood 2, while the Black Team gets Star Wars 7.
Red starts us off with BITH 2 - Guinness to Society
featuring Mikey as Colin Farrell, who apologizes for
Alexander. Rasika plays his mom and Darrel is Snoop Dogg,
the man of the izzles, while Nick provides commentary as
Bill Cosby. Eh.
Black counters with Bernie Mac/Leonard as Darth Vader
and Eva/Vivica A. Fox is Yoda. Darth goes to the Miami
Strip club to find Nyima as Jada Pinkett Smith. Darth
finally finds Luke - er Spanky - er Doo Doo Brown. They
end it off with the Doo Doo Brown dance, to the
audience's delight. They should win the point - but Red
does, thanks to Nick taking off his shirt. (Red leads,
2-1). Anything for the point, eh, Nick?
Speaking of sequels, who wants to see Cell Train? It's
Soul Train in Jail, featuring R. Kelly and Lil' Kim! Of
course it's a Cannon special.
With that, we go to the WildStyle round. Nick calls Eva
extra-anorexic (DING, 3-1, Red), Affion comes back
saying that he would have been Nick's dad, but he used a
condom. Wha? (DING, 3-2, Red). Mikey goes after Rob
telling him he's in the closet (BUZZ) while Rob wants a
pic with his new ho Mike - and gets one (DING, 3-3,
TIE). Spanky tells Katt to be like his hair and relax
(DING, 4-3 Black). Katt comes back and says that his
hair looks better than Spanky's b#tches (DING, 4-4,
TIE). Rasika tells Eve she has an Adam's Apple (DING,
5-4, Red) while Eva tells Rasika that they have sign-ups
for America's Next Top Curry. What's up with the Indian
jokes? (DING, 5-5 TIE). Rasika comes back and says that
she has more a$$ than Eva (DING, 6-5, Red). Time is up
and Rasika brings is home for the Red Team, who wins it
6-5. Eva gets the consolation prize of Nick taking her
out to dinner. AwwwwBarf.
After the segment of mush, we get the performance of T.I.
and P.$.C.. That's all good, but what I want to see
shows up next week in the form of the Pussycat Dolls.
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